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Scare Me Senseless, Then Hold Me Tight

Chapter Two

The Boogeyman Is Coming For You

Knock knock.

I stared at my door, my head in my hand, my other hand on the desk, it's fingers tapping it. I sighed, clasping my hands together.

"Come in." I said. When the door didn't move, I loudened my voice, "COME IN."

Nope. Nothing.

"What the fuck..." I mumbled, standing up, a pile of papers falling down. I ignored it, and walked over to the door. I coughed, clearing up my voice.

"COME IN." I said, trying to make it deep but the ending was a bit more high that I had ever wanted it to be.

Notta. Then again, why would anyone be here anyways? I was staying after late to finish my paperwork, and everyone else should have been asleep or at home.

I groaned and put my hand on the doorknob, "A fucking Colonel shouldn't be required to get out of his seat." I said angrily. Besides, I had paperwork to do. Wouldn't you be angry?

Okay so I hadn't been doing the paper work for the past 2 hours.

Hey, it's on the floor now. I'm not going to risk bending down and breaking my back.

I turned the doorknob, sticking my head out, my eyes narrowed.

"Hello out there?" I said, only getting my voice to echo back. Now I was seriously getting pissed. No one comes and knocks on a door and then leaves! Thats like ding dong ditching...only...knock knock ditching.

I rolled my eyes and stepped out of my office, leaving the door open behind me. I wasn't going to stand out here for long anyways. I peered around the corner, then around the next, seeing nothing but dark, empty hallways.

BAM!

"What the-" I turned around back to my office to see the door swung close.

That wasn't a normal shut. That was a slammed door.

And I didn't slam it.

I muttered some words that were even inchoherant to me, and tried to open my door back up only to have it still staring me in the face.

"Fucking door open the fuck up!" I whispered angrily, pushing on it. A few more tries reminded myself that when a door is locked, it's not going to open. You need a key.

Key! Duh. I had a key.

I dug in my pocket for my ring of keys, but only pulled out a package of Double Bubble which I had almost finished earlier. I continued digging in my other pockets, but nothing close to resembling a key came.

Oh shit.

I left my keys in my desk.

I slapped my forehead, then cursing my self when I realized that it stung. I started walking forward, going to find someone to help me.

"Anyone here?" I asked, my voice echoing again. I was stopped, only about 2 feet from where I had originally been standing. Goosebumps ran up and down my arms. No one knew it, but damn was I afraid of the dark.

I didn't want to move, no not at all. There could be fucking monsters! Who are resisitant to alchemy. 'Cuz they're monsters!

CLANK!

"FUCK!" I screamed, jumping in the air, seeing a bucket roll by my foot. I was about to hypervintiate now. What the hell knocked the bucket over? There was no janitor here...and hey, why was a bucket there in the first place?

"Mustang..."

'Hoooolllyyy Shiiiiittt.' I thought, my eyes wide. I didn't dare move. They won't see you, if you stay still...

"Mustang..."

It's beckoning me damnit! It's going to try and take me over with it's powers!

"MUSTANG!"

This is it! I'm dead I'm dead I'm--

"Mustang, calm the fuck down." A hand was placed on my shoulder, and I turned around to see the face of an amused looking Riza.

"Hawkeye. You imbuselle! How dare you be out at this time of night!"

"Me? I would say the same to you!"

I narrowed my eyes.

"I was looking for someone who was knocking on my door."

"Looked like you were being a big sissy to me. Is Colonel scared of the big bad monsters?"

"No-"

"Yes. You know you're scared of the dark. Besides if anything came anyways, you could use your alchemy."

"THEY RESIST ALCHEMY!" I said, my voice squeaky, "I mean...ahem, I wasn't scared. Lieutenant, return to your room please." I crossed my arms, secretly looking left and right, making sure nothing was there.

"Okay Scaredy Cat-I mean, Colonel. I was just checking on you. Night." She turned, a smirk on her face, and walked down a hallway back to her dorm. I let out a huge relieved sigh, and then stopped and froze.

I forgot to ask her for her pair of keys.

"GOD DAMNIT!" I screamed, jumping up and down. I was still stuck outside my office with no paperwork done at all. And monsters.

Monsters...

"I promise you God that if you let me survive this night I will do all my paperwork from now on!" I said, down on my knees. I was cold and hungry (hey I hadn't eaten since breakfast.) and scared.

"Sir? What are you doing here?"

I turned, expecting to see Riza here again, but all I saw was a short blond boy, called by Full Metal and he called me sir. Wow, that sounded sexy. And his perfect blond hair fell onto his shoulders. He had a pretty nice body for--

NO. Don't say anything.

"Nice bod-I mean, Ed. What are you doing here?" Ed gave me a weird look, then sort of shook it off.

"Well, I knocked on your door but then I remembered that I forgot the paperwork I needed to give to you and so I went back to get it. I came back to hear screaming and then I saw you here on the floor." Ed turned to look at my door, then back down at me. "Did you lock yourself out again?"

I grumbled, turning my head.

"I can help." He said, grinning.

"I am perfectly capable of getting in myself." I said, standing up and walking over to the door. I stuck my hand on the doorknob, and tried to use my alchemy but all it did was burn the metal and melt it, so a key couldn't even fit in it.

"Yep. You can do it."

"Oh shutup."

I turned back to look at him, to see his eyes just staring at me. I sighed, going to stop now before it was too late. I sat down against the wall, resting my arm on my upturned knee. Ed sat down next to me, in the same position.

"We're both stuck here. What do we do?"

"What do you mean we're stuck?"

"Well ya see I had an accident-"

"...You didn't accidentally-"

"Yep."

"Ed! We just got that gate fixed! Can't you fix it with your alchemy?"

"Nope." He grinned. I grumbled some more. "You grumble a lot."

I didn't say anything, my eyes drooping.

"Falling asleep?"

"Puppies...monsters...ugh.." I fell over, my eyes closing, black consuming my vision. The last thing I heard from anyone was Ed's voice.

"I promise I'll protect you from the monsters, Roy."

I smiled, falling into a dreamland.


...End Chapter Two...

Didya like it? XD I was about to do an Ed POV but then I ran out of time. I'll probably do it next chapter so you can see what Ed saw and it will be awesome! -grin-

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