Kumiko: Ohayo, Konbanwa and Konnichiwa minna! I haven't updated in so long!
Taruto: thank goodness for that!
Kumiko: What did you say, Taruto? (menacing look)
Taruto: heh heh nothing Kumiko-sama...
Kumiko: that's good...anyhoooo i watched most of the Tokyo Mew Mew anime! Finally! It's so good but the events are in a really different order than the manga, but nonetheless it was fab :3 hehe i especially like the episode where Purin and Taruto are fighting each and rolling around on the floor :D
Purin: that's my favourite episode, Kumiko-onee-san, na no da!
Kumiko: i heard that Purin said "na no da" all the time but i didn't really think she really did, but her voice actor is so kawaii! n.n
Taruto: of course it's kawaii, you baka! oops...
Kumiko: eh hem...(pulls out big knife with a very very sharp edge)
Purin: pwetty knifeeeeeee, na no da!
Taruto: (gulp)
Kumiko: (brings down the knife and...)
Taruto: AHHHHHHHH!
Kumiko: (...cuts up some salmon) Sake anyone? n.n (eats some)
Purin: me, na no da! (grabs the whole piece and eats it all in one bite)
Taruto: ...
Kumiko: your voice actor is really kawaii too Taruto! haha but really Purin's right, you DO have really short shorts! XD
Taruto: ...U.u
Kumiko: But then again Kisshu's voice is so cool! And "Aoyama-kun"'s voice actor sounds like a girl, and...(still talking)
Purin: onee-san it is time for the reviews, na no da!
Taruto: (covers Purin's mouth) don't remind her Purin!
Purin: why not na no da?
Kumiko: hai Taruto...why not? (evil grin)
Taruto: anou...ACK! (runs away)
Kumiko: heh heh, i love making people run away in fear (evil grin)
Lorien Moore:
yayyyyyyyy torture Masaya over and over and over again! has your fanfic been put on to the site yet? I wanna read it! I haven't been on the site for so long I don't know which stories have been updated, so please tell me! hehe Mr.Fuzzums! Don't go with Kikyo! You baka! Go with Kagome! hits Inuyasha on the head heh heh
Amme Moto:
I don't think he does...Do you Ryou?
Ryou: (glare)
Kumiko: heh heh i don't think he does...but he's so cool in the anime! hahah Go Shirogane-san!
Ryou: (stands there with his arms crossed)
Kumiko: kewlness! XD
dream-angel114:
hehe onee-san you think Shirogane's hair is too blonde! XD I like the way his hair is! Nice and coollllllll! XD Did I say how I like Ryou's coolness? I like repeating myself :3 regardless that i gave you that bos of ferreo rocher, I get some too! Because I am your sister! muahahha!
Llamachick:
omigod you're right! I don't think Masaya is worthy enough to be destroyed by Kisshu-sama! No worries though, it isn't necessary in my fanfic! Kish will always be with Ichigo! As for Masaya, let's say that he'll be like Francis the fat cat! XD I have to admit tho he isn't half bad looking in the anime, althought Kisshu has coolness like Ryou! Something that Masaya would nevaaaaaa have!
Keruri Aohoshi:
did you REALLY make my recipes? O.o i think most of those most likely would have been very horrid to eat..but our TMM characters have bladders of steel so they can take it! n.n'' funny thing is, in my Home Economics class at school, my teacher said that a pastry blender could be used for the mixture needed to go in to quiches, tarts and pies. XDDD in that order too XD i hurt myself holding in the laughter XD
Purin: (playing a video of Taruto barfing many many times after each recipe)
Kumiko: heh heh..
KutchipatchiROCK:
sorry no recipe for the Christmas special, I didn't have time, I wanted it to be updated before Christmas was over..n.n'' I wanted to make a Valentine's day special too, but I didn't have time either n.n'' gomen nasai!
Chapter 9 - How to Make a Strawberry Quiche!
Kumiko: and presenting our special guest...KISSHU!
Fangirls: AHHHHH IT'S KISSHU-KUN! HE'S MINE! (attempt to glomp him)
Kish: ...Ichigo's mine! (glomps Ichigo)
Ichigo: n.n did you hear that annoying fangirls? he's MINE!
Kumiko: o...k...
Ingredients:
1 overly popular green haired alien
1 koneko, property of the overly popular green haired alien
1 hyper monkey girl
1 he-she alien with red hair
1 basket of strawberries
1 electric blender
2 scoops of ice cream
5 tart shells
1 cup of strawberry whipping cream
First, wash the strawberries, remove all the leaves on the top except for 5 of them.
Purin: (pouring water on to the strawberries) wheeeeeeeee na no da:3
Ichigo: no not like that Purin, you have to treat strawberries with care. (washing each strawberry individually)
Kish: (pouring water on strawberries carelessly)
Ichigo: Kisshu...U.u
Kish: heh heh n.n'' (washes them properly)
Ichigo: good Kisshu! (hugs him)
Kish: n.n
Kumiko: (listening to koi wa a la mode, aka Tokyo Mew Mew Ending song) KARIKARI hagotae hoshii shi!
(A/N: KARIKARI hagotae hoshii shi- I want something crunchy!)
Taruto: (hands Kumiko a carrot)
Kumiko: ...(grabs it and eats it) n.n
Next, with the strawberries that have been washed and removed of the leaves, grind them up in the blender with the ice cream and the whipping cream, until nice and fluffy.
Kish: (puts ingredients in the blender and starts blending them together but has forgotten to put on the lid before starting to blend)
Taruto: Kish you baka! put on the lid!
Kish: who are you calling a baka you midget?
Kish and Taruto: (glaring at each other)
Ichigo: (puts lid back on blender and pulls Kish away)
Purin: (attempts to catch any drops of the mixture that had flown out of the blender)
Kish and Taruto: (still glaring)
Ichigo: ok ok! stop with the glaring! back to the recipe before I burst!
Kish: hai, Ichigo! (follows Ichigo's orders and gets back to work)
Taruto: wow...he sure is obediant..
Ichigo: n.n
Purin: (glomps Taruto for no apparent reason) I wuv you, Tar Tar, na no da!
Taruto: ...
Kumiko: (still listening to koi wa a la mode)
(A/N: this is a very addictive song :3 if you want it email me at: xxsnow underscore koshiteruxx at won't let me do underscores it's not really written it's just a underscore in my email address)
Now, pour the mixture from the blender in to the tart shells.
Purin: (attempts to pour mixture on to Taruto's back)
Ichigo: (takes mixture from Purin) ...U.u (does the step properly)
Put the tart shells in to the refridgerator for 5 minutes to allow the mixture to set. Meanwhile, glomp each other.
Kumiko: O.o (leaves so that she won't be glomped)
Purin: (glomps Taruto) Tar-tar is so glompable na no da!
Taruto: glompable? U.u
Kish and Ichigo: (glomp)
Kumiko: (comes back) ...I am officially scared...(is listening to My Sweet Heart, aka Tokyo Mew Mew opening song) RIBON wo musunde waratte mitara kawatta watashi ni nareta kigashita...
Ichigo: where is she getting all of these songs?
Purin: internet, na no da:3
Ichigo: U.u
Kumiko: (still listening and neglecting everything around her)
Kish: ...
Now, take the strawberry quiches out, and put one of the remaining strawberries on the top of each one.
Purin: (plops the strawberry on her quiche and eats it)
Taruto: U.u (puts the strawberry on the quiche and doesn't do anything)
Kish: (puts you know what on you know where and gives you know what to you know who)
Kumiko: translation to what i just typed up there! puts the strawberry on to the quiche and gives it to Ichigo XD
Ichigo: was that really necessary?
Kumiko: Hai! (goes back to listening to music)
Ichigo: (does the same thing with hers and gives it to Kish)
Kish: arigatou koneko!
Ichigo: arigatou Kisshu!
Kish and Ichigo: (stare in to each other's eyes)
Taruto: the horror!
Purin: (eats taruto's quiche without him noticing)
Kumiko: ok that's it! Ichigo and Kish, break up to mushy stuff before I barf!
End of Chapter 9
Kish and Ichigo: (are mad at Kumiko)
Kumiko: U.u (turns around and starts listening to music again)
(A/N:I have an obsession with the songs!)
Purin: everything was so yummi na no da!
Taruto: i've been scarred for life! (has seen Kish and Ichigo's mushy eyes)
Kish: urusai, twerp!
Taruto: grr...(is having problems after being scarred for life)
Ichigo: (goes to find Minto's recipe)
Kumiko: (has stopped listening to music) gomen if this chapter isn't as randomly funny as other chapters, because i haven't written for so long and the homework is making me have writer's block...Next chapter will be minto's recipe, and until then, Kumiko-channnnnnnnn, OUT!