TT.TT -feels ashamed- I hate writing the beginning of new chapters, because I can never think of how to start them. X.x -sniffs- If any of you have any great plot ideas out there...I'd love to write them! XD Well I suppose I should stop stalling now...-sighs- If only this were easier. But I'm just lazy :P

inuyashabooklover5188 - Yes, poor Ed. And Suki, I have let all the RoyxEd fangirls deal with her. She's been mauled and torn apart plenty of times now XD As for Al, I have plans.

Fading Wind - XD yes, Al is really dead. :O But, as for Roy, he has definantly had more lovers than the times he's changed his underwear. Glad you love it :D

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Back of Beyond - :P Poor Al, poor Ed, poor everyone XD Except Suki. She's hated :O

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Rougechick - LOL! Roy, get your sexy ass in there to help! HA! Thats great. He will, in due time, in due time.

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Scare Me Senseless, Then Hold Me Tight

Chapter Five

See You In Court, Sir.

"Ed, wait!"

Ed didn't listen to the fire alchemist, and continued running, his eyes tightly shut. He heard footsteps behind him, and that only encouraged him to speed up.

Ed shook his head, trying to get that image out of his head, he couldn't stand seeing Roy do that. He felt like he was betrayed, like almost everything that ment something to him was ripped out.

And now Al was gone, and that last part left of him, was ripped out, too.

He stumbled to his room, hastily opening the door and running in. He shut it, and leaned against it, his breath quickly coming out in short gasps. He slid down the door, falling to the ground, then hugged his arms around his knees.

"Al...," He whispered, "Why did you have to go?" He murmered, then stood up, walking over to his window, and sitting down on the ledge. He looked out it, watching the fireflys buzz around, and the wind push the grass slightly over. He snapped out of his thought when he heard a bang on the door.

"Edward Elric, open this door right now." Came a firm voice he recognized all too well. Ed stared at the door, thoughts floating through his head.

He had come back, not a worry on his mind, to find Roy kissing some girl, and Al to be dead. Roy, the man he thought loved him. The man he thought was his love. He glared at the door, hating the person behind it with his every being.

"Edward, open this door!" He said again, and Ed shook his head.

"Go away, Mustang. I don't want to hear anything from you." He answered angrily. Mustang groaned and muttered somethings.

"If you'd let me explain-"

"Explain! You want to EXPLAIN!" Ed yelled, "I think what you did was an obvious explanation!" He heard Roy growl, and then the door slammed open, then slammed shut as quick as it opened. But now in the room, was Roy. "Get out of my room, Colonel. I know you're explanation. Actions speak louder than words."

Roy strided over to the alchemist, standing in front of him, looking him down in the eyes.

"That kiss, I didn't give her that kiss! The only action that was being expressed there was my pure disgust! It didn't mean anything! It wasn't a real kiss!"

"Prove it. Prove you didn't like it. Prove you weren't the one who kissed her. Prove it didn't mean anything. Prove it wasn't a real kiss." Ed said in a monotone voice, looking down.

Roy narrowed his eyes, then lifted the alchemist's head up, so he was staring him in the eyes. He bent down closer, and suddenly, the Fullmetal Alchemist was taken by surprise. Roy's lips desended onto his own, pushing him slowly down onto the bed. Roy was sitting next to him, with his hand still under his chin.

Ed knew he was only falling for a trap. But he couldn't stop himself. And he hated it even more when Roy pulled away.

"That, Fullmetal, was a real kiss." He said, looking with his chocolate eyes into the gold ones. Ed's lip sort of trembled, and Roy smiled, pulling him close to him, rubbing his back. "It's alright to cry, Ed."

Ed slowly let the tears fall, the soothing of Roy's hands helping him, "He had to die, Roy. The last thing in my life that matters, had to die. He was the only one who needed me, the only one I needed. We promised eachother, Roy! He promised...we would find the stone...No one needs me anymore."

Roy smiled, lifting the alchemist to look at him again.

"I need you." He said, "And you know you need me." Roy tossed in there, hoping to lighten the mood. Ed laughed.

"You wish." he grinned, poking Roy's chest. Roy played hurt, but he was playing it pretty well.

"Ed I'm hurt!"

"Oh get over it, baby." He said, crossing his arms, looking away, and blushing.

"I deserve a kiss now."

"No way!"

"What? You don't want to kiss me?"

Ed looked over at him, his eyes wide, then held up his hands in defense.

"No, no it's just-"

"Then kiss me."

Ed grumbled, and then slowly turned his head, going to give Roy a peck on the cheek, but Roy was smarter than that. He turned his head too, and Ed ended up kissing him on the lips. Roy's lips brushed over Ed's, and his tounge slowly persuaded Ed into opening his mouth, and like a snake it went in, and explored the new area.

Roy sneaked his hands to the boy's shoulders, and pushed him down on the bed. Ed had his hands on Roy's chest, not thinking about where this was leading, and frankly he didn't care.

"Ahem."

Roy and Ed stopped, and looked up, to see Hughes standing there, grinning.

"I knew it." He said, laughing, "I told everyone, and even I wasn't sure, but I knew it!" he said, not making any sense.

Roy and Ed flew up, sitting on the bed, but looking oppisite ways.

"Um, that wasn't exactly-"

"Can it, Fullmetal. I saw what happened. I heard what happened. I know whats going on, and I think it's ADORABLE!" He said, dancing around. They both looked at him like he was insane, and Hughes only kept dancing. He finally stopped, and stared at Ed and Roy.

"You two do know what problems this will cause, don't you?"

Roy grumbled, then stood up, twitching.

"I am full aware what causes this would cause-"

"Good!"

"IF something was going on. But it's not."

Ed froze and something dropped in the pit of his stomach. He turned to Roy.

He was just playing a joke on him.

Ed stood up, off the bed, staring into Mustang's eyes, with his own. Mustang blinked, like he didnt know what was going on, and Ed turned to Hughes, then back to Mustang, tears in his eyes.

"Ed, like I came here for, I'm going to need your report on your mission in my office by 8:00 tomorrow morning." he said, crossing his arms. Ed snapped his head to the side, hiding his tears.

"That's fine, Colonel Mustang," Ed began, then looked him straight in the eyes with a look of hatred that even made Maes back up, "But I will see you in court."

And with that, Ed stomped out, slamming the door.

"Court! I can't be court martiled!" Roy said, looking at Maes, "How can I be sent to court!"

"I'm not sure. I'm not sure what I saw in here."

Roy growled, then clutched his state watch in his pocket.

"Edward Elric, you have caused for war," He snarled, "A war that you will not be able to win."

Roy stormed out of the room too, leaving Hughes standing there. Hughes sighed, shrugging his shoulders.

"What am I to do?"

((ED POV))

"Let me get this straight, Mr. Elric," Lutienant Hawkeye said, "You want to bring Colonel Mustang into court? On what accounts?"

"Sexual harassment."

Riza's eyes temporarily widened then wrote something down on the peice of paper.

"Alright then, Mr. Elric. The date is as of two weeks from now. Do I need to send any gaurds to prevent anything from happening?"

"No, Ma'am," Ed said, shaking his head, "Just ensure that he stays away from me."

Riza nodded, and picked up a stamp, then looked back up at Ed.

"This is your final decision? Wants I stamp this, it's done."

"I'm sure."

Something quarled inside Ed when he saw her stamp it, and he stood up, nodding to the lutienant.

"Thank you, Hawkeye." He said, and walked out, shutting the door. Riza sighed, and stood up walking out a bit afterwards.

What were those two getting themselves into? Even she didn't know. She could always tell that Roy looked at Ed with a sort of longing in his eyes, and Ed was an innocent schoolgirl towards Roy, always crushing and blushing. She shook her head, and knocked on Archer's door.

"Come in."

She walked in, and saluted him, "Sir, I have a court date written out, for two weeks from now. I've filled out the paperwork," She set it on his desk, "I ask that you sign it, and send it out."

Archer raised his eyebrow looking it over, "This is for Edward Elric, and Roy Mustang? For sexual harrassment? How...new." He said, then laughed, signing it. "Dismissed, Lutienant Hawkeye." She saluted him then walked out.

Archer grinned. This was going to be an interesting case. He could finally place Roy Mustang where he was needed to be placed.

In jail.

((Roy's POV))

He stood at Hughes' desk, pacing back and forth.

"We've got to do something, we can't just let this go."

"What can I do, Roy?" Hughes asked, shrugging, and putting his feet on the desk, "You can't ask me to go against the poor boy."

Roy stopped and looked up at him.

"That's exactly what I'm asking you to do."

Hughes' eyes widened and he let his mouth hang open slightly.

"You, Hughes, from now on will consider Elric, you're enemy."

...End Of Chapter Five...

XD What a way to end it! I'm sorta proud of this chapter, I think this is going to be a very fun twist, don't you? -evil grin- You all got your fluff, and some more will come, but as for now,

Things get EVIL! -lightning-

Review, and I update faster XD