Muwahahahaha! Yes! Chapter two! I wrote the whole thing during world history,and it was like ninty degrees in there and it sucked! That's it,tommorow's Saturday and I'm going to the beach, wanna come? anyway, enjoy!
Title: No Party for Tatsuha!
Rating:T for language, alcohol and (slight) drug use
Summary: Shuichi is throwing Yuki a surprise party for his birthday, Yay! But is it really such a good idea to invite Tatsuha?
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation, Murikami-sensi owns it, but I wish I owned Yuki…
Me: C'mere Ta-kun, I have a surprise for you!
Tatsuha: Is it Ryuichi?
Me: Nope:glomps: it's me!
Tatsuha: AHHH! IT BURNS!
Me: --; umm, on with the show!
Chapter two: Car Rides and Tranquilizers
It was a beautiful morning, the sun was shining and the birds were singing… well not really. Truth be told, it was February and it was chilly and lightly snowing and HOLY SHIT! LOOK OUT SHUICHI! HE'S GOT A GUN! Oh, it's just K, lets go see what he's doing, ne?
"Shindou! Get your ass out of bed, or I'll shoot!"
Shuichi awoke with a start, feeling the cool metal barrel of K's magnum on his forehead. You'd think that he wouldn't be surprised by this seeing how K has been his manager for a while, but waking up to someone crazy pointing a gun to your head takes some getting used to.
"Okay, okay! Just don't shoot me!"
Shuichi crawled out from underneath the covers, wearing nothing but boxer shorts with little duckies on them, and made his way over to the dresser to get some clothes. He noticed that K was still standing in the room, pointing his gun at him and tapping his foot.
" Umm, K? Could I get some privacy, please?"
K looked down at his watch and sighed, "You have five minutes Shindou, and then we're leaving, whether your dressed or not" K left the room and closed the door and Shuichi locked it, just incase it took him longer than five minutes, K would be somewhat slowed down… hopefully…
The genki singer quickly ran a comb through his pink hair, and put on a pair of kakis and his orange sweatshirt. He made his way over to the bed to say goodbye to Yuki.
"Hey Yuuukkiii, wake up…" he breathed into his koi's ear and then nibbled on it, causing the older man to moan in ecstasy. Suddenly he sat up and hit Shuichi on the back of the head, causing the boy to become chibi.
"Ow! Yuki! Your sooo mean!"
"It's to damn early for that, baka!" the novelist growled, rubbing his ear.
"You didn't have to hit me.." Shuichi mumbled, cradling his head. Just then, K fired a warning shot from the hallway, alerting Shuichi that he had less than a minute to say his goodbyes.
"Umm, yeah, so I'm going to work now Yuki, bye bye!" He said, running towards the door.
"Oi, baka! aren't you forgetting something?"
"Oh yeah!" Shuichi stopped short and ran back to the blonde and kissed him on the cheek, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to forget to kiss you goodbye!"
"Ok, yeah there's that, but aren't you forgetting something else?"
Shuichi put his hand under his chin, to as if to emphasize that he was thinking hard about this. At that moment, K broke the door down.
"Whoops.. Sorry about the door Yuki-san, but I need to get Shindou to work in less than.." he paused and looked at his watch, "five minutes,jeez I thought we had more time than that. Okay Shindou, move your ass! " speaking the last part in English, he grabbed the pink-haired baka and ran toward the exit.
"Bye Yuki! I'll be home late, but I'll pick something up for us, please wait for meee…." the singer screamed as K carried him out of the apartment and threw him into the car.
'I can't believe it, he actually forgot.' Yuki thought as he stood in the doorway of his bedroom. With a sigh, he pulled on a pair of pants and a shirt, and made his way toward to kitchen to grab a beer. Just as he was about to take a swig, the doorbell rang. Making his way to the door, he had a feeling of foreboding, hoping that it wasn't who he knew it was. He opened to door to reveal the very last person he wanted to see today.
"What the hell do you want, Seguchi?"
Tohma Seguchi was standing in doorway, a bunch of balloons in one hand, a bouquet of flowers in the other, and that creepy smile on his face.
"Happy Birthday, Eiri-san!" he said as he handed Yuki the flowers and forced himself into the apartment, "I hope you don't mind my coming over so early, but I wanted to cook you breakfast!"
Yuki threw the flowers on the couch and sweatdroped, "Did you forget to take your pills this morning?"
"Your so mean, Eiri-san…" Seguchi left the balloons in the living room, headed into the kitchen and starting raiding the cabinets, looking for something to make. Yuki wasn't too pleased by Seguchi's actions and followed him into the kitchen to tell him so.
"Get out now, Seguchi…" he said, downing the whole can of beer," I don't have time for this."
"Oh, I'm fine Eiri, thank you for asking… you have nothing to eat in this house!"
Seguchi had searched the whole kitchen from top to bottom, finding only one egg, a box of pasta, and a fridge full of beer, not to mention a cabinet filled with boxes of strawberry pocky, but what could he make with that? "Oh well, I guess I'll just have to take you out to breakfast!" he went and stood by the door, waiting for Yuki to join him.
"No, I'm not going anywhere with you."
"Okay, then we can order in and hangout here all day!"
"No, get out of my house now, Seguchi." Yuki said, pinching the bridge of his nose. Hewas starting to get a headache, and he new that if Seguchi hung around, it would only get worse.
"You don't have to be so mean, you know…"
"hn…"
You seem pretty upset about something, Eiri, did you get into a fight with Shindou-san again?"
"No"
"But it has something to do with him, right?"
"…" Yuki couldn't meet Seguchi's eyes. 'How does he always know what's going on with me? I can't stand it when he's right…'
"That's what I thought," Seguchi said, grabbing Yuki'scoatand holding it out to him, which he reluctantly put on, "Come on, we can talk about it over breakfast."
"Whatever…"
Meanwhile, at NG…
Suguru was going over some arrangements with Hiro and Sakano was pacing around the room, mumbling something about dishonoring the Sacho with being late when Shuichi burst through the door.
"Ohayo!" Shuichi breathed out before collapsing on the floor. Car rides with K were life or death experiences, and the poor little guy was exhausted! That didn't stop Sakano from scolding him for being late, if you could call his raving a 'scolding'.
"Shindou-san, you're late again! If you're going to throw that party for Mr. Yuki tonight, we need to get as much done here as we can in the short amount of time that we have, and you still have two more songs to write and then Fujisaki has to compose them, then we have to record them and then we have to do the arrangements and then remixing and …" Sakano didn't get to finish his last thought, for he passed out from lack of oxygen.
K walked into the room just then, picked up the producer's limp form, threw him into a broom closet in the hallway, and locked the door. Grabbing a chair and placing it next to the door, he sat down with a smile on his face. When Hiro, Suguru and Shuichi looked at him questioningly, K just shrugged and said " It's gonna be hilarious when he wakes up and starts screaming, don't you think?" K started laughing like a maniac, and the boys just smiled and nodded, not wanting to be in the same position a their producer.
Shuichi got up from the floor and sat down next to Hiro. "Hiro, remind me to never fall asleep in K's presence…" he whispered "Same here…" Hiro whispered back, Shuichi and Suguru just nodded, a smile still on their lips.
"Anyway, Shu, when are we gonna head over to your apartment to get things ready?"
"Well, Seguchi-san said he'd call me once he got Yuki out of the apartment, so it should be pretty soon… Speaking of which.." Shuichi answered his ringing cell phone, "Moshi, Moshi, Shindou here!"
"Hey, Shu! It's Tatsuha!"
"Hey, Tatsuha, what's up?"
"Nothing much, I just decided to come a little earlier than planned, I'm at the train station right now, do you think you could come and get me?"
"Uhh, sure, I have a bit of work to do, but my manager will come and get you. You'll have to come and hang out at NG for a little while, too."
"Hey, sounds cool! How will I know the guy that's coming to get me?"
"Don't worry about that, Ta-kun, he'll know you… hold on.." Shuichi covers the mouthpiece and yells out to K in the hallway, "Hey K, can you go pick up Yuki's little brother at the train station?" K sticks his head into the room. "Sure thing, how will I know the little shit?"
"You can't miss him, he looks just like Yuki, only with black hair and darker eyes."
"Okay, tell him I'll be there in less than five minutes!" K ran out into the parking lot, abandoning his post outside the closet that Sakano lays unconscious in.
"Hey Ta-kun, he'll be there in like, five minutes."
"Five minutes? But the NG building is at least a half hour away from here…"
"He has his methods, trust me…" Shuichi sweatdrops
"Okay, see you in a little bit then, Shu!"
"Bye, Tatsuha!" Shuichi hangs up his phone, a solemn look on his face.
"Hey, Shu, did you just sendK too pick up Tatsuha?" Hiro asked, sweatdroping.
"Yes…"
"Poor guy, he has no idea what he's in for…"
Meanwhile, at the train station…
Tatsuha hung up his cell,a sick feeling forming in the pit of his stomach.
'Why do I have the feeling that a I'm going to be dealing with a psycho?'
He sighed, shifted his duffel bag to his other shoulder and turned around to go sit down on a bench when some nut drove up next to him and pulled him in the car, in the middle of the train station!
"WAHHH! DON'T HURT ME!" Tatsuha screamed and ducked as his captor pointed a gun at his head. He noticed that his captor was a foreigner; he looked like an American with his long blond hair.
"Oh shut up! I'm just doing my job and your screaming is giving me a headache." K swerved to car to the left, narrowly avoiding a head on collision with a truck.
"Your job? And what the hell is your job, you crazy gaijin? And get that freakin' gun out of my face!"
K smirked and lowered his gun, "Well at the current time, my job is to be picking you up, which I have accomplished in record timing I might add, and bring you back to the NG building, unharmed." K made the car swerve again, this time to the right, to avoid hitting a pedestrian.
"Well you doing a hell of a job with the 'unharmed' part! You're gonna get us killed if you keep driving like this!" Tatsuha buckled himself in and made a silent promise to kill Shuichi, if he lived to see him, that is….
TBC
Yay! I had fun writing this chapter, I love torturing Tatsuha! Review. Please and thank you!
Tatsuha: crazy bitch, your gonna kill me!
Me: C'mon, Ta-kun, lets go to the beach, I'll even let you wear this speedo!
Tatusha: THE HORROR! T.T