Disclaimer: This time, I'm letting Sheena do it...
(Hiya everybody! Ima back! Sorry for not updating in a while, I was busy doing other stuff more important than this story. Muaha. Right now I'm pissed off and I don't want to think about anything else but this story. So don't talk to me.)
(Okay, so that's not going anywhere. It seems that everything is going as planned, my reviewers are confused and they're thinking the wrong idea. And oh, before I somehow confuse more people, I'll tell you what kind of fanfic this is. This is a Colette x Lloyd fanfic, a little of Sheena x Lloyd and alot of Genis x Presea. Reason why I don't want to point this out to all of you because I don't want this story to be classified as a Colloyd or a Shelloyd, or maybe a Gesea. This is a story between two guys who just switched bodies and they want it back!!)
(About Sheena x Zelos...no. Personally, I'm not a fan of Sheelos fanfics. But this story tends to bend the rules of "ToS fanfiction love" a little. Zelos is a sly bastard. But, what they don't know...won't hurt them...)
(And are you ever so encouraging! I just knew you're going to tell me to "ignore him" or "screw him" or "keep on going, you'll do fine." Just knew it. Thanks for keeping my spirits up.)
(About the rings...you guys just guess! Holy crap, man! I really want to tell you what the rings actually does but it'll spoil the whole plot...so I'll make you guys guess some more!)
(Enough of my blabbering, I'll respond to the reviews that I somehow racked up while I was gone...)
Luv2Game: Start guessing!
PIRO the unforgiven one: You love this story that much?
Green Magi: Hm, going to Triet isn't such a bad idea...
Mihalle Miyama: Sorry for not responding to your last review...thanks! And your recent review...thanks. -.-
Cerse: Word!
GirlyButTough: Grades are meaningless! It's the thought that counts!!
jellybeanz225: I don't know about that, I'll try.
Kanji-Neko: No way! XD
balmung31: Lloyd x Sheena all the way!
Heimdale Elf: You're one of the people who has no idea what the rings do, start guessing!
General-BOLT: Sorry for not responding to you last review...but thanks for your input!
(Another note to put out: Lloyd and Zelos has no idea how they switched bodies! They do not want to be each other! The inscriptions on the rings is like a test. There! A hint from the brain of RW! Start guessing! Hey! That should be my new line until you guys figure it out! Start guessing!)
Sheena: That's more annoying than saying, "No way!" And you talk too much! Get on with the story!
RW: Okay!
5) The Secret of the Rings
Lloyd takes Zelos to the "Dudes" room, where everything was put up neatly because Sebastian cleaned it earlier.
"Hey, hey, man, don't grab me like that!" Zelos whined.
"Shut up and get inside."
They both enter the room and locks the door behind them. Lloyd gave Zelos an evil glare.
"What?"
"What are you intentions, Zelos?"
"Hey, don't blame me because we switched bodies! I feel the same way!"
"N-No no no!" Lloyd obstructs his view from Zelos.
"What are you doing now?"
"Don't stand up like that, it makes me look gay!"
"Hm?" Zelos checks his Lloyd self and stands as if he was still in his own body. He then looks at Lloyd, "Don't stand up like, THAT! It makes ME look like a show-off!"
Lloyd checks his posture and sees nothing wrong. Just think of a Zelos standing like Lloyd and Lloyd standing like Zelos. If you think about it, it's wrong and confusing!
"Ow!" Lloyd feels a sharp pain on his fingers.
"Hey, what's the...whoa..." Zelos looks at Lloyd's hands, the finger that's aching is the finger that has the ring on it, and it's glowing! He then feels the sharp pain on his finger, too. "Ow! That hurts!"
"I can't move my hands!" Lloyd tries his best to move, but he can't.
"Me neither!"
"What's happening!?"
The rings on both fingers starts to lift up, taking Lloyd and Zelos with them.
"Ahh! We're gonna crash into the celing!" Zelos screamed.
"Do something!"
"Hey! Does it look like I'm doing something!?"
The rings starts to shine very bright, striking both of them blind.
"We're gonna die!!!" Zelos yelped.
"Aaarrrrgh!!!"
Then, just like that, a huge flash engulfed them and they disappeared...
"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" Lloyd finds himself being sucked into a purplish vortex, he twirls around at the neverending tunnel of "death" as he plummets down deeper and deeper...
"Uaaaaagh!!" Zelos flips endlessly across the same purplish vortex, and although it's looks funny, it's making his vision blurry and it felt as if someone is causing him to flip around. His freefall flip came to an abrupt stop when he bashes his head onto Lloyd's body.
"Ow! Zelos!?" Lloyd yelled thought the hollow vortex.
"Waaa!! I don't want to die!!" Zelos screamed as he hugged Lloyd in a fetal position.
"Stop crying, you big baby!" Lloyd scolded, "We need to- AHHHHH!!!"
They suddenly felt themselves falling faster into the vortex, Zelos' girlish scream echoes through the tunnel. After falling for some time, they finally felt something on their butt, they're not falling anymore, they're sliding!
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!" Lloyd tries to stop himself from sliding down but Zelos' weight is all that he can bear. Zelos is screaming like there's no tomorrow... "Zelos! Get off me!!" he pushes Zelos away, but he's scared out of his wits, and when he finally shook him off, he saw something coming toward them. It was a black hole!
"AHHHHH!!!"
And then they were gone...
Gone into the darkness...
Never to be seen again...
"Lloyd...Lloyd, open your eyes..."
Lloyd's eyes slowly opens and saw a beautiful woman.
Wha? Where am I? is what he wanted to say, but all it came out was, "Goo goo ga ga!"
What the hell!? I can't talk! Lloyd looks at himself, and sees nothing but a diaper on his crotch. I'm a baby!? How did I become a baby!?
"Awww, you're so adorable!" The woman takes Lloyd's little body and hugs him.
Why is she so familiar? Have I seen her before? Could it be...?
"How's the baby?" said a musculine voice from far away.
"He's fine," the woman replied and she carried Lloyd up to her shoulders. "Wanna go see your daddy?"
Is it Kratos!? Are you my mother!? Lloyd said, but it came out as, "Uuuuaaaaau!"
The woman smiled and turned Lloyd to where he can see his father. But...he stares in horror as the man smiled at him and said, "Hello, my son!"
The man that he saw as his father turns out to be Zelos.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" Lloyd finally awakens from his bad dream.
"Hey! Dude! Don't yell!" Zelos growled, but that's odd...
That's his voice.
"Whe-where are we!?" Lloyd asked, he feels something weird about his voice, too.
That was HIS voice!
"Whoa! What the-?" he checks himself, it's him! Back to his original self again! "I'm me again! I'm me again!"
"Yeah, yeah, don't be excited about it." Zelos helps Lloyd up and looks around, "So where do you think we are?"
"I don't know," Lloyd looks around and sees nothing but wavy purplish walls and a platform showing some kind of path. "Looks like this is the only way out, I guess."
Lloyd and Zelos walks across the platform and comes across a huge door blocking the way. They both glared at each other and opened both sides of the door. Inside was nothing but black.
"Black what?" Lloyd said.
Just black. Black walls, black floors, black figures.
"Black figures!?" Zelos exclaimed.
Yeah, and it's going at your direction. I suggest you run.
"Eeep!" Lloyd and Zelos turns the other way but all they come across is black.
"BLACK WHAT!?" Lloyd yelled.
"Who are we talking to!?" Zelos yelled.
"You're talking to me," said a low, cold, voice that somehow took my job as a narrator.
"Wait, you're there," Lloyd points and turns the other way and points to the black figure, "and he's there," and turns to Zelos, "and he's there."
"Yeah, I'm here." Zelos said.
"Yeah, and...hey! What da!?" Just thinking about it frustrated Lloyd.
"Man, RW has gotta stop making fun of Lloyd like that." Zelos said.
The whole area is pitch black, except for Lloyd and Zelos, who stood out in the darkness.
"Welcome..." said that low, cold voice. A flash of light appeared and everything turned white. The figure that they couldn't see is now visible to them.
"Yuan!?" Lloyd blurted out.
"What are you doing here?" Zelos said.
"Welcome to my office, you like it?" Yuan still had that low, cold voice.
Lloyd looks arounds the white room, "You don't do much, don't ya?"
"Don't be ridiculous!" He snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of furniture and antiques popped out of nowhere, scaring the living hell out of Lloyd and Zelos.
"WHOA!!"
"HEY!"
Yuan smiled and changed his voice tone to a pleasent tone, "Sit!"
They looked around and they saw a comfortable looking chair behind them. And so they did so. Yuan walked behind is working space and sat on his chair, "So, what can I do for you?"
"Hey! You brought us here! What did you do to us!?" Lloyd said.
"Hm? I don't remember anything regarding you guys."
"Then why are we here!?" Zelos shot back.
Yuan gave them a senseless glare, "I don't know what you're talking about."
Lloyd and Zelos exchanged glances and they showed Yuan the rings. Yuan had to put on small glasses to analyze them. "Oh, so that's why you're here!"
"We never intended to come here in the first place!" Zelos said.
"It doesn't matter, you're here and you've got the rings that I gave to that half-elf boy. Smart move."
"You mean Genis? These rings belong to Genis?" Lloyd asked.
"Why, yes. Do you need further information on how he got it?"
"I'd rather get information on how YOU got it."
"Oh, made it myself! Nice, isn't it?"
Lloyd and Zelos exchanged glances again. "That's not what I mean."
"No matter, seems that you've changed bodies, correct?"
Lloyd doesn't want to bother answering that, neither does Zelos.
"I'll take that as a 'Yes,' now why did you put it on?"
They decided not to answer that, too.
"Hmm, Lloyd because he thought it was a wishing ring, and Zelos because it looks sexy on him. Great."
"Hey!" Both Lloyd and Zelos stood up, "How did you know that!?" they said at the same time.
"Sit, sit, I'll explain everything!"
They reluctantly sat down again.
"These rings were intended to bring two couples together. But since you guys put it on, that's a different story." Yuan explained.
"What!?" Lloyd said in confusion.
"You mean to tell us that these are commitment rings!?" Zelos asked.
"Yes."
"Yuck! I outta-"
"But here's the catch: If two men wear it, they'll switch bodies."
"That we know!" Lloyd said.
"And you can't take it out."
"Huh?" Lloyd takes the ring and attempts to yank it out, but it didn't bulge.
"See? Now the only way to take it out..." Yuan started staring at a space.
"Yes!?" Lloyd and Zelos yearned to what Yuan's going to say next.
"...I forgot."
Both Lloyd and Zelos fell off their chairs.
"You forgot!?!?" Lloyd yelled.
"How can you forget!?" Zelos added.
"Hmm, that's a good question," Yuan ponders to himself, "how could I forget?" He shrugged and stood up, "Oh, well, you're time's up."
"Hey! You can't leave us like this!" Lloyd said.
Yuan created a pointless smile and waved like they were next door neighbors, "Goodbye!"
"Why I outta-" Before Lloyd could say anything, they disappeared from the office, sending them to the purplish vortex again.
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
Genis stares at Lloyd and Zelos on the floor. They're wobbling around and screaming with their eyes closed.
"Guys?" Genis said, "Are you okay?"
They continued to scream.
"What's happening here!?" Regal enters the "Dudes" room and saw what Genis' doing.
"Something's wrong with them." Genis dumbfoundedly pointed to them.
They continued to scream.
"Shouldn't we stop them?" Genis asked.
"Yes, we should. You take Lloyd, I'll take Zelos. On a count of three, we choke them." Regal ordered.
"Why choke?"
"That I have no idea." Regal said, realizing that he had no reason for doing so for the first time.
"Okay!"
Genis already is having a hard time trying to get a hold of the psycho Lloyd. It didn't pose a problem to Regal, though.
"One, two, three!"
"Achka!" Genis squeezes Lloyd neck with all his might. Achka?
"Kid, get off me!" Lloyd yelled.
"Regal, get off me!" Zelos yelled.
"Wow, it worked!" Genis and Regal releases them.
"Ugh, we're are we?" Lloyd and Zelos looks at each other, they're back in the "Dudes" room, fortunately, but unfortunately...
"We're back to not ourselves." Zelos said.
"Hey, what's going on?" Genis curiously said.
Lloyd and Zelos remembered what Yuan said, "Genis!?"
"Y-Y-Yes?"
RW: Dahahahaha! A cliffhanger approaches!
Sheena: I don't like cliffhangers.
RW: And I made Yuan an OOC fool! Dahahahaha! (Sorry if this offends anyone who likes him. Deep regards.)
Sheena: How did he get in?
RW: Hm, I dunno. I just thought of someone and he seemed perfect.
Sheena: Weird. Only five people were involved in this chapter.
RW: Six, including me.
Sheena: No, five.
RW: Six.
Sheena: Five!
RW: Six!
Sheena: Five!
RW: Six!
Lloyd: No way!
(Silence)
(Both RW and Sheena have paper fan)
RW/Sheena: Die!
Lloyd: No way! (runs away)
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Regal: Not a chance!