Kumiko: hiiiiiii readers!! (waves)

Purin: I wuv Tar-tar-kun!!!!! :3 (glomps taruto)

Audience: yes we know purin.....-.-....

Purin: yay! :D

Taruto: (un-glomps purin) ..um...sure...can we get on with this?

Kumiko: whaddever you say taruto, whaddever you say....

Purin: WHADDAEVER!! XD

Kumiko: er....it wasn't that funny...

Purin: I know! :3

Taruto: sure....TIME FOR THE....(interuppted by purin)

Purin: REVIEWS!!! :3

Taruto: heyyyyyyyyy! that's my line!!

Kumiko: actually no....u.u....you said it last chapter...it's purin's turn...

Purin: :3!!

Taruto: .......no comment....

Bakaru-02:

yayayyayay! so many reviews!! :D i'm sho happy!! heh heh...you scare me a little when you laugh that much cala-chan....and only me and purin can hit taruto!!! and don't kill me!!! (hides)

lil-cat-ichigo:

hahha i will update!! :3 (a little TOO triumphantly) heh hehh...just ignore my weird-ness and read...hehehe..sorry if i haven't read your fanfic that often, because i've got loads and loads of homework...(mutters) especially math....(grumbles)

KrysOfDeath:

I can read the headline now!! MILLIONS DIE, CAUSE OF DEATH: LAUGHING!!! hehe..but please, readers, don't kill yourselves reading this....then no one will review!! oh the humanity!!!! (starts crying) oh and hai hai!! i will review! hey waittt, if you killed yourself laughing, does that mean you killed yourself? from reading your Tokyo Mew Mew Online you said that you couldn't die unless you killed yourself...maybe i killed you!! (shocked) naw, can't be, you updated again after all! :D

Taruto: i think she's taking this a litttttttle too seriously..

Purin: i think this is going to make her torture you :D!

Taruto: .......

Lucky Cat:

my reviewers are wayyyy too violent! hai! i will review or i will perish!! (prays that she doesn't die if she doesn't update)

Strawberry Arrow:

XDDDDDD!! OMG!! you love torturing your favourite characters as much as I do!! :D yay! someone like me! :DD i think ichigo won't like that kissing session though....heh heh...

Ichigo: you can't kiss my kish!!!! (glomps kish and locks both of them in a cage)

Kish: ya knowww i could get used to this...(malicious smile on face)

Ichigo: ah!!! help lemme out!!! hey wait...i have the key...heh heh...n.n"

Enjie Yekcam:

heyyyyy great recipe! :D sounds delicious! :d!! paper flavourrrr.....yum...!!! XDXD! if anyone wants to read what Enjie Yekcam's recipe is, and doesn't want to go the review page, here it is! :D!

You'll need:
1 book of Christmas Carols
One alien called Tar-tar
Cookie Crumbs
Cake batter (any flavor, I like Paper flavor!)
Monkey called Purin
2 sets of hands
5 magazines
Wolf/Model named Zakuro

Here's how you make it:

1. Have the alien called Tar-Tar get angry at the Carol book and rip it to shreds.

2. Throw those into the cake batter, having the two sets of hands stir the batter thourghly.

3. Wipe hands on Wolf/Model named Zakuro. Toss the Zakuro aside for later use.

4. Have the monkey called Purin eat half of the cookie crumbs and pour the rest into the cake batter.

5. Repeat # 3.

6. Set the batter down and have the alien Tar-Tar stare at it for three hours while Purin reads the 5 magazines.

7. Your cake it ready to eat and it should have the slight taste of silver bels rusted with snow on it!

Anyways, thanks for that Enjie!

Purin: TIME FOR THE CHAPPIE!!!! :3

Taruto: aw....(sigh)

Chapter 3 - How to Make 3.14 of a Pi (XD who is this about?? hm...i wonder..XD)

Ingrediants:

1 purple haired alien named Pai

1 short midget alien named Taruto

1 green-haired alien name Kish

1 Pie crust

2 bags of little candies (prefferably in the shape of 3, . ,1, and 4)

4 bowls of vanilla ice cream

10 gala apples (XDD hahha cala-chan!!)

1 professional pie cooking chef

Too much money to count

Instructions:

Get the three aliens to gather all the ingrediants in one place on a table.

Kish and Pai: hyah!!! (whipping taruto)

Taruto: why do I have to do all work?!?!? ouch!!

Kish: because you're younger! :D and your a midget!!

Pai: (nod,nod)

Taruto:....u.u everyone is really against me now!!! T.x

Kumiko: heh heh....good job kish and pai!! (gives kish, ichigo and gives pai, pi XD)

Summon the proffesional cooking chef to start cooking.

Kish: (does summoning like in Yu-gi-oh) And I sacrifice Taruto, to summon the Professional Chef!!!!!!!!

Pai: XDXD (can't stop laughing)

Kumiko: er.....not like that Kish..just pull him in to the fanfic...(pulls chef in)

Chef: hi! :D

Kish: oh...heh heh heh...(puts away fake dueling cards)

Taruto: why the hell did you use me as a sacrifice?!?!?!??

Kish: chill Taruto.....everyone wants to get rid of you...even purin and it wouldn't work anyways....you aren't equal to a professional cooking chef...u.u

Everyone: (nod,nod)

Kumiko: heh heh..

Taruto: .....

While the chef prepares the pie with the ingrediants, take 3 of the four bowls of ice cream, and feed to aliens.

Kish, Pai, Taruto: (strapped to chairs) ah!!! help!! we're being forced to eat ice cream!! heyyy wait...that's not that bad...yum! :d

Taruto: hey who's going to get the fourth bowl?

Kish, Pai, Taruto: (glare at each other)

Kish: mine!!

Pai: mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taruto: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kumiko: wow...very agressive..

Taruto: heyyyy wait a minute!! how did you get on our ship???

Kumiko: same as other authoresses....our powers..u.u

Kish: stupid question, Taruto, stupid question...

Kumiko: (eating fourth bowl of ice cream)

Force the midget alien to taste test the pie, and make him eat it until on 3.14 of it is left.

Pai: Eat, Taruto, Eat!!!!!

Kish: (shoving food down Taruto's throat)

Taruto: dis ish gwood!!

Pai: wha?

Kish: nani?

Kumiko: he said "this is good!!"

Pai and Kish: oooooooooooh!

Taruto: u.u.....

Pai and Kish: we want some!!

Taruto: too bad, no more!

Pai: yes there is...3.14 more!!

Kumiko: (takes pie away) your supposed to leave 3.14 left dummy!! (whacks pai on the head)

Taruto: :D now you feel how I feel!!!

Pai: X.x......

Now the pie is done, leave there and let everyone devour the rest.

Pai: FOOD FIGHT!!!

Kish: why waste such yummi food?

Pai: i don't know, i always use it for a fod fight so that's why i don't know what it tastes like

Taruto: then why is it your favourite recipe?

Pai: i dunno, maybe because i always seem to win with it when playing in a food fight....maybe....not sure....maybe i should find out....BY HAVING A FOOD FIGHT RIGHT NOW!! (throw pie at Kish and Taruto)

Kish and Taruto: ahhhhh! hey! you used up all the pie!

Pai: oh and did I mention that i always win because i'm always the first to fight?

Taruto: nope, but since you said "food" fight, not "pie" fight....I HAVE MORE FOOD!! (pelts it at Pai and hands some to Kish)

Taruto and Kish: (bury Pai under pies XD)

Pai: x.X T.x

Kumiko: Ok!! enough!! time to end this chappie!

End of Chapter 3

Taruto: that was so much fun!! :D

Pai: X.x

Taruto: hehe....

Kumiko: ok! no more torturing Pai!

Kish: (puts piece of bread back behind his back)

Pai: Arigatou Kumiko!! you're so nice!! n.n (glomps kumiko)

Kumiko: ah!!!! Pai germs!! I ONLY DIDN'T WANT TO CLEAN UP MORE OF A MESS THAN YOU ALREADY MADE OFF OF MY FANFIC!!! NOW GET CLEANING!!

Pai: X.X....yes, Ma'am!!!!!

Kish and Taruto: (snigger)

Kumiko: THAT MEANS YOU TWO TOO!!

Kish and Taruto: yes Ma'am!!!!

Kumiko: hehhee

Purin: sayonara readers!! please review!! (cute monkey face)