Me:Whew!
Lance:What?
Sean:We've got mail!
Lance:who's it from?
Me:Do they have a fanfic?
Dark yuke: where do they live?
Lance:What's their sock size!
Me, Sean, and Dark yuke:0.o
Lance:(Eye twitches)
Me:Well, read it.
Sean:It's from that dude who likes dragons. I think he's cool!
Me:(reads the review) thank you for your support!
Dark yuke:What is your fanfiction name? Ol' garfieldfan looked for it but could'nt find it. just tell us the category and you'll get a review soon.
Me:You should look for the following fanfiction 'cause they are funny:Don't mess with my banana cream pie!Category:super smash brothers. Don't mess with my crazed swordless guy!Cat.ssb. The stupid quest. Cat. Pikmin. The eight links. Cat. Zelda Fire emblem fairytales. Cat.Duuuuuh! Fire emblem.
Sean:and also family hood. This one is possibly the best fanfic ever made! It's category is Zelda. This author is one of Garfieldfan's favorites.
Dark yuke:I like the part where Zink scares Nink.
Lance: we will have two very special guests after the fanfiction.
Door bell:Ding dong! ding dong! ding dong! ding dong!
Me:Come in before you bust the-
Door bell:Ding dong! ding Ka-pow!
Me:door bell.
Moe:It's-a-me! and I'm back from Italy! There are soooooo many beutiful women there! I'm well known in France now!
Me:Errrrrrr...;;;;
Dark yuke:Uhhhh...
Lance:...
Jan:Moe.
Moe:yeah?
Jan:Who's that behind you?
Moe:Oh! You mean her?
Jan:Yes.
Moe:She's the scare crow I made! The crows will be stunned by her buety and will be to busy loving her to eat the crops! I'm a genuis!
Jan:Well actually...
Me:Not if...
Sean:The crows...
Dark yuke:Carry it off because they love it so much
Moe:Hmm?(turns around)Hey! Get back here with her!
Sean:In case your wondering, Jan was here all the time. She was just too busy to say Hi!
Jan:It's a wonder that they can live here while it's so dirty!
Disclaimer:Not going to do it!
Chapter 5: The Marlboro and Marr's pass.
In a miasma stream
"You know it's kind of freaky how the Chalice knows when We're going throught the Miasma stream." said Helen.
"Yeah I guess." said Zack.
"I think the process of going through them is freaky period." said George.
"But then again it's like the great moogle Stiltzkin always said,'Life just wouldn't be fun without a challange know and then.'" said Jess.
"I guess you're right." said Helen.
Later!
"So the best place to go to next is the mushroom forest? Thanks for the info and also thanks for the weapons and armor sir!" Zack shouted back at the smith.
"What a weird group of people." said the smith to himself.
The group went to the mushroom forest to
get another drop of Myrhh. They still wondered
What had happened to John.
They say that there was a large bird
flew over Marr's pass a couple of days ago
Of course the group took no intrest
in this fact.
But... The small facts are usually vital.
This one will just have to wait.
Oh! and here is the stats
Helen George Jess Zack
At. 23 22 23 24
Def. 27 26 26 27
Mpow.18 18 18 18
Mpnts.20 20 20 20
HP 8 8 8 8
Spec.At. Peircing sweep all
These four people are in for
A great adventure
The man mentioned in the prologue
Should not be forgotten by now.
"This place is huge."said Zack
"Look! A tiny worm!" said Helen pointing at a worm that was as big as a foot, "At least, That's what They're called."
"Fira!" Cast George MP:18
Tiny worm:Hisss!HP:0
"That was easy!"
"'Ey! a Chest!" said Zack, "Money!"
"Come on." Helen said.
"Hey! A Hell Plant!" said George.
Hell plant:Screech! Hot ball aimed at George
George:Fire! MP:17
Hell plant:Screech!HP:2
George:Haa!
Hell plant:Rrrrr. HP:0
Gremlin:Raaher!Uses head ball
George:Uh!HP:7 1/2
Helen:Blizzara! MP: 18
Gremlin:Raher..HP:0
Hell plant:Screech!Aim:Helen
Tiny worm:Hiss!Bite!
Helen:Uff!Uh! HP:7
Zack:Firaga!MP: 17
Hell plant:Rrrrr. HP:0
Tiny worm:Hisss!HP:0
"Look Another Gremlin" George said.
George:Blizzard! Yaah!MP:16
Gremlin:Raher..HP:0
"A big springy mushroom!" Jess said.
Mushroom:Boing!
Ahriman:Rahh!Slow beam! Hits all
Zack:Gravity!MP:15
Ahriman:Rrr!HP:6
Gremlin:Raaher!
Zack:Uuhh!HP:7 1/2
Jess:Ha! Ho! Yaah! aim Ahriman
Ahriman:Raruuuu. HP:0
Gremlin:Raaher!
Helen:Ha!Defends.Peircing sweep!
Gremlin:Raher..HP:0
Gremlin:Raaaaaaaaaaheeeer!Ultra head ball
Zack:Uuuuff!HP:4 1/2
Jess:Blizzard! Ha!
Gremlin:Raher..HP:0
"Whew! Let's go!
Later!
Hedghog pie:Cheheeck!
Zack:Uff! HP:4
Jess:Ha! Ho! Yaah!
Hedghog pie:Heerk.HP:0
Hell plant:Screech!Aim:Zack
Zack:Whoa!def.Cure!HP:8 MP:14
Hell plant:haaaa. Poison breath
George:Uck!HP:7 poisoned
Zack:Ha! Ho! Yaah!
Hell plant:Rrrrr. HP:0
Hell plant:Screech! aim: Jess
Jess:Def. fire!
hell plant:Screech! Hp:1
George:Ha!
hell plant:Screech! Hp:0
Skip to the boss
Marlboro
At. 30
Def.30
Mpow. 40
Mpnts. 50
Hp. 100
Attacks: Tentacle attack, poison breath, absorb.
Spells: slowga, curse
Hell Plants:Screech!Hot ball! aim: Zack and Helen
Zack:Ha! Missed! Firaga! MP: 17
Helen:Hmm! Def. Blizzaga! MP: 17
George:Holy! MP: 18
Jess:(drops Chalice) Gravity! MP: 18
Hell plants:arr. HP:0 and 0
Marlboro:Araaa!Curse! MP: 47 HP:58
Zack:Urgh!
Marlboro:Grraaah!Slowga! MP: 43
Team:Ugh!
Marlboro:Tentacle attack
Zack:Aaaagh! HP: 6
George:Urk! HP: 7
Jess:Haah! HP: 7
Helen: Clearaga! MP: 15
Team:Speed normal Zack is no longer cursed
Jess:Curaga! MP: 16
Team:fully healed
Marlboro:Poison breath! Tentacle attack! curse! Absorb! MP: 40
Zack:Urgh! HP: 7 1/2 poisoned
George:Ngh! HP:7
Jess:Hunh! Cursed
Helen:Whoa! Hold your ground!
Marlboro:poison breath!
Jess:Uaaah!HP:7 poisoned
George and Zack:Firaga+1! MP: Zack14 George 15
Marlboro:RaaaaaaaahHP:40
Jess and Helen:Fiaga+1! MP:Helen12 Jess 13
Marlboro:Rgraaaah! HP:20
Team:Firaga+2!
Marlboro:GRAAAAAAHAAAARGH! KA-BOOOOM!
"Intense!" said Zack.
"I'll say!" said Helen.
"Hey. What's that on the ground?" asked George.
"It's... a marlboro seed!" said Jess.
"The Myrhh tree is up ahead. Let's go." said Helen
End of Chapter
Me:Wow.
Sean:What?
Me:Purty durn long chapter, that's what.
Sean:Hey! Readers. If you have a question about the story then ask it in a review! Garfiedfan will answer it.
Lance:So we have here with us Garfield and Odie. How do you two feel.
Garfield:I'm feeling hungry but fine.
Odie:Arf.
Garfield:Hey! A cake!
Me:Nooooooooooooooooo!
Sean:Garfieldfan does not own Garfield or Odie! It's like I said: Garfieldfan owns squat!
Dark yuke:Review!