Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina, these girls are not my creation. Darn you Ken! Why can't I be as good as you?

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"No way! Ryusei Tanaka is in my house! I could die right now!" screamed Kitsune in her most girlish tone. Naru was still confused. "First of all, this isn't your house! Second of all, who is this guy!" Before kitsune could answer Shinobu had ran right past her with a book and a pen in hand. "Ex-excuse me. Could I have your autograph Tanaka-san?" Shinobu could barely keep from blushing.

"Could someone answer my question?" yelled Naru as she tried to pry the girls attention from their patient.

Motoko had returned with Haruka as Naru began to freak out. "No way! It couldn't possibly be!" motoko yelled as she flipped through a book she had in her pocket. Sure enough she found the author's picture in the back of the book. "You are him! Ohmigod!" flustered Motoko in a manner unbefitting her nature.

Haruka snatched the book from Motoko to see what the fuss was.

"So you're him? The man who wrote this book?" asked Haruka.

Ryusei could only nod his head. Haruka seemed to be lost in thought, up until Suu busted in with her Mecha-Tama somethin' or other. "Stand back! I'll destroy that evil cold of his!" Suu said as she prepped the cannon. "Fire one! Huh? I said fire dangit!" Suu inspected the problem and saw that a watermelon had been lodged into the cannon.

"Ara, where did my melon go?" said Mutsumi in her usual "space cadet" fashion. Mutsumi is quite kind, though she can be ditzy. But her looks make up for that, Her black hair tied into a single braid, and her striking brown eyes. Mutsumi at the moment was wearing a green blouse with a yellow skirt.

"Suu you dummy. You could have hurt someone." Naru said in a calm voice (Mostly because she couldn't stand to yell anymore). "Now who wants to tell me who this is?" Kitsune stepped forward.

"His name is Ryusei Tanaka. He is a famous writer, mostly because he's only twenty years old. He currently has five award winning books under his belt, "Final Hour", "Saint Magnus", "A Sword for a Housewife", "God of the Stars" and not to mention "Romance under the Sakura"." Kitsune was just about to start the waterworks. "His stories are fantastic! And he's in my house!"

"Not your house dammit!" naru erupted.

Haruka placed her hand on Naru's shoulder. "Down girl. Now Ryusei wasn't it? What were you doing on our property?" Ryusei sat back up. "Where do I begin? I had been touring Hinata Onsen for a couple of days when my hotel kicked me out for causing a scene. Needless to say, I had been drinking. I decided to walk around and try to find another hotel. That's when I saw you building. I had assumed it was a hotel due to it's size, but when I reached the steps I just passed out."

Haruka nodded for a little while. "So you have no place to say?"

Naru was the first to respond. "Don't you say it Haruka! We don't know him!"

Haruka smiled. "Why not stay here for a little bit." Naru tried to argue, but the others beat her. "It would be nice to have a celebrity in the dorm, even for just a couple of days." said Kitsune. Motoko merely nodded in agreement. "I thought he tasted good!" Suu said with her mouth watering. "Shinobu and Mutsumi ran up to Ryusei. "Could you stay? Pleeeeeeease!"

Ryusei looked around at everyone. "If it's alright with you." The girls flocked to his side in order to get acquainted with their temporary houseguest. "Hello there handsome. My name is Mitsune, but you can call me Kitsune." Shinobu was next for introduction. "My name is Shinobu. It's a pleasure to meet you." Motoko stepped forward next "I am Motoko Aoyama." is all she said. Suu ran up and glomped Ryusei. "I'm Suu. It's nice to meet you." Naru pulled the young girl off of Ryusei's face. "Sorry about that. My name is Naru, I hope you get to feeling better." Mutsumi pulled up alongside him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Ara, my name is Mutsumi. Do you like watermelon?" Ryusei's face was beet red.

"Alright girls give him some room." Haruka said as she pulled the girls away.

"Hold on now! This is a girls dorm, not a hotel! He can't stay here!" Naru argued. Haruka gave her a hard look. "We let Keitaro stay here." Naru shut herself up.

"Now just how long are you staying in Hinata Onsen?" she asked.

Ryusei regained his composure. "About six or seven months." He looked around to see that everyone had sweatdropped. "No way! Even if he is a celebrity, he can't stay here that long!" Naru yelled. The others agreed once they realized how long his stay would be.

Haruka knelt down to his eye level. "You're not a pervert are you?" Ryusei was offended, but instead of getting angry he merely said "No". "Do you mind doing some chores while you're here?" "Not at all." Ryusei responded. "Well then it's settled. Welcome to Hinata-sou." When the girls heard this they were struck with mixed emotions. Except for Naru.

"What are you thinking! Keitaro is the only man I'll allow to stay here! Do you understand?" Naru yelled. The other girls just snickered, with the exception of Motoko. "You do love Keitaro, don't you?" Kitsune said as she walked up to Naru. "Wh-what are you talking about? I could care less about that dork." Naru retorted. Kitsune continued her advance as Naru began to back away. "Admit it Naru, or do we need to continue our little tickle session?" Naru formed a crucifix with her fingers. "Why are you bringing Keitaro up anyway? We need to deal with that squatter over there." Kitsune lunged forward, stopping short of Naru. "Keitaro would help someone in need." Kitsune said with a sad look on her face. Naru realized that Kitsune had a point. "Alright he can stay." Naru said in a defeated tone.

"Yaaaaaaay! Did you hear that Tanaka-san?" said Shinobu as happily as could be. Everyone turned in Ryusei's direction and there he was, sound asleep.

Everyone sweatdropped again.

"So what room does he stay in?" asked Motoko. Kitsune began to open her mouth, but Naru placed her hand over it. "He can stay in Keitaro's room, but if he get's me angry may God have mercy on his soul.

It was agreed that Ryusei would stay at Hinata-sou, but just what awaits him over the next couple of months?

END CHAPTER 2

Authors note: I can't wait to highlight the mad-cap antics that are bound to happen, expect plenty of story arcs. Please review.