Kumiko: muahhahahhaha! I'm back to continue this on going torture for the midget alien!!
Taruto: ....(twitch) midget...(twitch) alien?!?!??!?!?!
Purin: (draws picture of Taruto's head exploding like a volcano) :3
Taruto: (attemps to attack Kumiko)
Kumiko: (yawn..) poke! (Taruto tips over)
Taruto: .....
Kumiko: heh heh...anyhoooo Review replies! :D
Bakaru-02:
bwahahhaha cala-san! you can't count! :3 wahhh i miss you!! why can't you come to MY school?? mr.groundhog misses you! XD my little side humour....heh heh....shoooo you think you can go ahead of me and watch more FMA huh?? well now you can't! muahahhaahha! because you've watched all of them!!!! (evil grin)
Taruto: i think she's gone crazy.....u.U
Purin: i think she's gone completely sane! :D
Taruto: so you think she was INsane before?
Purin: no...but i think you're insane! :D
Taruto: ........I don't understand why I love you Purin...O.o uh oh!
Purin: nani? wuv meeeeee??! (glomps taruto viciously until he faints) :DDD
Taruto: X.x
Kitty Help:
considering that I already put your recipe in the last chapter, i would think that there's no need for instructions....n.n'' anyways, thanks for reviewing!
dreamcaster555:
hahahhahahhaHAHAHHAHAH! i bow to your genius torture to Taruto! :3 heh heh...(whispers) i have an underground organization of people plotting against Taruto..it's a huge unknown conspiracy....but i don't know if you can join...its run by Purin..(un-whispers) heh heh..no one heard thattttt! (puts on innocent smile) ":D
Taruto: i heard all of that you know....U.u
Kumiko: heh heh...n.n''
Purin: (wearing her anti-Tar-tar badge)
Kumiko: honestly...sometimes I don't get you Purin...
Taruto: I don't get either of you...u.u
Kumiko and Purin: (both pummel Taruto in to the ground)
Amme Moto:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (running around in circles) ahhhhh I don't want Lynnia!!!!! helpppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick! Hide Kish!!!! no wait...hm....heh heh (evil grin)
Kish: what are you thinking???? (freaks out)
Kumiko: oh nothing....(locks Kish in a cage and uses him for bait) Lynniaaaaa!
Kish: O.O (faints)
Kumiko: i was just kidding Kish.....i need you for this chappie!!! wake up you idiot!!!! (slaps him)
Kish: (still unconcious)
Kumiko: ......fine
Ichigo: (pops out of nowhere)
Kish: O.O (is now awake) KONEKO!! (glomp)
Ichigo: let's go Kish...My Lynnia sense are tingling and she's gonna be around to take you away.....(looking around)
Kish: n.n
Kumiko: ....U.u
Lorien Moore:
muahhaha hai! kill all of masaya's clones!!! may i join you? (puts masaya clones in a whac-a-baka machine) BONK! wheeee!
shadow-of-death-13:
eekkkk! don't kill me! i haven't been updating OR reading any fanfics in a longggggg time! so please don't kill me! i'll try and read and review your fanfics as soon as i can! :D
Lady Kuro:
er.....yes i can tell that you're a big fan....n.n'' you've reviewed atleast 5 times....i think...about Zakuro, that wasn't my recipe...that was someone elses that i just put there...anywaysss thanks for reviewing!
Mew Satou:
haha there are too many Kish fanatics around these days....
Taruto: TIME FOR THE CHAPPIE!!! :3
Kumiko and Purin: ...(both attack and kill taruto) U.u
Taruto: X.x
Chapter 6 - How to Make Lettuce Wraps
Ingrediants:
1 head of Lettuce
3 bowls of fillings of your choice
1 sauce of your choice
1 timid water goddess named Rettasu (Lettuce)
1 hyper monkey girl named Purin
1 short midget named Taruto
3 bowls of ice cream
Instructions:
Seperate each layer of the lettuce head.
Taruto: (trying to pull Rettasu's hair out) it won't come out!!!
Purin: Tar-tar....don't be a baka....U.u
Kumiko: (gasp) Purin called Taruto a baka! it's the end of the world! (takes out end of the world equipment)
Rettasu: (gets away from Taruto) heh heh..(whispers to Kumiko) why are they so weird?
Kumiko: weren't they always? u.u
Rettasu: good point...n.n''
Purin and Taruto: ......
Now, give each one of the TMM characters a piece of the lettuce head, and get them to fill each of them with their own desired fillings.
Purin: (pouring tart crumbs in to her lettuce piece)
Taruto: (fillling his lettuce piece with banana pudding)
Rettasu: (piling smaller pieces of lettuce in to her lettuce piece)
Kumiko: .....O.o sometimes...I don't know why I even put up with these types of anime characters....
Purin, Taruto and Rettasu: (glare)
Kumiko: U.u''
Begin to fold the lettuce piece, so that nothing falls out.
Purin: (uses her super Purin skills and fold her lettuce wrap so that it is in the shape of Taruto) :3 (chomp) yummy! your head is tasty Tar-tar! :D
Taruto: U.u (folds lettuce piece like a paper crane)(about to eat it)
Purin: (steals Taruto's lettuce wrap) yum! banana puddinggggggg! :3
Taruto: no matter how many times we make things, Purin seems to eat the most...U.u
Rettasu: (eating her lettuce wrap watching Taruto and Purin)
Kumiko: (eating ice cream) are (munch) you two (munch) done yet?(munch munch)
Taruto: didn't anyone teach you not to talk with your mouth full?!?!?
Kumiko: (munch) no....U.u (munch)
Taruto: ....
Purin: FLOWERRRRRRRRR!
Rettasu: ..flo..wer?
Taruto: it's just another one of Purin's random out bursts....U.u
Rettasu: (flower appears on her head)
Purin: HAMMERRRRRRRRR!
Rettasu: hammer!!! (points somewhere)
Taruto: it's just one of her out bursts..nothing to worry about..
Kumiko: then why is that floating hammer charging for your head? (eats more ice cream)
Taruto: (turns around) ....GAH! (gets the hammer full blast in his face)
Purin: ANTTTTTTT!
Kumiko: (crushes an ant)
Purin: JELLO!!
Kumiko: (eating a bowl of jello)
Rettasu: is it just me...or are everyone of Purin's out bursts coming true?
Kumiko: anou..i'm not sure...one time when purin yelled out bomb, a bomb fell down on taruto, and then another time, purin yelled piano, and tons of pianos fell on taruto, and then another time....(still talking)
Taruto: U.u....(shoves Kumiko in a bottle)
Rettasu: is that possible?
Taruto: no idea...but this IS anime isn't it?
Rettasu: point taken (nod,nod)
Purin: CHICKEN!!
Taruto: (turns in to a chicken)
Kumiko: (somehow gotten out of the bottle)(about to say something)
Taruto: not..a....bwak! O.o...word.......
Rettasu: (stiffled giggles)
Purin: END! (giant word "END" falls on taruto)
Kumiko: well, i guess this is the end of this fic...
End of Chapter 6
Rettasu: that was a lot of random babbling.....u.U
Kumiko: true...but all the more torture for Taruto! :D
Taruto: ouchichi....the pain....
Purin: PAPER!
Taruto: (is buried in paper and gets a paper cut)
Rettasu: I pity Taruto...and now i don't! :D
Purin: you have learned well my student..u.u
Rettasu: .........
Kumiko: anyhoo!!!! sayonara!
Rettasu: ja neeeeeeeee!
Taruto: i think purin has had a big influence on rettasu....
Purin: .....(bops Taruto on the head) BYE BYE!