Thankx a lot Ididntdoit07, IWasATeenageBarbieDoll and everyone else who reviewed! This fic was actually going to be two chapters but oh well.

Naraku shuffled for his keys and stuffed them into the lock while Kagura hung her head in dread but Hojo was quite amused. A click told Naraku that the door was open.

"Well! Here we are!" He said happily as he stood aside to let Kagura and Hojo pass.

"So are you crazy kids gonna study in Kagura's room then? Shall I make some snacks?"

"NO! I mean…its ok, we'll order some pizza." Kagura then dragged Hojo to her room and slammed the door closed. Hojo wandered around the room looking at the pictures on the wall, he paused to have a closer look at one photo where Kagura was at least 6 years old, she was on the shoulders of a smiling Naraku. They were in the zoo. Kagura stuck herself in front of the picture and laughed nervously.

"Ah, hahahaha, nothing special here, so are we gonna study or what?"

She led Hojo to her bed where she emptied out her school bags spilling books all over the bed. Hojo sat down on the edge nervously.

"So what test do we have tomorrow?"

Hojo screwed up his face trying to remember. "Um….History I think."

Kagura searched for her history book and lay on her tummy next to Hojo where she opened it on a random page and held a pencil up to her chin thoughtfully.

"Ok…here's a question. 'Emperor Hirohito, who died in 1989, was succeeded by who?"

Hojo looked at her blankly. "Er…why don't we ask your dad?"

Kagura looked at the closed door as if trying to see through it. She could hear Naraku on the phone with the pizza company.

"Mmmmm…I don't think he'll know. Anyway the answer is his son."

"Oh"

She scanned the page for an easy question, but before she could open her mouth the door flung open and Naraku strolled in.

"Ok that's the pizza on the way! Oh, what are you studying?"

He picked up one of Kagura's history books. "Ahh…Japanese history…"

Hojo perked up a little,

"Do you know Japanese history sir?"

Kagura's head jerked in Hojo's direction.

"What are you doing?" She mouthed at Hojo angrily.

Naraku chuckled. "Of course I do! I was top in my class! Now what do you need my brother?" He asked Hojo as he made himself comfy and sat down cross legged on Kagura's bed. Kagura snapped the pencil which was in her hand and buried her head in her arms, while Hojo took Kagura's book and looked for an easy question.

"Oh oh ok! 'In August 1945, Japan was forced to surrender, accepting occupation by the Allied forces led by which General?"

Naraku's jaw dropped. What the hell? But he quickly recovered.

"Oh I know this! It's…..Winston Churchill right?"

Kagura groaned loudly in embarrassment of her father's lack of knowledge.

Hojo raised an eyebrow and read out the answer.

"Noooo….its Douglas Macarthur." He said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Naraku laughed uncertainly and stood up.

"Ok ok, so I wasn't right. But I was close though right? Right?"

Hojo nodded slowly, he didn't want to make him look bad. Naraku clapped his hands together.

"Right! Who wants snacks?"

Kagura snapped out of her misery, "Huh? But the pizza will be here soon right?" She asked anxiously. Naraku glanced at his watch.

"Uhh…nah, we still have time for a small bite before."

And before she could stop him he was humming happily to himself on his way to the kitchen. Kagura could hear the shuffling of packets and the fizz of soda. Hojo waited eagerly to see what Naraku came up with next, while Kagura prayed to die now. A few minutes later Naraku pushed open the door with his foot and came in with a tray carrying two glasses of orange soda and a huge plate of what looked like spicy onions rolls stuffed with biscuits and topped off with syrup. Kagura dragged a hand down her face, the things that Naraku comes up with. But to her surprise Hojo clapped his hands together happily.

"Ooooh! My favorite!"

Naraku put down the tray on Kagura's bed and sat down next to it waiting for Hojo's approval. Hojo picked up an onion roll and popped it into his mouth; he savoured it for a while and swallowed. He licked his chops and stared at Naraku disbelievingly.

"OMG! How did you do it?"

Kagura couldn't believe her ears. Hojo actually liked that stuff? Naraku squealed delightedly and began to explain his secret, Hojo listened attentively and gasped when Naraku finished.

"You have to write this down for me! Kagura you're sooo lucky! You get to eat this kind of food everyday!"

Naraku sniffed and suddenly his eyes shone with tears. He threw his arms around Hojo pulling him in a breath taking hug, knocking over the glasses of orange soda all over Kagura's books and bed.

"Hey! We have an exam tomorrow!" Kagura exclaimed but no-one was listening.

"You're like the son I never had!" Naraku wailed, Hakudoushi walked past the room just in time to listen to that comment.

"Hey…daddy?"

Naraku froze. "Err…I mean…as I said. YOU'RE LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD!"

Hakudoushi shrugged and went off to annoy Kanna. Kagura's mouth was open in shock. She was surrounded by idiots! Hojo and Naraku were clinging to each other like father and son.

"And you're like the father that never cooked for me!" Hojo cried.

They both started sobbing uncontrollably until the doorbell rang and they stopped immediately. Naraku stood up and brushed his shoulder.

"Ah, that will be our pizza."

He got out his wallet and opened the door, Kagura was close behind.

"Oh hello! This mine?" Naraku said pointing at the pizza.

Kagura's legs turned to jelly and her heart stopped. Who was that? The pizza delivery boy stared at Naraku with narrowed amber eyes; Kagura stared in awe at the flowing silver hair and quickly hid behind the door frame.

"Whoa!" She gasped.

That guy was GORGEOUS. Even in that disgusting red pizza uniform he looked good! She could hear Naraku rustling dollar bills.

"There you go…" He squinted at the guy's name tag. "…Sesshoumaru."

Kagura took the risk and walked up behind Naraku just in time to see Sesshoumaru tuck his payment into his pocket and leave while Naraku waved maniacally at him. She sighed deeply and went back to her room.

"Hey Hojo! Stop snivelling and get out here. Pizza's here." She said gruffly. She was still daydreaming of 'Sesshoumaru' She would never forget that name.

Naraku set the pizza down on the table and opened the lid, savouring the smell. Hojo finally came out of Kagura's room and sat down quietly. Kagura and Naraku tucked in immediately, Hojo bit tentatively into his own slice and watched the other two wolf down theirs.

"Hey Hojo! Look what I can do! Whooooo!" Naraku balanced an olive on his nose and then jerked so that it fell into his mouth.

"Ta daaa!"

Hojo snorted with laughter and sprayed crumbs all over the table. Kagura wished she was somewhere else. This charade carried on for some time until Naraku looked at his last slice of pizza and narrowed his eyes.

"Hmmm…. Ah! I knew there was something missing! Hojo, do me a favour and get me a ginger biscuit out of the jar in the fridge?"

Hojo leapt off his chair and saluted, he marched off to the kitchen and stuck his head in the fridge.

"Uh…" He did the eeny meeny miney mo between tow purple jars which were next to each other.

"Mo!" he picked up the one on the left and stuck his hand inside.

"Ewww…this biscuits are very squidgy." He pulled one out and gasped in horror. What he was holding in his hand was not a biscuit….but a human heart. Labelled Kagura's. He looked into the jar and there were 2 more labelled Kanna's and Hakudoushi's. He shoved the beating heart back into the jar and closed the fridge door quickly wiping his hands on his clothes. He clutched his own heart and gasped.

"Oh no! If I stay any longer with this freaky family he'll take my heart too! I gotta get outta here!" Poor stupid Hojo ran out of the kitchen and made for the door.

"Did you find it Hojo?" Naraku asked.

Hojo turned around, his face stark white and pointed a shaking finger dramatically at them.

"YOU MONSTERS!" He spun around and ran out of the place screaming bloody murder.

Kagura stood up shaking with anger, "Grrr…Naraku…."

Naraku looked up at her blankly. "What?"

"You scared him away! That's what! I'm gonna kill you!" She let out a battle cry and made for Naraku but he ran for it. Kagura chased the screaming Naraku around the room until he stopped abruptly.

"Hey wait a minute. I'M the parent!" He faced Kagura.

"Go to your room young lady! You're grounded." He said forcefully, hands on hips.

"For what?" Kagura argued.

"Er…..because I said so. Now Go!"

Kagura hung her head and marched off to her room slamming the door.

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Next morning Kagura trudged to school, she couldn't convince her father that being grounded meant that she couldn't go to school. Didn't work. She caught up with Hojo who still looked very shaken.

"Hey Hojo!"

Hojo squeaked and backed away from her in fear, Kagura ignored this.

"You know, I've been thinking…and…I think we should just stay friends. Okay?"

Hojo nodded vigorously and tightened his grip over his heart.

"Anything! Just don't take my heart!" He squeaked.

"Huh?"

Just then Kagome walked past and waved at Hojo, who looked at her desperately as if asking for help.

"Higurashi! WAIT!" He ran after her leaving Kagura alone and confused. She then shrugged and began to daydream about her Sesshoumaru….

THE END?

Sorry about the crappy ending. I have no more ideas for this story! All my great ideas go to my other two stories! Oh well…My spiders shall rest for now. Bye!