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(Thanks for your reviews, girls. But I already planned this story, so expect some major surprises later! You'll find out how they switched bodies in the next chapter and you'll probably get a hint when you read this chapter. :D)

RW: I've never done this before...but I have a muse! It's Sheena!
Sheena: Hey! What am I doing here!?
RW: You're my muse, you shall do whatever I tell you, woman!
Sheena: Humph, you're very friendly.
RW: Sorry, I haven't done this before, so uh...help me!
Sheena: Yeah, let the readers stop eavesdropping on our conversation. Start the second chapter already.
RW: Yes, ma'am!

2) The Blonde, The Idiot, and The Ugly.

"Where are you, Zelos?" Colette yelled through the thick cloud of mist inside Zelos' bathroom.

"Just take off your clothes and I'll show you where I am." Zelos said through the mist.

Colette suddenly remembered Lloyd's trust, "Uhh, how do I know you're not gonna do something without me knowing?"

A huge figure creeped up behind Colette, "Because I'm here."

"Eek!" Colette attempted to run away from this huge figure. But the mist was too thick that she slipped, "Zelos! Don't scare me like that!"

"I'm over here, hunny!" Zelos is seen on a huge tub.

Colette gets up and is now confused, "Wait, if you're in the tub, then who's that back there?"

"That was Regal, to make sure I don't do anything stupid, right, my man?"

The same huge figure creeped up behind Colette again, "That is correct." Regal's appearence startled Colette but now she's relieved that someone as honorable as he can keep an eye out.

"O-okay...I'll uh, undress myself!" Colette replied.

"Atta girl." Zelos sank in the water while waiting for her. Knowing that no one can see her through the mist, Colette takes off her dress and her hairpins and puts them on the side.

"Are you wearing swimming gear, Chosen of Sylvarant?" Regal said from the mist.

"Yes, Regal, thank you!" Colette walked ahead and found her way through the mist where Regal is standing next to the tub. Zelos popped out of the water and saw Colette.

"Whoa ho! Surprised me there, little angel!" Zelos cried.

"I'm ready!" Colette lets out a big smile.

"Hop in, it's nice."

Colette puts her feet on the water to test its temperature, it's pleasently warm. So she jumped into the tub almost overflowing the tub.

"Alright! Ready for a bubble bath!?" Zelos takes out a plastic bottle with a picture of a cute circly bubble.

"Yay! Bubbles!" Colette claps her hands of joy.

"Okay, here goes!" Zelos pours all of the contents of the bottle and throws it aside. The water starts to get foamy and bubbles started growing from the water.

"Wow! That's so cool!" Colette says, astonished.

"Hey! Check this out!" Zelos plunges his face into the foam and uses it to form a hairstyle on his head, "Guess who I am!"

"It looks like Raine's hair! You look funny!"

"I do? Oh well, your turn!"

"Okay! Heehee!" Colette plunges her face in the foam and does the same thing, but when she popped out, the foams fell off of her head, "It's ticklish!"

"Here, let me do something to you real quick." Zelos starts to say.

"AHEM!" Regal appeared behind Colette.

"...On second thought, try making a face in the bubbles!" Zelos swims back to his side.

"Uh...okay?" Colette takes the foam and "decorates" her face, "Look! I'm a clown!"

"Heh! You're so funny!" Zelos stands, luckily the foam is covering his groin, "Watch the Super Zelos of the world do his bubble work!" With that, Zelos does the boogie.

Colette started to hysterically laugh, "Zelos! Stop it! You look weird!"

"Hoo ha! Whoa!" Zelos accidentally slips and a huge splash was produced, drenching the stationary Regal. Colette couldn't stop laughing her lungs out.

"Zelos! I hahaha! Zelos!" Colette said through her laughter.

Zelos didn't answer, and nowhere to be seen.

"Zelos?" she finally subsided her laughter and looked around the tub, worried about him, "Zelos!?"

"BOO!" Zelos popped out of the water and scaring the living hell out of Colette.

"AHHH!!!!" Colette pulled away.

"Hahahahahahaha! You should of saw the look on your face!" now it was Zelos' turn to hysterically laugh. Seeing this as a practical joke, Colette joined his laughter. Regal, now with some foam on him, gave a deep sigh.

"Two Chosens of Mana and they fool around at a time like this. Humph."

Meanwhile, outside the bathroom, Lloyd lays down on his bed, alone in the "Dudes" room. He can't stop thinking of what Zelos might do to Colette. The thought of that sickens him and he felt the urge to go over there and stop them. But he can't because he wants to make her happy, no matter how dire the situation may be. He can't just stand there and let them go all over each other! It's just the way it is! He wants to stop them, but something is taking him back. He trusts Colette but not Zelos, but somethings vows are meant to be broken...

"I can't do this anymore!" Lloyd yelled.

He sprung up, opened the bedroom door and marched toward the bathroom. Unfortunately, he didn't make it there. Halfway though, a door labeled "Hunnies" swung open in front of him and knocked him unconscious. Sheena appeared out of the door. "I'm so thirsty!" she walked out, but when she walked out, she tripped on one of Lloyd's legs and made her fall flat on her face, knocking HER unconscious! The thud on the second floor made Raine jump on the first floor. The book she read flattened her small glasses on the table. She stands and slams her palms on the table.

"Ooh! What's Lloyd doing!?" Raine stomped upstairs and found Sheena...on Lloyd. "Now, now, you know better than to something unorthodox, Lloyd!" Raine scolded.

But Lloyd and Sheena didn't move an inch.

Furious, Raine grabbed Sheena away from Lloyd, "Hey! Didn't you-" She discovered the bash marks on their foreheads, "...Oh."

"Raine."

"Ack! Who's there!?" Raine drops Sheena, who lands on Lloyd's legs. She then looks around and sees a small silhouette coming towards her.

"It's only me, sis." Genis walks towards Raine with the peacefully sleeping Presea on his arms.

Raine started to sigh of relief, "Don't scare me like that, Genis."

"Hey, what happened to them?" Genis points to the unconscious Lloyd and Sheena.

"It's their business," Raine replied, "leave them alone."

"Uh..." Genis started to blush, "Raine, can I sleep with Presea?"

"What? No you will not!"

Genis became heartbroken, "W-why!?"

"You're too young to do something like that." Raine approaches her younger brother and snatches Presea away from him.

"Hey!"

"Genis," Raine started to say, "You've grown, I know that and you know that, but something like this has got to wait."

Knowing that an argument with Raine could result in a violent dispute, Genis replied, "Yes, Raine." He slowly walks away from her sister and sits on the stairs. Raine, feeling some shame of what she had done, starts to walk toward him. But she thought about it and comforting Genis wouldn't change anything. Besides he needs to learn. So she carries Presea to the "Hunnies" room and slowly shuts the door.

The only sounds heard is the splashing and the laughing in Zelos' bathroom.

Genis takes out something in his pocket and looks at it. Two, golden rings shimmered on his hands, shining some sort of ancient lettering on it. He may not understand what it means but he knows for a fact that it'll make Presea happy, when she wears it and when he wears it. But the fact that he can't made him cry softly, "When will I ever grow up..." He throws the rings over his shoulders and hides his face with his hands. One of the rings lands just inches from the bathroom door the other hits Lloyd's forehead and rolls into his pocket.

"OW!!" Lloyd finally awakes from his slumber, "What the!?"

Genis heard the yell and sprinted like a scaredycat into the "Dudes" room to prevent any unnecessary violence from whomever got hit. "Oh! I shouldn't have done that!" He starts to sweat and starts to pace around the room quickly, "What do I do, what do I do!?"

Lloyd rubs his forehead and feels a sharp pain in the middle. "Ow, ow, ow..." he looks around, wondering where he's at. He groans and starts to stand up, but something is on his legs. Sheena's was there, not moving.

"Sheena? Sheena? Get up!" Lloyd takes her head and starts shaking her, but she's out cold. "Sheena! Sheena!"

At that point, Zelos and Colette exits the bathroom with towels on and sees Lloyd doing something to Sheena.

"Whoa! Lloyd! What are you doing!?" Zelos yelled.

Sheena: Hey! What's gonna happen next, RW!?
RW: Relax, this is the end of chapter 2.
Sheena: But I wanna know what's gonna happen next!!
RW: Be patient!
Lloyd: (within) No way!
(Silence)
RW: Where is he!? (walks away with a paper fan)
Sheena: No! Wait! Don't hurt him! (runs after RW)
Lloyd: (within) No way! Ow! Urrg! Pretty good!

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