a/n: There is a mention of stripping in this chapter, since it's not
graphical and does not involve any nudity it's still PG-13. But I wanted to
tell ya anyhow.
You know I'm on my holiday and I still made an upload, I wasn't planning to but here you are anyway.
Disclaimer: Okay, perhaps I'm not too poor but I can't afford to get sued, Harry Potter belongs to the wonderful J.K. Rowling. Besides it takes a lot of time, and I'm too busy to be busy.
Chapter 3 What are Slytherins good for? Playing Pranks on of course
~*~ Normal POV ~*~
Harry and Ron woke up around 7 o' clock. They took a shower (a/n NOT together for those of you ^-^), then they got dressed and went downstairs to the common room where Hermione and Audrey where already waiting for them.
"I can't wait to see everybody's face when we're through with the Slytherins!" Ron exclaimed. "Good morning to you too Prowl." Audrey said smiling. "Morning Nova, Mist." Harry said. "Morning Snitch." Hermione said. "Enough greetings let's get going!" Ron said, sounding like a five-year-old child buying ice cream. "Calm down Prowl, most Slytherins are only going to be there around eight, so we've got half an hour!" Hermione said. "Well, I say we go down to breakfast and eat." Harry said. "Snitch's got a point. As soon as our prank kicks in we're going to be too busy laughing to be eating." Audrey said. "Good point." Hermione said.
They grabbed their schoolbags and went downstairs to the Great Hall.
Once in the Great Hall they sat down nearby Ginny, who was already there along with Luna and Neville.
"Good morning my fellow Gryffindors!" Ron said happily. "Morning." Neville, Luna and Ginny replied. "What are you four so happy about?" Ginny asked suspiciously, looking at their huge smiles. "That's our secret Gin, but I'll give you a hint; keep your eyes on the Slytherins around eight." Audrey replied.
By eight o' clock all the Slytherins were seated at their table and so were the other houses and teachers. Everyone was given their timetables.
~ Okay, my fellow mischief-makers, let's get the party started! ~ Harry thought through their mental link.
~Kay, I'll start. ~ Hermione said.
She lifted her wand and put a charm on all the Slytherins to make them start dancing. A second later Ron waved his wand and music filled the Great Hall. Soon the Slytherins were dancing on the table. At the same time as Ron's spell, Harry cast a spell that changed their dancing into strip dancing.
The teachers were blissfully shocked and were thus unable to act.
About half a minute into the "party" Audrey lifted her wand and pointed it discreetly at Malfoy. She muttered "Dancio Persona." The spell made Malfoy walk over to Snape, already half undressed, and started to give him a personal lap-dance.
All of the students (minus Slythies (DUH!)) were laughing their heads of. Sir Nicholas did that quite literally.
"Hey look at Crabbe and Goyle's boxers!!!" Dean and Seamus yelled.
The entire hall did so. They where wearing a matching pair of silver boxers with fluttering red hearts.
All the while Snape was trying to get Malfoy of his lap, by then Malfoy was only dressed in silver boxers with broomsticks. He was also busy with Snape's robes. Snape's look was one of utter shock.
When all of the Slytherins were in their undergarments and were starting to take those of as well, Dumbledore snapped out of his trance. He got up and cast the counter spells. The Slytherins quickly got down from the table and stared dressing themselves. Malfoy found himself nearly naked on Snape's lap fumbling with his robes. He were blushing a deep crimson, hurriedly got of Snape's lap, put on his clothes and ran over to the Slytherin table.
"I'm sure you all got a good laugh out of that, but I will warn you. When we find out who did that, the persons in question will be severely punished." he said, but there was a glint of humour in his eyes.
~ Hey even Dumbledore liked our prank! ~ Ron thought to the others. ~ Yeah, but I doubt he'll go easy on us if he founds out we were behind the pranks ~ Harry though back.
They had to stop their conversation because Ginny, who was sitting next to Harry, asked him something.
"You guys did that?" she asked softly. "Yeah, but don't tell anyone" Harry whispered back. "What gave you the idea?" Luna asked, she was next to Ginny and had heard them. "We wanted to give the Slytherins and Snape a welcome back present." Audrey replied. "You have to promise not to tell anyone." Hermione said "We promise." Ginny and Luna replied. "Great!" Ron said.
The Hall had calmed down again and Dumbledore stood once more. "Now that everyone's been having a good laugh you'd better finish and go and get ready for classes." he said.
The students got up and left the Hall, heading either to classes or their house common room.
"So, what nightmare do we begin with this year?" Harry asked.
Audrey looked at her timetable; since they all had chosen the same career they had the same things (a.k.a. classes ^o~).
"We begin with double Transfiguration with Ravenclaw and were having double Herbology with Hufflepuff. After that there's lunch, then double Charms with Ravenclaw and.Oh Fuck.Double Potions with Slytherin!" she replied, with a frown at the last part.
They all sighed and walked to Transfiguration.
Once in their classroom they sat down next to each other. Everyone was happily chatting away and our favourite quartet where figuring out which prank they should pull on the Slytherins next. That's when McGonagall entered the classroom.
TBC
A/N: That's the end of this chappie. Sorry if it was short but I wanted to keep what happens in Tranfig a surprise. You'll read it in the next chap.
Chapter 4 - Animal Form Troubleshooting
R&R and I'll love you. ^o^
You know I'm on my holiday and I still made an upload, I wasn't planning to but here you are anyway.
Disclaimer: Okay, perhaps I'm not too poor but I can't afford to get sued, Harry Potter belongs to the wonderful J.K. Rowling. Besides it takes a lot of time, and I'm too busy to be busy.
Chapter 3 What are Slytherins good for? Playing Pranks on of course
~*~ Normal POV ~*~
Harry and Ron woke up around 7 o' clock. They took a shower (a/n NOT together for those of you ^-^), then they got dressed and went downstairs to the common room where Hermione and Audrey where already waiting for them.
"I can't wait to see everybody's face when we're through with the Slytherins!" Ron exclaimed. "Good morning to you too Prowl." Audrey said smiling. "Morning Nova, Mist." Harry said. "Morning Snitch." Hermione said. "Enough greetings let's get going!" Ron said, sounding like a five-year-old child buying ice cream. "Calm down Prowl, most Slytherins are only going to be there around eight, so we've got half an hour!" Hermione said. "Well, I say we go down to breakfast and eat." Harry said. "Snitch's got a point. As soon as our prank kicks in we're going to be too busy laughing to be eating." Audrey said. "Good point." Hermione said.
They grabbed their schoolbags and went downstairs to the Great Hall.
Once in the Great Hall they sat down nearby Ginny, who was already there along with Luna and Neville.
"Good morning my fellow Gryffindors!" Ron said happily. "Morning." Neville, Luna and Ginny replied. "What are you four so happy about?" Ginny asked suspiciously, looking at their huge smiles. "That's our secret Gin, but I'll give you a hint; keep your eyes on the Slytherins around eight." Audrey replied.
By eight o' clock all the Slytherins were seated at their table and so were the other houses and teachers. Everyone was given their timetables.
~ Okay, my fellow mischief-makers, let's get the party started! ~ Harry thought through their mental link.
~Kay, I'll start. ~ Hermione said.
She lifted her wand and put a charm on all the Slytherins to make them start dancing. A second later Ron waved his wand and music filled the Great Hall. Soon the Slytherins were dancing on the table. At the same time as Ron's spell, Harry cast a spell that changed their dancing into strip dancing.
The teachers were blissfully shocked and were thus unable to act.
About half a minute into the "party" Audrey lifted her wand and pointed it discreetly at Malfoy. She muttered "Dancio Persona." The spell made Malfoy walk over to Snape, already half undressed, and started to give him a personal lap-dance.
All of the students (minus Slythies (DUH!)) were laughing their heads of. Sir Nicholas did that quite literally.
"Hey look at Crabbe and Goyle's boxers!!!" Dean and Seamus yelled.
The entire hall did so. They where wearing a matching pair of silver boxers with fluttering red hearts.
All the while Snape was trying to get Malfoy of his lap, by then Malfoy was only dressed in silver boxers with broomsticks. He was also busy with Snape's robes. Snape's look was one of utter shock.
When all of the Slytherins were in their undergarments and were starting to take those of as well, Dumbledore snapped out of his trance. He got up and cast the counter spells. The Slytherins quickly got down from the table and stared dressing themselves. Malfoy found himself nearly naked on Snape's lap fumbling with his robes. He were blushing a deep crimson, hurriedly got of Snape's lap, put on his clothes and ran over to the Slytherin table.
"I'm sure you all got a good laugh out of that, but I will warn you. When we find out who did that, the persons in question will be severely punished." he said, but there was a glint of humour in his eyes.
~ Hey even Dumbledore liked our prank! ~ Ron thought to the others. ~ Yeah, but I doubt he'll go easy on us if he founds out we were behind the pranks ~ Harry though back.
They had to stop their conversation because Ginny, who was sitting next to Harry, asked him something.
"You guys did that?" she asked softly. "Yeah, but don't tell anyone" Harry whispered back. "What gave you the idea?" Luna asked, she was next to Ginny and had heard them. "We wanted to give the Slytherins and Snape a welcome back present." Audrey replied. "You have to promise not to tell anyone." Hermione said "We promise." Ginny and Luna replied. "Great!" Ron said.
The Hall had calmed down again and Dumbledore stood once more. "Now that everyone's been having a good laugh you'd better finish and go and get ready for classes." he said.
The students got up and left the Hall, heading either to classes or their house common room.
"So, what nightmare do we begin with this year?" Harry asked.
Audrey looked at her timetable; since they all had chosen the same career they had the same things (a.k.a. classes ^o~).
"We begin with double Transfiguration with Ravenclaw and were having double Herbology with Hufflepuff. After that there's lunch, then double Charms with Ravenclaw and.Oh Fuck.Double Potions with Slytherin!" she replied, with a frown at the last part.
They all sighed and walked to Transfiguration.
Once in their classroom they sat down next to each other. Everyone was happily chatting away and our favourite quartet where figuring out which prank they should pull on the Slytherins next. That's when McGonagall entered the classroom.
TBC
A/N: That's the end of this chappie. Sorry if it was short but I wanted to keep what happens in Tranfig a surprise. You'll read it in the next chap.
Chapter 4 - Animal Form Troubleshooting
R&R and I'll love you. ^o^