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Oh and if you didn't know this is Koneko666. I changed my name.
Disclaimer: I own mushrooms. (Some guy comes and whispers in authors ear) WHAT? RUMIKO OWNS THOSE TOO? OH F-
Naraku had it all planned, he would get a few things from the mall and then he would pick up Kagura from school! He could hardly contain his excitement. So he skipped all the way.
It was finally time to get out of school, and Kagura was deep in thought as she walked out of the school doors,
'O.k. Remember, be nice.' " Hey Kagura!"
Kagura panicked, it was a male voice! Maybe it was a teacher? What did she do this time?
She spun round to find herself face to face with her dream guy. But Kagura was convinced that she was in trouble.
"I didn't do it." She said stupidly.
Hojo blinked at her. (he wasn't very bright either)
"Er, ok. Anyway I was wondering if I could...maybe…walk you home?"
Kagura recovered from her guilty conscience and entered into La la land. She couldn't believe it! The most popular guy un school was asking her if he could walk her home! It was a dream come true!
She tried to sound uncaring when she answered " If you want to."
Just then, a group of cheerleaders went past staring at them two. Kagura decided to make the most of the situation.
"Say, do you wanna stay at my place for din - flashback of Naraku's burnt eggs -er- to study?"
The popular girls gasped and walked away whispering to each other.
"Sure." Was Hojo's reply. Kagura smiled and lead the way to her house, when her eye caught sight of something purple coming in the distance.
'Whoa, whatta freak!' She squinted to get a better look. ' He kinda looks familiar…oh no- it cant be!'
Kagura stopped walking abruptly causing Hojo to bash into her.
"What's wrong? Who's THAT?"
Kagura snapped into action and tried to shove Hojo to the opposite direction.
"This way Hojo!"
"But isn't that the long way?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!" She said desperately. But, too late.
"Yo dudes!"
Kagura screwed up her face in despair and turned to face the one thing that would ruin her life in school forever. 'Thank you dad'
Hojo had turned back to 'admire' Naraku's choice of clothing: a white baggy tracksuit, a purple vest, a white jacket with a hood and purple stripes, gold medallions hanging from his neck, dark purple shades and chunky gold rings on every finger. He had also gelled his hair.
" Nara – I mean…"
"Do you know this guy?" Hojo asked disbelievingly.
"No! Of course not! Never seen him before…never."
Naraku ignored her.
"So! How's it hangin'…dudes?" Naraku made those hand gestures that the rappers do.
Kagura was shocked. 'hanging?' 'Dudes?'
"Dad! What in the seven hells do you think you are doing!" She whispered angrily, she looked worriedly at Hojo to see if he had heard but he was too busy looking at Naraku's purple shoes which were 2 sizes too big.
"Why, Im just picking up my favorite daughter from school innit?"
Hojo tore his eyes away from Naraku's hair to stare at Kagura.
"THIS is your DAD?"
Kagura was frantic now.
"No! I have never seen this guy in my life! And it cant be my dad, 'cause he's…he's…at work, in… his office. Yeah. So this cant be him."
"What? Office job? I wish! Nah! You know I sell hats in some second hand store-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH NARAKU!"
"Oh so you DO know this guy?"
"Yes! I mean NO! I mean Aaargh!"
People were starting to stare, Kagura had to put an end to this madness. She racked her brain for ideas.
"You see…" She started " This is my uncle"
Naraku lowered his shades and gave Kagura a questioning look. She ignored him and carried on.
"Yeah, and hes just come out of a special therapy, you know…" She tapped her temple to indicate that Naraku had lost it.
Hojo nodded and looked pityingly at Naraku who was looking very baffled.
Naraku decided to ignore all this and turned to Hojo.
" So, where are you kids heading of to eh?"
"Well-" Hojo started. But Kagura cut him off.
"Actually we were going to a concert. Theres this new band out."
Naraku grinned, the book told him exactly what to do in this situation.
"Yeah! Bands these days are so cool and…" Naraku turned away from them to check his notes that were in his back pocket and then faced them again. "and hip and…er…stuff"
Kagura and Hojo exchanged dark looks. Naraku was obviously planning to follow them.
So Kagura tried to wriggle herself out of it.
"Ah! You know? I just remembered that we have an exam tomorrow!" She stepped on Hojo's foot.
"Ow! Oh, oh yeah! Very hard exam, must study."
Kagura smiled at Naraku. He had to go to work at this time anyway. So there was no way that he could bother them at home. She was wrong.
"Oh really? I was just going that way myself! Follow me Kids!" Naraku strolled off ahead of them. Kagura and Hojo were forced to follow. She tried to ignore the laughter behind her and the imitations of Naraku's cool guy walk.
And so Naraku smiled to himself. He had done it!
He left the couple to trample behind in his wake…
Crappy huh? Oh well, I tried!
Just so you know, I don't like Kagura and Hojo pairings. He was the only person stupid enough for the part.
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