Sheena: (dumbfoundly reads an index card) RW, does, not, own, Tales, of, Shrynonia?
RW: Symphonia!
Sheena: ...Oh! "RW does not own Tales of Symphonia!"
RW: Geez, this'll take a while to manage...
RW: Urrrgh, sorry for the delay peoples.
Sheena: Yeah, I thought I was going to be stuck here forever!
RW: Stuck where?
Sheena: ...I dunno.
RW: Hm...
Sheena: So what are you up to now?
RW: Ah, nothing. Just listening to my Tales of Symphonia Original Soundtrack CD that I got days ago.
Sheena: You got the soundtrack!? Where did you get it!? I've been looking forward to buying one!
RW: You don't have to, just tell me, and I'll let you borrow it.
Sheena: Really!? You're so sweet!
RW: Heh heh.
Sheena: Just curious, where did you get it?
RW: I wouldn't get this if I lived in America, now wouldn't I?
Sheena: Well, kinda.
RW: What do you mean, "kinda?"
Sheena: There's EBay, Amazon-
RW: Okay! So you CAN get it in America...I don't like ordering stuff on the internet, though.
Sheena: I do! Look what I got from EBay! (takes out the Lloyd plushie)
Lloyd: No way!
RW: Oh, that. That seller must be really happy to sell that piece of junk.
Sheena: Did you say something?
RW: No.
Lloyd: No way!
RW: I got the soundtrack in Hiroshima, and paid for it with my hard-earned money! (yen)
Sheena: So you live in Japan?
RW: Yeah! Understand Japanese?
Sheena: You're looking at a girl who got created in Japan! Of course I do!
RW: You're Japanese?
Sheena: Baka dayo Ryu kun. (You're stupid, Ryu)
RW: Eeh!? Ijiwarunee Shihna! (Huh!? You're a bully, Sheena!)
Sheena: Why is your Japanese have an American accent?
RW: Because my Japanese is so basic, I'm equivalent to a four-year-old!
Sheena: How so?
RW: Think of me as a dude who knows his ABC's but doesn't know words! Well...some.
Sheena: Hmm, okay. I'll help you then. Atashiwa Shihna, Mizuho karade Fujibayashi Shihna, yoroshikune! (I'm Sheena, Sheena Fujibayashi from Mizuho, pleased to meet you!)
RW: Ore wa Ryu, Ryu Uooriyaa. Douzo yoroshiku, Shihna chan. Ken ga suki da. (I'm Ryu, Ryu Warrior. Pleased to meet you, Sheena. I like swords.)
Sheena: Ken ga suki? (You like swords?)
RW: Mochiron! (Of course!)
Sheena: Yare yare. (Oh, boy...)
RW: Kimi mo suki da... (I also like you...)
Sheena: N? (Huh?)
RW: Nanimo! (Nothing!)
(If anyone knows Japanese, feel free to correct me. I learned Japanese at school, so, uh, yeah. Don't yell at me because I don't know anything.)
Review Responses: (Forgive me if I spell your name wrong)
Xaeta Alexin: Brag about your immortality somewhere else.
Cerse: I need to borrow Skeith to handle the Lloyd problem...
Kanji-Neko: No way! 0.0
Luv2Game: Hannible? How?
sirhcnotilih: ... ... ... ... Huh? (Sheena: Why are you looking at me?)
The Hitokiri Battousai: If you hadn't noticed, I like torturing Zelos, it's actually pretty funny.
jellybeanz225: Go ahead, I'm sure he'll behave.
GirlyButTough: Geez, I'm sorry but that's what Sheena would say...but cheese?
Charlett-The-Druid: Well, (scratches head) improve myself as a writer? Hm... I dunno, but go ahead.
Chibi Presea: OKAY!
Rei Hoshi Kage: I'm glad that you like my story. Thanks.
6) Learn To Be Like Zelos
"Y-Y-Yes?"
Genis walks back against the wall as Lloyd and Zelos slowly walks toward him.
"Do you realize what you just did!?" Lloyd in Zelos said.
"Did what? I only choked you!" Genis said.
"Don't act dumb, brat! I know it was your doing!" Zelos in Lloyd said.
"Lloyd?" Genis stares at Zelos who looks like Lloyd.
"That'll be me." Lloyd pats his Zelos chest.
Genis stares in confusion, "What?"
Zelos grabs Genis' shirt, "Listen, little boy, I know what you did to us, now change us back!!"
"Hey, Zelos, don't hurt him." Lloyd said.
"Zelos? But that's Lloyd!" Genis points to Zelos.
"I'm Zelos, he's Lloyd." says the Lloyd body.
"Wait, what?"
Zelos shows Genis the ring on his finger, "Recognize THIS!?"
Having seeing that ring gave Genis a huge spine chill, "Da, da, da..."
"Explain, little boy!"
"That's my ring!"
"Your ring?" Lloyd said, "Then this must be yours, too." He shows Genis the other ring.
Having seeing the other ring, Genis flusters all red and faints. Zelos drops him and gave a deep sigh.
"So what now?" Lloyd said.
Zelos stares at Genis and starts to ponder, "I dunno, but we have to keep this secret,"
"Uh, Zelos?" Lloyd said.
"Don't interrupt me! We mustn't let anyone other than Genis know about this,"
"Zelos, can I say something?" Lloyd persisted.
"Silence, impersonator! We need to keep a low profile,"
"Zelos!!!"
"What!?"
Lloyd points something behind Zelos. He turns around to see Regal. Zelos widens his eyes and looks around.
"Hi! I'm Lloyd!" Zelos lied.
"Nice try, Zelos. I heard the whole thing."
"Damn."
"So you know, Regal." Lloyd said.
"Do not worry. I shall keep this a secret."
Zelos gave Regal a stink eye, "How do I know that we can trust you?"
"Have you doubted my trust from the moment I joined you?"
Even Lloyd had trouble answering that question.
"No! It's just...how do we know you're not gonna slip out on us?"
"I'm not saying anything about this, that is final." Regal walks out of the "Dudes" room and shuts the door.
"Rrr! That Regal! Thinking he can keep a secret and walk away like that!" Zelos clenches his fists.
"Hmm, come to think of it, he's never gossiped. Not even once." Lloyd pondered.
"Hey, shut up! You're just saying that just to make me look bad!"
"I've never insulted you ever, so YOU shut up!"
"That was an insult! C'mere you!" Zelos uses his red-gloved hands to choke the life out of Lloyd.
"Ack! Ack! Ack!" Lloyd manages to get a hold of Zelos' hands and knees his chest.
"Ai! Oh, you're gonna regret doing that!" Zelos charges toward Lloyd but he effortlessly dodged it. But since Zelos ran so fast, he collided to the window and fell off, landing face-down to the grass in his backyard. The thud made everyone in the kitchen jump. Colette, for some reason, screamed really loud. Unfortunately, Sheena got caught in the middle of the headsplitting scream and she fell off her chair.
"Tha-thanks for the wake up call, Colette." Sheena murmured.
"I wonder where that came from?" Raine looks out the window and sees Lloyd's body on the ground.
"Rrrraaaa!" Zelos' body is seen airborne and lands on top on Lloyd's body.
"Aaaaaaaiiii!" Zelos feels a great crack on his back.
That yelp made the rest of the group speechless. Lloyd has never yelled like a girl before.
"Get off! Get off!" said Zelos with his cheesy high-pitched voice.
"What is going on here!?" Raine walks out to the backyard.
"Hunny! Hunny! Help me!" yelped Zelos on the ground.
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'Hunny,' Lloyd?"
"Uh...no! Professor Raine! Get him off me, Professor Raine!"
"Zelos, get off Lloyd."
"Yes, Professor Sage."
Wait, Zelos doesn't call me "Professor Sage." What's gotten into him? Raine thought.
Zelos gets up and bends his hips, creating a loud crack on his back, "Urrgh! That hurts!"
"That'll teach you not to mess with me, Ze- I mean Lloyd!" Lloyd threatened.
"Speak for yourself!" Zelos' voice starts to get groggy.
"Okay, what happened?" Raine said with an angry voice.
Before they could say anything, a third body fell off the house. It was Genis.
"Ahhhh!!!!"
Lloyd caught Genis, who was still screaming for his life.
"Genis!"
"Ahhhh!!!!"
"Genis!!"
"Ahhhh!!!!"
"GENIS!!!"
Genis immediately stopped.
"What's the matter with you?"
"You saved my life, Zelos..."
Lloyd gave Zelos a stinkeye and dropped him.
"Ow!"
SLAP!
"Ow!"
"Don't drop Genis like that!" Raine said from behind.
"Hey! I just saved his life! You should be thanking me!"
"Oh, Zelos!" Raine wraps herself in Lloyd's arms and starts kissing him. Zelos couldn't believe what he's seeing!
"Make love to me, Professor!" Lloyd said.
Raine pins Lloyd to the ground and begins taking off her clothes. Genis does nothing about it.
"No! Stop! This can't happen!" Zelos said. "No. No! NO!!!"
"WAKE UP!!"
"AHHH!!!"
Zelos springs up from a bed only to see the brown-eyed self looking at him.
"What the hell is the matter with you?"
"You made love to your Professor! How could you!?" Zelos yelled.
"What!? That's nasty! I would never do anything like that!!"
"You're lying! I know you did! That could have been me!"
"Okay, Zelos." Lloyd takes two steps back, "You're scaring me."
"Don't act like an idiot! I saw the way you kissed her!"
"I kissed her? No way, man. I've never kissed anyone in all of my seventeen years!"
"But you kissed her."
"I did not kiss her! You we're in what people call a dream!"
Come to think about it, Zelos isn't in his backyard anymore. So he must be dreaming...
"You knocked me out, didn't you!?"
"How could I knock you out? You fell off the window and didn't move until you started yelling again!"
"Liar! Her tits were nice, huh!?" Zelos uses his body language to impersonate a person milking a cow. "Mmm yum, oh yeah, Professor! What's the next lesson!?"
Lloyd starts to twitch, wonder what kind of an idiot took over Zelos. Then he, for some reason, thought about it. What the hell is the matter with him!? "No! No! That's just wrong!"
"What's going on here!?" Raine appears at the "Dudes" door, she's wearing a towel.
"Ha! That proves it!" Zelos points his accusations at Lloyd, "Why is she dressed like that!?"
"Because it's nighttime and it's almost time for us to sleep." Lloyd said.
"What!?" Zelos looks out the broken window and sees a full moon in the night. He slowly turns to Lloyd and stares at him.
"What?"
"You kissed her."
"For the last time, I, did, not, kiss, her!!"
"Who did you kiss, Zelos?" Raine asked.
Raine's question to Lloyd confused Zelos. "Wait, what did you say?"
"That answer your question, Zelo- I mean, Lloyd?"
"...Shut up. Just shut up!"
"Who did you kiss, Zelos?" Raine repeated.
Lloyd turned to Raine. "I kissed nobody."
Zelos went behind him and mouthed out the word, "Liar" in front of Raine.
"C'mon, Zelos, don't lie. Who did you kiss?" Raine said.
"What?" Lloyd turns to Zelos, who was peacefully doing nothing.
"Don't look at me."
"You bastard! You did something behind my back!"
"And what are you going to do about it?"
Lloyd opens his mouth so he can say something. But he had nothing to say and leaves the "Dudes" room in distraught. Zelos and Raine are alone in the room.
"Oh, and by the way," Zelos said, "He kissed you."
"HE WHAT!?"
"And made love to you, and drank your milk."
"Lloyd, is this true!?"
Zelos sat down on a chair, "I dunno."
"He's going to get it now!" Raine slams the door behind her, leaving the room pitch black.
"Hm...I want to laugh, but I just can't."
Lloyd enters Zelos' huge room figuring that since he's Zelos, why not lay back and be like him?
"Zelos, hunny!" said a female voice.
"Hm? Who's there!?" Lloyd looks around the room and sees no one.
"At the bed, hunny!" said another female voice.
Lloyd approaches Zelos' bed and sees two of Zelos' groupies on the bed, wearing nothing under the covers.
"Who are you!?"
"Why, we're your sweet hunnies, silly! Get over here so we can play!"
"...Play what?"
One of the girls grabs his blouse, "Tag."
"...Tag?"
"You're it."
Raine goes downstairs and meets up with Sheena, Regal and Presea, who was making a conversation.
"Where's Zelos!?"
"He's probably in his room playing with his sluts." Sheena replied.
"Ooo, that Zelos!" She stomps back upstairs and disappears in the hallway.
"How did you know that, Sheena?" Presea said.
"Hm, I have no idea." Sheena said.
Regal just sighed of boredom.
"Zelos! Open this door right now!!" Raine appears at Zelos' door and begins knocking it, hard. Lloyd appeared out of the covers of Zelos' bed, with a messy hair and only his pants on.
"Who's there!?"
"It's Raine! Open this door so I can kill you!"
"What!?"
"Open this door, now!"
"Hey, hunny." One of the groupies popped out of the blankets, "Want your other girlfriend to join us?"
The other girl popped out, "Oh! I love foursomes!"
"Ick." was all Lloyd could say.
"It'll be fun! I'll let her in!" said the first girl.
"No! Don't!" Lloyd doesn't want to seen with two naked women in front of his teacher!
"What's the matter? I thought you liked foursomes!"
"I don't!"
Raine kicks the door open and sees the horrible scene that Lloyd was in.
"Oh...my...Goddess..."
"Hm?" While he was stopping one of the girls from opening the door, he didn't realize that he grabbed her breasts. "Damn..."
Moments later, Lloyd was flown from Zelos' window and lands face down on the grass in the backyard.
"I don't want to be like him anymore..."
RW: Okay, finished. Man, that was a terribly written chapter!
Sheena: Hey, RW!
RW: What?
Sheena: I got great news!
RW: Fire away.
Sheena: I just gave Lloyd a friend that he can actually talk to!
RW: Really?
Sheena: Yeah! And their intelligence is almost identical! It's amazing!
RW: And where exactly did you get this "friend?"
Sheena: 8-bit theater. His name is Fighter.
Fighter: I like swords!
Lloyd: No way!
Fighter: I like swords!
Lloyd: No way!
Fighter: I like swords!
Lloyd: No way!
RW: What the hell is this!?
Sheena: It's very interesting.
RW: You better hope you asked permission to use him, Sheena.
Sheena: Yeah, yeah. It's not like I'm being sued.
Fighter: (angry) I like swords!
Lloyd: (angry) No way!
Fighter: (angry) I like swords!
Lloyd: (angry) No way!
Fighter: (angry) I, LIKE, SWORDS!!
Lloyd: (angry) NO, WAY!!
RW: I have a headache, make them talk somewhere else.
Sheena: Hey! Wait for me, RW!
Fighter: (angry) I like swords!
Lloyd: (angry) No way!
Fighter: (angry) I like swords!
Lloyd: (angry) No way!
Fighter: (angry) I like swords!
Lloyd: (angry) No way!
(They fight and they both died. Haha, just kidding.)
Review!
Genis: Heh.
(When Zelos attacks up (A and Up together) doesn't he remind you of Conan the Barbarian? CROM!!)