Disclaimer: I'm like an ironing board...
RW: ...
Sheena: Hey, RW.
RW: Whoa!! Don't scare me like that!
Sheena: Sorry...what are you reading?
RW: Oh, my reviews, I'm gonna reply to them.
Sheena: Oo, oo, can I watch you?
RW: ...
Sheena: What?
RW: Nothing.
Sheena: I wanna reply to one of the reviews!
RW: And may I ask, why?
Sheena: I want to help you!
RW: Buzz off, Sheena, this is my time to have a heart-to-heart talk with my reviewers.
Sheena: But I'm your muse.
RW: And what does that prove?
Sheena: Anything you do, I do.
RW: ...Go away.
Sheena: Why are you so stubborn?
RW: Oh, wait let me see: You just broke my quiet time!
Sheena: Don't let me take out my Lloyd doll-
RW: Okay! Okay! Here! Dammit, man...
Sheena: Thanks!
4) The Hot Chosen
The sun rose as its beams of light shines on the beautiful city of Meltokio. Children started running outside and play with their friends. Merchants from around the world gather around the town square and began negotiating with other merchants. Nobles walk around ever so elegantly with their subjects to show off their nobility. Peasants scurries around the area finding some miracle to come across them. Of course, this is just the normal day in the city of Meltokio.
Meanwhile in Zelos' condo, everyone was still asleep. The only person awake, however, was Sebastian, who woke up way early to clean the messes from last night, if there were any. The ray of light shone through the windows and woke up the groggy Zelos, who began the day with a back cramp.
"Aaaaargh! That's hurts!" But something was not right...his voice. That wasn't his voice! It wasn't his voice it came out of...
It was Lloyd's.
"Hey! Why am I dressed all red!? Ahhh!! My hair!!" He feels his hair, it's not long anymore, and it's not red.
It's brown.
"AHHHHH!!!!!"
"Knock if off, Lloyd!" Genis throws a pillow at Zelos and mutters to himself, "Him and his stupid dreams..." then dozes off again.
He wasn't in his room, it's not his bed, his back is not getting better! Zelos breathed rapidly, trying to figure out what he should do...
"My body! I need to find my body! ...Oh, crap!" He sprung up from his unfamiliar bed and exited the room labeled "Dudes" on the door. He was then greeted by his butler Sebastian, who said, "Good morning, Sir Bud."
Zelos grits his teeth and grabs his butler's shoulders, "Do you know who I am!?"
"Why, you're Master Zelos' friend."
"Gahh!!" Zelos ran hysterically across the hallway and finds his Master Bedroom, which was decorated with a huge golden sign labeled, "ZELOS." He swings the door open and approaches a bed with two figures on it. One of the figures had long, red hair with smooth, white skin. Zelos grabs that person and chokes him.
"Ack! What...are...you...doing!?" says the guy that has Zelos' voice.
"Give me my body back!" yelled Zelos who has Lloyd's voice.
"I...don't...know...what...you're...talking...about!"
"Give, me, my-" Zelos looks at the eyes of the man that looks like him, it was brown. His eyes are NOT brown! He quickly lets go as if something disgusting were in front of him and stares at the guy who has his body. "Who are you!?"
"Well, if you tell me your name, I'll tell you mines!" replied the Zelos-looking dude.
Hold up, Lloyd always says that... Zelos had to make an assumption, because the way he speaks...he sounds like...
"Lloyd!?"
"Hey! You look just like me!" Says the Zelos-looking Lloyd.
"No, shit, Sherlock. What did you do to my body?"
"Your body?" Lloyd checks himself, he's not wearing clothes, he has long hair...its red! "Wha-? Where's MY bod-!?" He checks himself again and points to Zelos, who is doing the same thing.
"You have my body!!" yelled both of them.
"Oh...my head..." Another figure appears out of the covers. "What am I doing here...?"
Zelos finally remembered what happened last night, "Uh...oh..."
"Huh?" Lloyd turns around to see what has appeared from the bed. His eyes widened as a girl with really huge breasts comes to view to the two males.
It was Sheena!
"Lloyd," Zelos whispered, "If you want to live, I suggest you run..."
But Lloyd was absorbed at the two hanging things that he has never seen before...
There was a long, dead, silence...
Moments later, Zelos runs across the hallway yelling like a maniac. Lloyd followed Zelos and had to wear a towel to his unfamiliar self, for Sheena, who was also wearing a towel, was chasing him with a dagger in her hand.
"Come back here, Zelos!" Sheena yelled to Lloyd, "What did you do to me!?"
"I didn't do anything to you!" Lloyd said with innocence.
"Shut up, stupid Chosen! I know you did something to me!"
"What did you do to her!?" Lloyd yelled to Zelos.
"Uh...I kinda...heh heh," Zelos started to blush.
"Don't tell me you..."
Lloyd and Zelos ran downstairs where everyone was there, eating breakfast. Genis starts to get disturbed by the thumping noises from upstairs, "What's going on up there!?"
"Help! She's gonna kill me!!" Lloyd runs across the kitchen and goes outside to Zelos' backyard.
"We can explain later!" Zelos said and ran after his body.
"Where's that idiotic, perverted, asshole!?" Sheena yelled.
Still reading the same book from last night and drinking a glass of coffee, Raine pointed to the backyard, "He went that way."
"She's going to kill Zelos, isn't she?" Presea asked after Sheena left.
"Well," Raine starts to say, "after seeing this happen for quite a while, I think she'll actually do it, it's not like I care."
Zelos and Lloyd stops in the middle of the huge backyard and took a breather.
"Hey! Don't touch my legs!" Zelos yelled at Lloyd, who was panting.
"Why!?"
"I don't want any guy to touch my beautiful body!"
"Does it look like I care?"
"Just...don't touch ANY part of my body until I can figure out a way to get us back!"
Lloyd looks around, "Well, guess I don't have much of a choice, huh?"
"And what's that supposed to mean!?"
"Die, you idiot Chosen!" Sheena appears and charges toward Lloyd.
"Eep! Get her away from me!" Lloyd circles around the backyard while Sheena's in pursuit.
"I'll rip you into pieces when I catch you!!" she threatened.
"Crap!" Zelos said, "If she does that, she'll destroy my beautiful body!" Zelos chases after her, "Hey! Sheena! Wait! Don't kill him!"
"Go away Lloyd!" Sheena yelled back, "I shall end this once and for all!" She throws the dagger at Lloyd.
"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!" The dagger flips towards Lloyd in slow motion as Zelos yells the previous quote.
The butt of the dagger hits Lloyd's cheek and knocks him down, but not unconscious thankfully.
Zelos covers his face, well, Lloyd's face, "Argh, she didn't have to hit me in the face! Anywhere is fine, but not the face!"
Genis went outside to see where that scream came from and came running to Zelos, who looks like Lloyd. "Lloyd! Are you okay?"
"Beat it shrimp, I'm fine!" Zelos replied.
"Hey, what did you say!?"
He glared at the little half-elf, "I said, 'Beat it shrimp!'"
"What's wrong with you, Lloyd?"
"Well, for your information, little man, I-" Zelos paused for a second and completely forgotten that he was Lloyd. He stepped back and finished his sentence, "I- I'm irritable, yeah! I'm irritable!"
"Huh?" Genis wonders what has gotten into him, "You're weird."
"Don't worry about that, I just...woke up a little too early, yeah! That's all! No hard feelings?"
"Okay?"
"Ha!" Sheena pins Lloyd to the ground and raises her dagger.
"Whoa! Not good!" Zelos rushes toward Sheena and grabs her hand before she thrusted the blade into Lloyd's musculine chest, "Don't do it, Sheena!"
"Let go of me, Lloyd!"
"Stop it..." Zelos uses his hands softly strokes her hair, thus, making her stop, for some odd reason. She drops the dagger and starts to cry.
"Huh?" Lloyd gets up and sees her crying, "Wait, how did you do that!?"
Zelos approaches him and whispers, "The only way to stop a girl."
"By touching her hair?"
"Yeah, I saw you do that a couple of times to her, sometimes on accident. She cries everytime you do that, when she's alone."
"And how do you know, THAT!?"
"Watched her, when everybody's asleep."
"Man, you really gotta stop spying on girls."
"She really likes you, man."
"Don't be ridiculous! How do you know that?"
"Watch," Zelos pats Lloyd's shoulder, "and learn." He goes to Sheena and pulls her hands away from her drenched face. The moment she saw Zelos, she hugged him.
"I'm so sorry, Lloyd!" she bawls on his shoulders.
Zelos looks at Lloyd and gave a thumbs up and an evil grin. Lloyd can't believe what he's seeing!
"She really does...like me..."
Colette, whom helped Sebastian wash the dishes, hopefully nothing broke, saw Genis enter the kitchen again. "Hey, Genis, what's happening over there?"
"Oh, Zelos did something to Sheena and Lloyd stopped her from killing him." Genis replied.
"Why would Lloyd want to-" Colette looks outside the window and sees of what looks like Lloyd hugging Sheena.
"Uh, oh!" Zelos spots Colette watching him from the window, "Uh, hi, Colette!"
"Colette!?" Lloyd looks around, "Where is she!?"
He sees Colette through the window, having that sad look on her face again. She's watching Zelos hugging Sheena, and she thinks it's him! "Whoa! No!" He pushes Zelos and Sheena apart, "What do you think you're trying to do!?"
Before Zelos could say anything, a crash was heard from inside, Colette was gone.
"Colette...no..." He breathed.
"Wha-what's going on?" Sheena shivered.
Lloyd glared at Zelos, who created an idiotic grin. Then he grabbed him and headed toward the house.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing!?" Zelos yelled.
"We need to talk."
"She's gonna think you're jealous, because she hugged me."
"Let her think that way!" Lloyd drags Zelos inside and shuts the door, leaving Sheena alone in the backyard.
"Lloyd..."
RW: Okay, finished.
Sheena: You're making this into a Sheelloyd fanfic!
RW: What? Is that supposed to be bad?
Sheena: Yes! I thought it was a Colloyd fanfic!
RW: And it's not.
Sheena: Then what is it!?
RW: Neither!
Sheena: You're making no sense!
RW: Then explain this! (takes out the Lloyd plushie)
Lloyd: No way!
Sheena: Wait! Huh?
RW: See? You're already confused.
Sheena: I'm not confused, you're just not making sense!
Lloyd: No way!
Sheena: Hey! Give it back to me!
Lloyd: No way!
RW: Muahahahaha! Feel the wrath of the plushie!
Lloyd: No way!
Sheena: RW!!
(And now, my responses to your reviews.It's long!! Especially the final response...which is optional to read.)
Luv2Game: Geez, you're getting into my story, aren't ya?
GirlyButTough: No offense, but you remind me of Sheena...
Xaeta: No, just...no. Go admire Raine some other story.
Green Magi: Err...good point, why would Genis yell in front of Presea? I don't know, I'm dumb. (Sheena: Lol!)
Heimdale Elf: I think reading chapter 3 answered all of your questions. Now how did you come with the idea that Raine was having naughty thoughts?
jellybeanz225: I think your predictions are right...
Cerse: Hey, wazzup, dude!
PIRO the unforgiven one: Thank you for your responses (???)
chibi presea: OKAY!
Mal du Siecle...
Sheena: Hey, why'd you stop?
RW: This...review...
Sheena: Let me read it!
RW: Hm...
Sheena: Uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, whoa!
RW: What?
Sheena: That reviewer just told ya!
RW: Wha-huh?
Sheena: I can't believe that person just told you straight up!
RW: Yeah?
Sheena: So he's indirectly saying that your fanfic sucks?
RW: Ummm, yeah.
Sheena: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're pathetic!
RW: ...
Sheena: Hm? Why are you smiling?
RW: Because I'm glad.
Sheena: ???
RW: No one has EVER criticized about my work before! Never! I feel praised and demented at the same time!
Sheena: You're scary, RW.
RW: As well as I should be!
Sheena: Uh, shouldn't you, like, get all mad and attempt to attack Lloyd with a paper fan?
RW: Why should I do that?
Sheena: Aren't you mad!?
RW: No, I'm glad.
Sheena: What!? Weird...
RW: Yeah, go away from me, Sheena, you may be my muse but you can't change my personality!! And you can't get away from me!! Hahahahahaha!
(High regards to the person that criticized me about my writing. Thanks. I know I'm making a big deal out of it, but yeah, I'll take that into consideration. Yes, con-sid-er-a-tion. Looking at that review made me feel unpopular but who cares!? I refuse to change the outline of this fanfic! I'll continue to mess up this fanfic even though it's an awful train wreck, I'll make it equivalent to world destruction! But uhh, I'll know what you mean about spell checking, I was just lazy. I'm dumb, yes, my English grades were "C's," yeah, yeah. I thought about this story through my thick head, not from somebody else. I have no idea what a beta reader is so I'm stupid, yes, I'm dumb AND stupid. Whack a pick in my head and I'll hopefully write a very good story.
I'm just point out my flaws to all of you, especially the person who criticized me, because I need to make myself clear on this one. I wouldn't be surprised if you reviewed saying, "That reviewer just told ya!" or somewhere around that and come to find out I'm not recieving reviews anymore. So uh, if you do stop reviewing this story, then I guess its goodbye?)
Review!
Presea: No!
(When Zelos gets hit, doesn't it remind you of those two crabs from "Finding Nemo?")