Kumiko: Konnichiwa readers to yet another chapter of "Purin and Taruto's Cook Book" aka: More Torture For Taruto! :D
Taruto: ......-.-''
Purin: STRING!
Taruto: (string randomly appears and strangles taruto)
Kumiko: heh heh...that glitch has not been fixed yet...
Taruto: X.x
Purin: LEAF! (yoh appears)
Kumiko: eek! it's Yoh Asakura! XDDD
Yoh: .......
Kumiko: heh....(pushes yoh out of fic and back in to Shaman King) haha ignore that...
(A/N:translation: yoh - leaf)
Kumiko: ok....for the time being so that I can actually finish what I want to say....puts duct tape over Purin's mouth)
Taruto: hey! you can't do that to my monkey girl!
Purin: n.n
Kumiko: (puts duct tape over Taruto's mouth) :DD okkkk so as i was saying, today we will be looking over the secret recipe of Ryou Shirogane! :D
Ryou: (whaps Kumiko on the head)
Kumiko: U.u anyways....TI.....
Ryou: TIME FOR THE REVIEW REPLIES!
Purin and Taruto: O.O
Kumiko: .......o.o o.O O.o O.O! i think being in too many fanfictions has gotten to Ryou's head....
Ryou: (whaps Kumiko on the head)
Kumiko: tomare!!!!!
(A/N: tomare - stop)
Taruto: (miraculously manages to take off duct tape but in doing so seriously hurts his mouth) on with it already! and my mouth is on fire!!
Purin: (doesn't have any duct tape on her mouth but is doing fine) U.u
Taruto: how did you do that?!?!?
Purin: my uber monkey powaas!!! :3
Kumiko: sure....now REALLY time for the review replies!
Lorien Moore:
kampai!!! more Fishy-not-so-bishie-baka clones to whack in the whac-a-baka machine!!! wheeeeee Inuyasha is Mr. Fuzzums!!! i wonder....(Kagome randomly appears)
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: (face is on the floor)
Kumiko: i love entertainment like that :D
Inuyasha: .....
Kagome: (dragging Inuyasha and her back to where they belong)
Kumiko: heh heh......n.n''
Llamachick:
i'm not quite sure that sacrifice would work....because masaya isn't enough to summon Kish....whudda you think?
Masaya: hahahhahah she said "whudda"!!!! XDDD
Kumiko: .....(puts masaya in whac-a-baka machine) DIE FISHY-NOT-SO-BISHIE-BAKA!!!!
Masaya: X.X
Kumiko: my mission here is done, now i will give the remains of this idiot to the people who loathe him.....U.u (gives remains of masaya to angry mob)
Angry Mob: (torture masaya even more)
Kumiko: now i am happy....:3 (gives Llamachick end of the world equipment) :D
dream-angel114:
hai onee-san.....i know who you are......U.u as to your request i am writing a recipe for Shirogane Ryou who is getting on my nerves by whapping me on the head...
Ryou: (whaps Kumiko on the head)
Kumiko: ......(whaps Ryou with a huge uber hammer) ...U.u
Ryou: X.x
Kumiko: now...ti...
Taruto and Purin: TIME FOR THE CHAPPIE!!
Kumiko: you never get tired of doing that, DO you?
Taruto and Purin: iie!
Kumiko: U.U
Chapter 7 - Chocolate Chip Cookies With a Twist!
Kumiko: what kind of recipe is that?!?! dumb blonde....
Ryou: who are you calling a dumb blonde?!? you're the one that's dumb!
Kumiko: (stares at her chestnut-coloured hair) i don't see how that's possible.....U.u
Ryou......-.-''
Ingrediants:
1 pack of Instant cookie dough
1 lock of Shirogane's hair
2 sacks of oranges
Taruto: that is the shortest list we've ever had....
Ryou: and what's that to you midget?
Taruto: .....(steals Kumiko's awesome weapon that somehow knocks people unconcious for hours but can also revive them and uses it on Ryou)
Kumiko: my awesome weapon!! bad taruto!!! (revives Ryou) i need him for this!
Ryou: (is revived) nani?
Taruto: humph! (glares at Kumiko)
Kumiko: ....not my fault! if i didn't revive him there would be no pain for him!
Taruto: on the other hand....:D (give Kumiko a horo horo plushie)
Kumiko: WAI!!!!! ARIGATOU!! (snuggles)
(A/N: i have a weird obsession for Horo Horo of Shaman King....the reason still remains secret even to me -.-....)
Purin: (snuggles Taruto doll Kumiko has given to her for an early christmas present)
Taruto: .....
Kumiko: that reminds me....we will be having a christmas special chappie during the week of christmas! so stay tuned! :D anddd now back to our cooking! :3
Ryou: U.u
First follow to instructions on the pack of instant cookie dough.
Purin: Step one..Pour dough in to a bowl to defrost....(pours wads of frozen money in to the bowl)
Taruto: ....(pours the frozen cookie dough in to the bowl)
Purin: i knew that.....n.n''
Ryou: ....(finishes all the cooking steps in one fast swift move)
Kumiko: O.O wow....you must really make these a lot!
Ryou: n.n
Next scoop out a fair amount of the cookie dough and put them on to a cookie tray in rows.
Purin: wheee! (uses a gigantic spoon and scoops out all the cookie dough and plops it in the middle of the cookie tray)
Kumiko, Taruto and Ryou: O.O
Ryou: .....(yet again does what is to be done in less than a minute)
Kumiko: i have a feeling Ryou is obsessed with this recipe....U.u
Ryou: (whaps Kumiko on the head)
Kumiko: ........!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!! (pounds ryou in to the ground)
Ryou: X.x
Taruto: popcorn anyone?
Purin: over here!!
Purin and Taruto: (munch munch)
Kumiko: .....
Now, stick the tray of cookies in to a oven.
Purin: (shoves cookie tray in to the oven)
Taruto: O.O my monkey girl has finally done something right!
Purin: "YOUR" monkey girl? is that what you said Tar-tar-kun?? :3
Taruto: ack! too! cute! to! resist!!!! ahhhhhh! (runs out of the room)
Kumiko: ....er......that was strange.....u.u
Purin: (dazzles everyone with her cute smile) :3
Taruto: (is somehow back in the room) WAI!!! she ish sho kawaiiiiiiiiii!!! (runs out of the room again)
Ryou: this is getting strange now, can i leave?
Kumiko: iie....unless you want me to sic the rabid fangirls on you U.u
Ryou: O.O!! no!!! not that! anything but that!
Kumiko: :D i love seeing people in pain :D
Ryou: .....
Now that the cookies are done, take them out, and with the lock of Ryou's hair, summon the fangirls.
Kumiko: hm....are you sure this is your favourite recipe Ryou? because according to this, there ARE fangirls involved....
Ryou: hai, it is my favourite recipe....and soon you will find out why...(evil grin)
Kumiko: O.o
Purin and Taruto: O.O
Kumiko: ah well, with this lock of Shirogane Ryou's hair, i shall summon....THE FANGIRLS!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Ryou: U.u
Fangirls: EEK!!!! RYOU-KUN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (try and get to Ryou)
Ryou: ahhh! read the next step! now!!
Enter the fangirls, but to stop them, use the sacks of oranges and pelt them at them.
Ryou: muahahahha!! i shall pelt!! (throws oranges rapidly)
Kumiko: ah...now i see why this is his favourite recipe....
Purin: i don't get it Tar-tar-kun, how is this Ryou-san's favourite recipe?
Taruto: because Purin...there's nothing more that Ryou would like to do is than to pelt oranges at his fans.....U.u
Ryou: BWAHAHAHHA! I MUST PELT!!!
Kumiko: i think it's gotten to his head.....
Taruto: you think???
Ryou: BWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!
(this goes on for a long time, and trust me, when i say long, i mean LONG.)
End of Chapter 7
Kumiko: hai....i would say Ryou has had enough pelting for one day...
Ryou: (in chibi-mode!) (munch munch) yummy cookies!! :3
Purin: my cookies!! (steals cookies and eats them)
Ryou: T.x
Taruto: as i have said before, Purin eats the most......
Kumiko: anou....sure......save me some cookies!! (munch munch)
Ryou: (still in chibi-mode) sayonara! :3