Me:Power is back on.
Sean:Time to get back to that game of monopoly.
Dy:Which I was winning.
Me:You were so not winning! Sean was!
Sean:That's right!
Meanwhile!
Joe:Fire!
Moe:Pow!
Lance:Take that!
Moe and Joe:Ack!
Jan:Nice shot, Lance!
Lance:Thank you!
Moe:Ha-ha!
Jan:You're gonna pay for that!
Lance:Take that!
Joe:Nooooooooo!
Moe:Not the endless hole!
Lance:Wuh-hooooooo!
Jan:We rule!
Meanwhile!
Me:Dy! Gimme $450!
Dy:Snap!
Me:Cha-ching! Thank ya much for staying at classic Garfield restraunt!
Sean:Oh yeah!
Me?
Sean:I'm upgrading my bakeries to Restraunts!
Dy:Nooooooo...
Meanwhile!
Joe:Now what?
Moe:Tales of Symphonia?
Jan:I love that game!
Lance:I call Zelos!
Moe:Lloyd!
Joe:Genis!
Jan:Raine!
Meanwhile!
:Hahaha! I shall kill them all and take over this mansion!
: I think not!
:What! Noooooooooo!
Biff! Bop! Whack! Kresh! Jinkle jinkle. Cr-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssh!
:Curse... you...
Meanwhile!
Me:Ahright! Doubles!
:I found this guy in th attic.
Sean:Hi, Vyser.
Vyser:He plotted to kill you all.
Me:That's what he always does. He never succeeds. 'Cept for that time he almost did... Never mind! You'll hear about it in my next 'fic: Randomness of stories prevail!. Same category.
Vyser: I'm making some popcorn.
Me:Wait. Toss me that notepad.
Vyser?
(Toss)
Me:(Writes on notepad) There ya go!
Vyser:(Popcorn bowl appears in hand.) Thanks.
Me:I'm warning you now. This chapter has over 3,000 words. R&R!
Disclaimer:I don't own Tales of Symph, Mariokart Double dash, or Crystal chronicles, Super Smash bros. Melee, or any of it's characters, or Vyser, or the guy in the attic. Or Fruits basket. Thank you.
Chapter 12: Days at the Smash Mansion.
"This stinks!"
Meanwhile!
A huge battle between Marth, Yoshi, Roy, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Giga bowser was about to rage on!
"Yoshi take Giga Bowser!" said Marth, the blue haired swordsman said.
"Yoshi! (Roger 'at!)"
"I'll take Mewtwo!" said Roy, the red-headed swordsman.
"On go." said Navi, "Ready... Go!"
The battle raged! All the characters dashed to met their oponents. Yoshi jumped to the air and used his Ground pound!
Roy ran to mewtwo and started a combo!
Marth ran to Ganondorf just to have his face say hi to Ganondorf's fist.
"Uuungh!"
Time passes!
Everybody was hurt and bruised. Only Yoshi was still standing. He was on Giga bowser. He was charging his ultimate attack used only on special occasions. It took half of his current energy.
"Gobygobygobydialoo! (You're finished! Meet my ultimate attack! Drain egg!)"
A crack opened and a girl (Guess who!) fell through. Yoshi's tongue was about to touch bowser, but the girl fell on his tongue and he swallowed her!
"Pra!(Wrong target! Must use the rest of my energy!)"
Yoshi layed an egg and used the last of his energy. The battle ended and yoshi fainted. All the warriors were knocked out, but the good side won. There were two eggs. Navi decided she might get less money from the viewers (Yes, In this world it is also a TV show. and If you don't know, Navi is a fairy.) If she let them get up on their own. So, she flew over there and poofed them to Dr. Mario. This would be a long night.
Commercial break!
TV: Lloyd:Tempest Beast! Raine:Help is on the way! Nurse! Genis:Reduce these evil souls to ashes! Explosion! Zelos:Light spear! Enemies:How could this happen! Huurk!
Joe:Boo-yah! Mages rule!
Jan:If it weren't me, yall'd be dead!
Moe:But who was doing all the upfront fighting!
Lance:I'm with Jan. Healers are neccesary!
We're back!
"Wha! Who won!" asked Marth.
"Yoshi." said the doc.
"Oh. Night."
"Wha! Who won!" asked Roy.
"Yoshi."
"Oh. Night."
"Pra! (Am I dead?)"
"No, your not dead."
Suddenly one of Yoshi's eggs cracked. Bowser jumped out and stomped away growling. That morning Yoshi was eating his fruit breakfast and sitting on the other egg.
"Laump. Laump. Laump. Laump. (Yum yum yum yum!)" He said as he swallowed his fruit whole (Hey. It's how he eats). When the egg started to crack. Yoshi jumped off and watched it crack. When it popped a girl popped out. She lay there. Unconscious. Breathing heavily. Yoshi decided to get the Doc. He said she was fine and that she just had a rough time. About that time she woke up and Yoshi chirped up.
"Yoshi? (How are you?)"
"Eeeeeek!" she screamed. Everybody in the mansion heard her!
"PRA!(SNAP! THAT HURT!)"
"OWCH!" said the Doc.
Meanwhile!
"What in sweet Hyrule!" said Navi, as she flew to the room the scream came from. She passed by Ness' room and found him plastered to the cieling in horror.
"All I did was read my comic book and that innocent girl in the book screamed!"
"Get down! That was a real scream!"
"Oh."
All the smashers got to the Doc's room to see Yoshi and the Doc on the floor.
"Not the Doc!" said Link, "Prepare to die!"
Ka-Smack!
"Link! Can't you see she's scared to death! That's not how your supposed to do it!" said Zelda smacking Link over the head REALLY hard.
"OW!" said Link.
"I'm sorry if that numb-skull scared you. We're the smashers. Some of us may not be the brightest crayons in the box, but we're the toughest people on the block. Right guys?"
"I'm going back to the Cafeteria." said D.K.
"Oh no you're not! We have to intruduce ourselves!" said Zelda, Grabbing D.K.'s ear.
"Ow!" said D.K.
"Zelda? We can't." said Ness.
"And why not?"
"She's out cold."
"Oh. Well I guess you can D.K."
"Pi... (I'm going back to bed...)" said Pichu.
A while later the girl woke up. Dr. Mario was chatting on the phone. When he turned around and saw her.
"Gotta go. Mystery girl is up... Yeah! Hahaha! Talk t' ya later!" He hung up and snapped on two plastic gloves, pushed a button, and grabbed a needle and a bottle with a yellow fluid in it. "So... I'm Doctor Mario. What's your name?"
"What is it of you're buisness?"
"Just wondering. After all you can't wander around our home with no name. I'll bet you're feeling fatigued."
"Yes. How did you guess?"
"You were in one of Yoshi's Drain eggs. So I'm asuming. I've called our boss to see about you're condition. In the mean time I'm going to give you a shot of my restore potion."
"W-what's a shot?"
"Oh. I get it your from another dimention."
"Yes. I suppose."
"I guess they don't have shots in your world. I just have to inject some fluid into you're body."
"Oh! We call those needles. Okay. Do it."
"Here goes."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah."
"That wasn't so bad. We use much bigger needles."
"So you feel better, right?"
"Yeah. A little."
"I'm here." said Navi.
"Oh. Hi Boss!" said the Doc.
"Now let's have a look at you."
"That's you're boss?"
"Yep!"
"She's a fairy!"
"Whoa! Watch what you say. She's no ordinary fairy!"
"That's right!"
"She's beaten us all! With handicaps! On team battles! 3-1!"
"Wow. You're strong."
"It's just from handling a numb-skull who sleeps for 7 straight years and saves the world."
"Heh! Guess you're right!"
"Well. I'd better get back to the arena to host the match. You should eat something."
"Who's fighting today?" asked Doc.
"Roy, Link, Ness, and Kirby."
"Can't miss that!" said Doc.
"By the way what's your name? I'm Navi." asked Navi.
"Jess."
"I'll make an anouncement. That way, nobody'll just say 'hey what's your name?' Bye!"
Jess hobbled out of the bed and down the stairs(You can tell, my people hobble a lot!). When she managed to get to the cafeteria doors some speakers went off and said:
"Attention, ya lazy lumps! We have a guest in our midst! Be nice! Her name is Jess! That is all!
Jess hobbled into the room and saw everybody talking and eating. She saw a green-haired girl serving food. Luigi got up from his seat and tossed his tray into soapy water. he turned and started to walk towards the door. he looked back to yshi and waved before leaving. Jess was to busy looking around to notice the oncoming collision. Yoshi saw this and yelled at Luigi. "Pra! (Luigi! Watch where your going!)"
"Huh? Ack!"
Whack!
"Oof! Are you all right!" asked Luigi.
"Owww! I think."
"I'm sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going!
"It's alright. I wasn't looking either."
"You must be Jess. I'm Luigi."
"Okay."
"You must be starved! Just go over there, grab a tray, and Saria will serve the food."
"Saria?"
"The girl with the green hair. She's a sage. She'll know who you are, and what you want to have. since your new here try the steak. Most of our food comes from different worlds. Just like many of our people. Later we'll have a convention and everybody'll introduce themselves. Everybody is very excited."
"Why?"
"The monthly fairy battle is coming up. Navi picks three of us to fight her, and we go all out. Nobody has beaten her yet."
"Navi. Isn't she the fairy?"
"Yes. You've met her I can tell."
"Yes."
"Better eat something before you pass out again. I gotta go. Bye."
"Bye."
Jess walked over to the tray's grabbed one and Saria gave her a steak as soon as she came to them.
"Here you go. Enjoy."
"Thank you."
Jess walked to a bench and sat down. The bench she sat on had Link, Young Link, and Zelda sitting on it as well.
"And it was like 'Hot hot hot!'" said Young Link.
"Yeah you're right! Haha! Hey, what's with the glare, Zelda?"
Zelda made motions to look beside himself.
"Hmm? Whoa!"
"Ack! Link! Your on... Top of me..."
"Oh. Sorry!" said Link as he got up.
"Hi! You remember me right? I'm Zelda. That's Link. And that's Young Link."
"Hi!" said Y. Link.
"Charmed!" said Link.
"Hi. I'm Jess."
"We assume you've met Navi?"
"Yes. She's very nice."
"Just don't get her mad." said Link.
"I won't."
"So you come from another world?"
"Yes."
"If you ask Navi, she might be able to return you to your world."
"Really?"
"Yep."
"I'll ask her next time I see her."
"Well, better eat that steak before it get's cold."
"Oh! Right!"
She ate it awfully quickly. She felt much better after that. The speakers crackled to life and Navi said:
"Veiwers are chanting for another battle! They want our guest to fight... Marth! Marth, get yourself in here! Jess. If you please, follow Marth. That is all."
"Jess. Come this way." said Marth, "I'm Marth. You and I are going to fight eachother. Don't worry. Navi sprinkles us with fairy dust. That way we don't actually die if we fall off the edge."
"That's good."
"If you see an item, you can pick it up. But for some strange reason you can't pick up two items at once. Wierd huh?"
"I guess."
"By the way Navi told me to give these to you."
"My sword and shield! Thank you!"
"You'll need them. I rank one of the top 5."
"Wow."
"Here we are."
"Alright. I'm going to sprinkle fairy dust on you two."
"Okay." said Marth.
"Ready."
Sprinkle sprinkle
"Go out there and brawl!"
"Good evenin'! folks! Here's your fave fairy! Navi!" said an anouncer.
"Hello folks! It's me! I granted your request and got our guest to fight Marth! Ready... Go!"
Boss fight!
Jess Marth
At. 34 40
Def. 40 40
Mpow. 26 0
MP 35 0
HP 20 40
SP 0 0
WP 0 0
Marth:Hin! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Jess:Uh! Hu! Uhn! Oof! HP:12
Marth:Dolphin blade!
Jess:Urgh! Blizzaga! HP:8 MP: 33
Marth froze solid! HP: 35
Jess:Airga! MP: 29
Marth was blown into the air!
Marth:Hwaaaaaah! HP: 29
Marth came back down on a floating platform! HP: 9
Marth:Pretty good!
Marth ran toward her and launched another assault!
Jess:Nooo... HP: 0
"Marth wins! It was a fierce battle, but the rabid fangirl club's favorite blue haired swordsman won!"
End of fight
Jess was surprised that she didn't lose any blood! In fact, She was downright amazed!
"It's the fairy dust." said Marth.
"Oh."
Well, she was a bit tired after that. After all she couldn't block fast enough. She returned to the cafeteria to see if she could get a snack. She grabbed one of the bowls and walked to Saria.
"Sure thing." she said and tossed some choclate sqaures in the bowl.
"Thanks!" said Jess. She still couldn't figure out how she did that. She walked to the table where the Mario gang sat.
"Hi there! You must be Jess. I'm Peach."
"Hello. Yes I'm Jess."
"I'm Mario! That's-"
"Luigi. Yes I've met him."
"I'm the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. And this is my attendant, Toad."
"Charmed."
"That one over there." said Mario,"Is Bowser. His hobby is kidnapping Peach."
"He's the main villain of The M. kingdom."
"What on earth is he!"
"I dunno. Luigi, you tell her."
"I think he may be a dinosaur like Yoshi, here."
"Yoshi! (That's me!)"
"If we could just get a bit of his skin we could analyze it with my DNA tester."
"When did you get that?" said Mario
"Just today."
"Oh."
"Pra!"
"What's he saying?"
"He said 'Bowser is heading straight for us!'." said Luigi.
"What's so bad about that?"
"He's gonna pound us!"
"Just let him try."
"What are you saying?"
"He's gonna kill you for that!"
"Airga!"
Bowser flew into the air and through the cieling.
"How did you do that!" asked Mario.
"That was amazing!"
"Pra? Yoshi!" said Yoshi coming out from under the table.
"He said 'Is he gone? Yay! He's gone!'."
"Attention all smashers. You are to report to the gym in 5 minutes. There we will have a convention so Jess will know our names. Thank you."
"Well, gotta go. Follow us."
The group went down a hall and met up with tons more of smashers. They were all chattering and laughing. They all seamed like such good friends. Why did they have to fight eachother? It was a mystery to her. Maybe they all had debts to pay off to Navi and were working as fighters. That must be it, she thought. When they reached the gym, they all lined up behind the curtain, And came out one by one telling Jess what their names were. That night, she dreamt about the fighters having a big party. She still wondered if she could participate in the Fairy battle. That morning she would find out how tough Navi really was.
Comm. Break!
TV: Ritzu:I'm sorry! I've caused you to much trouble! Aaaah! Shigure:I thought I told you all you have to do is this. Ah-ha! (PokesRitzu between ribs and hip bone) Ritzu:Uhllllll.. (Falls on floor.) Shigure:It's the magic touch! Guy:I don't even wanna know.
All four:Ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
We now return!
It was a beautiful day! The sun was shining! The air was free of polution! (NOT) And everybody was being pulverized by Navi! To Navi, this was the day she loved most. The fairy battle. It was the one time she got to teach the smashers some respect! Jess woke up, got breakfast, and went to the waiting room to the arena. Other smashers laughed, but Zelda said: "Shut it!". Nobody laughed anymore. Navi came in and said: "Next!". Ness Link and Y. Link hobbled out and went to their rooms. Roy, Marth, and Jess stood up and got going.
"Round two! Go!" said Navi.
Boss fight!
Roy Marth Jess Navi
At. 45 40 34 0
Def. 35 40 40 60
Mpow. 0 0 36?
Mpnts. 0 0 35 ?
HP 45 40 25 100
WP 0 0 0 20
SP 0 0 0 0
Navi:Fairy blast! MP??
Marth:Uuuah! HP: 21
Marth flies off screen! HP:1
Roy starts a combo and finishes with his famous Fire breaker!
Roy:Duuuaah! HP:44
Navi:Nice try! HP: 95
Jess:Airga! MP: 30
Navi:Ugh! Fairy gust! MP?? HP:75
Roy:Ugh! HP: 1
Jess:Airga! MP:25
Navi:Ugh! Fairy Beam! MP:100 HP: 45
Roy and Marth:Nooo... HP: 0
Jess:Airga! MP: 10
Navi:Not bad! You're the first to deplete my health! But it ain't over yet! Wing revive! WP:0 MP: 1,000 HP: 300
Roy:It's on! HP: 90
Marth:Get ready! HP:100
Jess: I feel such power coursing through me! HP: 60 MP: 150 WP: 10
Navi:Ready? Fairy's shot gun! MP: 950
Marth:(defends) HP:95
Roy:(Dodges)
Jess:Magic shield! Airga+2! MP: 125
Navi:Ugh. Not bad! Ice cold! MP: 890 HP: 250
Roy:Doah! HP:50
Roy flew through the air and off the screen! HP: 30
Marth starts a combo and finishes it with shield breaker!
Navi:Pretty good! HP: 240
Jess:Airga+2! MP: 90
Navi:Uugh! Fury of the Fairies! MP: 690 HP: 140
Roy:Nooo... HP: 0
Marth:Uuah! HP: 35
Jess:Magic shield! Airga+2! MP: 40 HP: 50
Navi:That's it! Destruction! MP: 0
Jess:Magic shield+5! MP: 0 HP: 9
Marth:Nooo... HP: 0
Navi:That's... Im...possible. HP: 0
End of fight.
"There you have it people! A new record!" said Navi, "Jess."
"Yes?"
"I'm going to grant you the power of a fairy and send you back to your realm.'
"Thank you!"
"But you'll have to wait 'till tonight."
So she waited, but during the night...
"Heh! You're goin' down!" said a vampire.
Marth and Roy rushed in, to see this. Was this it! The leader grabbed her by the neck and started choking her!
"Dolphin blade!" said Marth executing his upward slice.
Boss fight!
Friendly stats.
Jess Marth Roy
At. 34 40 45
Def. 40 40 35
Mpow. 36 0 0
MP 35 0 0
HP 30 40 45
WP10 0 0
SP 0 0 0
Enemy stats.
Vampire:John Vamp2 Vamp3 Vamp4 Vamp5 Vamp6 Vamp7 Vamp8
At. 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25
Def. 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30
Mpow. 35 all
MP 40 all
HP 15 20 all
WP 0 all
SP 0 all
John:Ouch! Morpha! HP: 13 MP: 20
V2 turned into a helmet!
V3 turned into gauntlets!
V4 turned into a breastplate!
V5 turned into leggings!
V6 turned into boots!
V7 turned into a sword!
V8 turned into an axe!
Roy:Yikes!
Marth:Hin! Ha! Ha! Dlophin blade!
V3 and 4: Gaah! HP: 10
John:Tornado of blades! MP: 18
Roy:Defender! HP: 32
Roy blocked the entire attack!
Jess:Airga! MP: 31
Marth and Roy:Team attack: Shield breaking Fire!
V1: Urgh! HP: 4
V 2, 5-8: Gaah! HP: 3
V3 and 4:Nooo... We failed again... HP:0
Marth:Armor death!
V2, 5-8:Nooo...
V1: You're gonna pay! Full revive! MP:0
All the vampires got back up!
John:Get 'em!
Yoshi:Pra!(No way!) HP:50 Def: 40 At: 30
Each buddy had two vampires to deal with!
Jess:Wind power! MP: 21
All allies get the power of wind in their attack!
Yoshi:Broi ha! (Ground pound!)
Yoshi jumped to the air and landed on his targets!
V7+8:Gaah! HP: 16
John + V1:Team attack: Vampire fists!
Jess:Unnh! Airga! HP:20 MP: 0
All Vampires:Gaaaaaah! HP:0 2 2 2 2 2 0 0
Roy and Marth:Hurricane of fire!
Vampires 2-6: Noooo... We failed you master... HP: 0
End of fight.
"We'll be back. Just you wait!" and with that they left. The dimensional crack stayed there, this time.
Navi came in and heard the story of the fight. She was amazed that they would come here. Usually anything that is stupid enough gets killed. She granted Jess the power of a fairy and she left the room. Jess jumped in the portal and left the dimension. Possibly forever.
End of chapter.
Me:How was that? My longest chapter yet!
Dy:That was a good chapter, master.
Sean:Yeah. Hey Dy.
Dy:Yeah?
Sean:Your broke.
Dy:Darn!
Me:Review!