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Scare Me Senseless, Then Hold Me Tight
Chapter Two
He Sooo Shagged Him!
The Lunch Room
"So they slept together? And ended up in the hallway?" A curious Havoc asked, holding his fork in one hand, a grin plastered on his face.
"Yump," Hughes said, food in his mouth, making his words shuffled, "Saw it myself, and," Hughes leaned down closer to Havoc, motioning him to move in closer, which Havoc fully did, "lets keep this between you and me but..." Hughes recieted something quietly into Havoc's ear, making the unlucky military man drop his fork, backing away.
"You DID!" He yelled, his eyes wide, "God I wish I was as skilled as Colonel in getting mates! Not that I swing his way of course, but I mean all he has to do is give someone a look and they jump on him like a rabid rabbit in heat!" He said, sighing, "Cept that Riza, she's got nerve. But I support my Colonel, in all ways possible!" Havoc said, raising his fist into the air. Hughes rolled his eyes.
"Alright then, Jean. Wanna trade rooms?"
"Just 'cuz I support him, doesn't mean I want your room where I can hear the Colonel and his sex noises." Havoc said, accidentally saying the earlier shared secret outloud, right when Colonel Mustang walked by.
"...Boys." Mustang said, his hands behind his back. His eyes were narrowed, and darting back and forth between them. His weird dotty-eyed glared scared the two so much, Havoc dropped his fork into his lunch food, while Hughes was staring at him, "Something you two would like to share?"
"Nope!" Hughes said, grinning, waving his hands in the air.
"Nothing at all, Sir!" Havoc followed, nodding, trying to put on a good lying face.
The Colonel looked at them a bit longer, unbelieving, then grumbled something inaudible and stalked off. The two men sat there, staring at where he walked off. Hughes looked back at Havoc, seriously.
"Oh, you saw his hair. Fullmetal sooo shagged him."
The Halls With Ed
Ed whistled, in a particulary happy mood for someone of his sorts. He walked down the hallways right after the lunch was over, heading to the lounge where all the military people hung out.
"Friends!" Ed said, grinning, walking in and heading over to the coffee machine, pouring himself some coffee.
They all stared at him, each one with a unique look on their face.
"Fullmetal..." they all said, nodding their heads as sort of a greeting. Ed continued whistling, then sat down on one of the couches, looking around at all of them, still staring at him.
"Something interesting?" He asked, raising his eyebrow. They all snapped out of their fascination, and shook their heads, each mutting some version of a "No no, nothing." But Ed didn't exactly buy that. He stood up, his eyes narrowed at each of them, trying to figure out what was going on. "Something you're hiding?"
Again, all replied with a, "no no..."
Ed nodded slowly, then walked over to a drawer, pulled something out, stuck it in his pocket, and slid out of the room.
The room was silent for a minute, then Brosh spoke up.
"He was in a really happy mood. He usually walks in here calling us either 'Scumbags', 'Waste of time', 'Idiodic Idiots' and the occasional 'Mad lunatics without any sex lives'. I believe this boy, has a sex life." Havoc nodded in agreement.
"He got coffee! He probably stayed up late last night, screwing the Colonel and needs his strength!" Feury said something next. This was his chance to make up for the dog incident! He could be cool again.
"Boys, I believe what he took out of that drawer was indeed a condom."
Everyone stared at him, like he was a mutation or something, which probably wasn't far from the truth. Hughes smacked him on the back of his head, sending him off the desk he was sitting on.
"Guys don't need condoms you idiot!"
The Halls With Roy
Roy walked down the bare halls, well almost bare. He wished they were bare, because when you have a hundred pairs of eyes staring at you wherever you go, it gets nerve racking.
"General Haruko," Roy said nodding as he passed him. Haruko didn't say anything, just stared at him as he walked down the hall. He turned slowly back around and continued down the hall; he had to meet Fullmetal afterall.
"Where are you going, Colonel?" Archer asked, smirking.
"To meet Fullmetal. We have some business to take care of." He said what he said, and continued on. Archer raised an eyebrow, disgustedly staring at him.
'Dear god that man has gone crazy with man-love-sex!' He thought, turning back into his office. 'Poor, poor, man.'
In Hughes Room
"God damnit, Ed, PUSH HARDER!"
"I'm trying but it WON'T GO IN!" Many thumping sounds were heard.
"I WONDER WHY!"
Hughes had a disgusted face on, his ear against the wall of his dorm, listening to the conversation next door. What the hell were the Alchemist and the Colonel doing!
"Well, I tried to give you the instructions but no, you had to do it your way!"
"Well I'm sorry if I'm not some sissy like you, who can't be the STRONG ONE IN THIS! Why do I always have to do the work!"
"Because I'm a Colonel and I said so!"
Hughes by now, had the whole military in his room, each one of them stuck against some portion of the wall, listening in on this conversation.
"What the hell is going on in there?" Havoc asked, bewilderment in his voice.
"I think that it's quite obvious whats going on, Jean." Brosh said.
"Think we should burst in on them?"
"Ruin their fun? Naw. Besides, I don't think I could take seeing that."
"See, you insert it into their! And-no no no you're doing it all wrong! THIS IS WHY YOUR NEVER ON TOP, FULLMETAL."
"Oh my god." all of them said, eyes wide.
"MOVE IT!" A loud groan/moan was heard from the room next door, and they all just gave up.
In Roy's Room
"Okay Fullmetal, I'm here. Have the table?" Roy asked, walking in and throwing his keys aside. Ed nodded, grinning and holding the new box that contained the new table up.
"Okay...so this part goes here and...Ed what are you doing?"
"Trying to stick the damn leg in the hole."
"Well you're going to have to--no no--God Damnit, Ed, PUSH HARDER!"
"I'm trying but it WON'T GO IN!" He yelled, hitting the thing down, trying to get it into the hole, noises errupting.
"WELL I WONDER WHY!" Roy said, seeing Ed was putting it in the wrong way.
"Well I tried to give you the instructions but no, you had to have it your way!" Roy said, glaring.
"Well I'm sorry if I'm not some sissy like you, who can't be the STRONG ONE IN THIS! Why do I always have to do the work!" Ed groaned.
"Because I'm a Colonel and I said so!"
Ed began trying to put the rest of the table together, optop of the table, while Roy was on the bottom, trying to screw in the bottom part. Of course, Ed was doing it all wrong and inserting it incorrectly again.
"See, you insert it into their! And-no no no you're doing it all wrong! THIS IS WHY YOUR NEVER ON TOP, FULLMETAL." Roy screamed, hitting his head while trying to get up, then finally got up and shoved Ed off the table, "MOVE IT!" Ed groaned loudly, sort of sounding like a moan, falling off the table, getting knocked out.
"Never will I let you put a table together again, Fullmetal."
...End of Chapter Three...
XD So I didn't do an Ed POV like I said, but this idea pooped itself into my head, and I decided to have fun with it. Sorry there wasn't that much fluff in here, but I will try in the next one. XD Jeeze, poor Ed and Roy. Everyone has it so wrong. For now, atleast -evil grin-
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