Sheena: RWdoesnotownToSifhedidhewould-
RW: Hey, slow down!
Sheena: Aaaaaaaarrrrr daaaaaabbaaaaaiiiuuuuuuu dooooooooooes nnnnooooooot ooooooooown teeeeeeeeee ooooooooou eeeeesssssss...
RW: (moans) Must...take...asprin...
(I'm sick, okay? I'm just gonna cut and paste this thing and I'm done. Haha.)
(Before I begin, I see that some reviewers are somewhat confused because they can't tell the differece between Lloyd and Zelos. I'm not expecting you to understand immediately. Think second person for once. What if you were actually a character in this story? !keep dreaming! If you were to see Lloyd's body, what do you immediately assume? It's Lloyd, right? You don't know that he's actually Zelos. If you think about it, it's scary, but you don't know that. Everytime Lloyd does an action, think Zelos. Everytime Zelos does an action, think Lloyd. Once again, I'm not expecting you to understand immediately. Get it through your thick little heads for once. If I offended you in some way, I'm sorry.)
dragoonknight1: I'm sure you'll understand the difference between Lloyd and Zelos soon enough.
sirhcnotilih: ...You're making me twitch. You don't like me when I'm twitching...
Sanosuke.Cigara: You will now wonder what Lloyd is doing now in this chapter.
Cerse: I have to use Skeith next chapter, because I'm sick and I added some stuff last minute.
Green Magi: I like swords!
Crystal Tears: Thanks, I hate foursomes too.
Lord X: Read the response to dragoonknight1.
Rei Hoshi Kage: (scratches head) Wow, I really don't think this story is a success but uh, I'm still glad you love this story so much.
mizu: Okay!
jellybeanz225: Keep him, I have him in different personalities. Sadness, happiness, seriousness...
The Hitokiri Battousai: You don't know how famous 8-bit theater is... I love it so much I can say, "I like swords." in Japanese! "Ken ga suki!"
NakigoeMizuKibun/Chibi Presea: Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!Okay!
7) Learn To Be Like Lloyd
As of now, Lloyd and Zelos are currently on exile from the ToS group.
"Wait, how did we get on exile?"
"Lloyd, haven't you been listening over the past five days? We're branded as weird and extremely dangerous."
"Extremely dangerous? I don't think we're extremely dangerous."
"Never mind, start walking."
Lloyd and Zelos walks through the mucky walls of the Meltokio sewers. They've been staying there for a week now, living though sandwiches and roasted rats. Don't even ask what they drink.
"So what exactly are we looking for?" Lloyd glared at Zelos.
"We need a miracle. That's what we're looking for."
"I don't think there's any miracles here. There's only moss, dirty water, spider-webs, a garbage making thing, and an unidentified shiny thing that changes our sorcerer ring."
"Too bad we don't have it." Zelos crosses his arms.
"And too bad we don't have a miracle!"
"You know what, dude, just shut your yapper and quit playing with my clothes."
Ten days ago, after Lloyd, who has Zelos' body, got thrown off the window by his teacher, things just got worse, even with Zelos' help. Zelos, who was having fun being Lloyd, brought chaos with him and everyone who got caught in the middle.
One day, Zelos attempted to hit on Sheena again while Colette was watching. Only when after a couple of hours later Zelos recieved a slap from Colette,of course that didn't matter.
Because they're staying in Meltokio, Lloyd had to hang out with Zelos' groupies. Zelos had to teach Lloyd how to act around them. One important rule was "Never ever answer 'no' if they want something...even if they want sex."
Lloyd replied, "No."
He never had sex before, nor had he ever affectionately kissed a girl. (You think?) Until now, and it was terrible. These girls won't hold anything back and they never seem to regret anything. That's bad news for Lloyd and it was from the beginning.
"Lloyd, you need to learn how to be a man. Not a man that uses two swords and attempts to save the world. Well, maybe. Either way, chicks dig that."
After that confusing advice, Lloyd tried to talk to Colette.
"Colette, I need to talk to you!"
"Hi, Zelos! That bubble bath was fun! I wanna do it again!"
Lloyd didn't want to say anything else and left without giving her a chance to say something.
So Lloyd is living in hell. Zelos living in heaven. Me living in the middle. Until one day...
"Lloyd! What are you doing!?"
"Back off, Zelos! Or I WILL kill myself!"
"Don't do it! What about me!?"
"Oh shut up, Zelos! You're having fun being me, aren't you!?"
"Hm..."
"See!? That proves it! I'm doing it!"
"No!"
That was when it happened...
"What happened next Yuan!?" the real Lloyd said attentively.
"...They died."
"No!" he acted as if something bad happened, "That's terrible!"
"That's right, Lloyd," Yuan sighed, "it's terrible all right."
"And what did they do to their bodies!? Did they burn them!?"
"Who's 'they?' And what are you talking about?" Yuan snapped.
"I was talking about the people who looked like us."
"It's a story, Lloyd. It's not real."
"Darn, and I was getting worked up back then!"
"Lloyd, you have such an interesting personality." the real Zelos said.
"Really?"
"Over the past couple of days, you were acting so serious that I couldn't tell the difference."
Yuan stands, "Okay, you two. I had enough of your 'I'm-happy-that-I-have-my-body-back-for-2-hours' crap. Now on to more serious business. Yes, I'm talking to you, Lloyd."
"I didn't say that." Lloyd said.
"Really?" Yuan glared, "We'll just see about that..." He snaps his fingers and a huge screen opens on top of the vanilla white celing. The screen fuzzes and starts showing Lloyd sitting down on a chair with Zelos. Yuan's voice is heard from the screen while the two of them sat down attentively.
"Okay, every five days, you'll have a chance to be yourselves by staying here in my office for two hours."
Lloyd smiles and says, "I'm happy that I have my body back for 2 hours!"
The screen fuzzes and closes.
"...explain that, Lloyd." Yuan said.
Lloyd felt that he already lost, "You're good..."
"Okay, time for serious business," Yuan starts to say, but before he could say something else about this serious business, he said, "Lloyd, get off my desk."
"Oh, sorry!" He hopped out of the desk and sat at those chairs from before.
"Now, about your bodies. I-"
Lloyd raises his hand.
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"No."
"Damn."
"Moving o-"
Lloyd raises his hand again.
"What now!?"
"Uh, Yuan?" Lloyd asked, "Why do you have so many different personalities? First you were scary, then you were happy, now you're serious."
Yuan twitched, "What? Do you think I'm weird!? If you think so, I'll-"
"No, I don't think so! I just...never mind."
"Ahem, moving on. Now, I understand that you both are undergoing some changes. That's normal. Now I can't say that I can directly change you back. So I have a back up plan."
"This is gonna be good." Zelos blurted.
"Since your half-elf friend is still unconscious for some odd reason, I had the liberty to give you tasks while you're 'stuck' being each other, so to say. Here." Yuan gives them a piece of paper showing them a long list of things to do.
"What are you trying to do, Yuan!? Kill us!?" Lloyd exclaimed.
"No, I'm trying to occupy your time. Clearly you don't want to be those two people from the story."
"This'll do." Zelos folds the paper and puts it in his pocket. "We shall take our leave-"
"No," Yuan interuppted, "stay a little more. Take the time to read over your tasks. You got time."
"Hm, might as well." And so they did.
"Hey, Zelos, can I see your paper?" Lloyd tried to peek behind Zelos' back.
"Back off, read your own."
"I just wanna see! Man, it's not like it's homework!"
"It is." Yuan blurted.
"What!? That's just, no! I'm not doing this!" Lloyd throws the paper to the ground and crosses his arms like a little kid.
"You want your body back, right?"
"yes..." Lloyd squeaked.
"Then you will do this!" The paper magically flies to Lloyd's hand as Yuan snapped his fingers.
"yes, sir..."
Five minutes later, Lloyd felt that reading this paper was like doing a test in Raine's classroom. For some odd reason, he remembered it.
"Everyone has thirty minutes to complete the English examination. You may begin as soon as I give it to you."
"Lloyd! What are you doing!?"
"Shut it, Genis! I'm passing this test!"
"You can't have answers on your hand, it's cheating!"
"Who says it's cheating? It's not cheating. It's an opportunity to pass a test for once!"
"Yeah, as if."
"Hey, shut up! You're just jealous that I have the answers and I don't!"
"...I KNOW the answers."
"Cheater..."
"Lloyd! What's that on your hand!?"
"Huh?"
"Lloyd!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to cheat! Please forgive me!" Lloyd yelled.
"...Oooookay. I think you spent too much time here." Yuan said.
"Huh?" He realizes that he's still in Yuan's office.
"You can leave now."
"I can?"
"Didn't you hear me the first time?"
"Yeah, Lloyd." Zelos gives Lloyd a headlock, "let's go."
"Hey! Get off you son of a-"
VOOSH!
"Ahhh!!" Both Lloyd and Zelos falls and lands in a dumpster.
"Hey!" A man in rags throws a rock at them.
"Ow! What the-" Zelos (Lloyd) gets up and finds out where they were.
"Get out of my house! Now!"
Lloyd (Zelos) gets up and shot back, "This isn't a house! It's a dumpster!"
"And it's where I live, go and don't come back!"
The man is pretty strong for a commoner, because he threw both of them across the mucky streets of Meltokio.
"Aw, man, this sucks. We can't come back to Noble Land and all we have is this stupid piece of paper Yuan gave to us." Lloyd said.
"Yeah, thought I've never be forced out like that and live here." Zelos said.
"Yeah..."
While they were talking about how low and dumb they were, a man in a dark cloak bumps into Lloyd.
"Hey, watch it." said the man.
"Oh, sorry."
They watch the man walk away.
"Hey, where's my paper!?" Lloyd checked his pockets and looks at the man that bumped into him. He was holding the paper. "Hey! That's my paper! Give it back!"
The man looked behind him and started to run.
"Lloyd, what are you do- Hey! Come back here, Lloyd!" Zelos ran after his body.
Lloyd ran as fast as he could toward the dark-cloaked man and finally cornered him.
"I got you now! Now give it back!"
"No." replied the man.
Hey, that sounds familiar... Lloyd thought.
"Wait up, Lloyd! What are you doing!?" Zelos finally caught up to Lloyd.
"No, it can't be..."
"Be a good boy Lloyd..." The man takes off his hood revealing a reddish brown haired man.
"Kratos!?!?!?"
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RW: zZzZzZzZ
Sheena: Hey, I got your chicken soup.
RW: zZzZzZzZ
Sheena: Hey, wake up.
RW: zZzZzZzZ
Sheena: WAKE UP!!
RW: Ahhh!! Spiders!!
Sheena: Ack! (spills the chicken soup on RW)
RW: Ahhh!! It burns!! The venom is piercing through my skin!!
Sheena: Hey, snap out of it!
RW: NO WAY!!!
(Outside RW's room, Lloyd hears crashing noise inside)
Lloyd: No way?
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Sheena: No way!
(Can you imagine Zelos saying, "No way!" ?)