Hey, guys! I already had this chapter written, I just wanted to wait a little bit until I saw what people thought about it, not that it would stop me from updating but still. Anyway I love you all and I'm glad to see you all like my or Kagome's twisted sense of humor!

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Chapter 2

My Father the Devil

"You wanted to see me father!" Kagome shouted, thrusting open the doors and making such a racket that her father slipped with the torture knife and accidentally cut off a pour soul's wee-wee. However her father's golden eyes never wavered in their cold countenance as he cut off the terrible shrieking coming from the soul crying in agony over the loss of his...most precious organ.

However even after the slash to the throat, the man continued to gurgle as his eyes rolled back into his head as the blood spilled out through the gaping wound. The gurgling sounds were cut off when Kagome got angered and thrust a hand through the man's throat, beheading him instantly. Her father simply rolled his eyes at his daughter, though he marveled at how alike him she was becoming. "What?" Kagome shrugged when her father turned to her and raised an eyebrow, while watching the soul disappear back into one of the lowest dungeons in their castle. After all tomorrow was another day and the soul would once again be 'alive'. He could save the torture until tomorrow. Right now he had a daughter to deal with.

Her father sighed and turned away, heading for his large white desk, silver hair swishing behind him, barely covering the large black bat wings as he walked. "Must you always interrupt my fun time?" Her father questioned as he was seated behind a large wooden desk. His eyes drifted shut as his horns appeared and a red tail slithered out to coil around his waist, bangs turning blood red as well and his eyes flashing red.

Kagome raised an eyebrow. "Weren't you the one who called for me?" She growled out, eye twitching. Her father could be so arrogant.

"Hmph, and yet I didn't ask you to come barging in here like a banshee from hell."

"News flash father, we are in hell," Kagome grumbled, sitting across from him in an elegant red and gold chair that appeared out of nowhere.

"Exactly and my daughter is not a banshee, she is a devil. You'd do well to remember that banshees shriek, while devil's cry."

Kagome rolled her eyes and relaxed in her chair, studying her strange and conceited father. Her father's name was Sesshomaru as he hated being referred to as 'the devil' or 'Satan.' He said it became old after nearly five millennium of people calling him those names. "I do not cry," Kagome protested. "I just happen to enjoy startling people while I open my mouth and let out horrific sounds."

"Like now?" His father teased while Kagome's wings began ruffling in anger. Sometimes she really hated her father.

Kagome sighed. "So what do you want, father, Sango says she wants to see me. Make this short."

"Yes, yes, I called to ask you what you wanted for your 3000'th birthday," he explained calmly. "After all you know 3000 is your coming of age, a very special time for a young she-devil." The look in his eyes made her want to scream. She knew he wasn't talking about her present. He wanted her to find a mate. He brought her here to warm her up for the dreaded mate discussion.

"Oh no, you don't!" Kagome jumped to her feet and approached her father's desk, flames beginning to shoot out of her narrowed red eyes. Her father neither looked scared nor worried, as he knew she could never hurt him. She didn't have the power yet. It would take another 3000 years to have his power level. Still, his daughter could be plenty scary when she was angry. He must proceed with caution. "Father, we have gone over this before. I do not want a mate. Not now, maybe not ever. Besides, why would I want some 'man' ruling over my life when you already do?"

Sesshomaru sighed and sat back, frown ever prominent on his chiseled to perfection features. "Look, daughter, I'm not trying to force you into anything. But you do know you can't go mate less forever. You will need an heir for the thrown once I give it up to you. So why don't you just think it over and just look around a bit? You don't have to jump into anything or make some commitments to some demon or something you don't even know. All I'm saying is to keep your eyes open."

Sesshomaru took her burning hand and placed a tiny kiss on the palm of it, pleased when she calmed a bit and lost her angry glare. "Oh, all right," she agreed but still heavily under protest. "I promise I'll keep my eyes and ears posted...but don't be expecting me to fall for some cheep ass demon here too quickly. All the demons here are pussies and are too scared of me or just want some ass. When I find a mate I want him to want me for me, now because of the way I look or fuck."

"Very well," Sesshomaru agreed, nodding his head. "Now what would you like for your birthday?"

Kagome bit her lip and sat back in the red and gold chair, crossing one leg over the other and looking thoughtful. Come to think of it, what do I want? She asked herself, closing her eyes and leaning back. I can have practically anything I want with a mere snap of my fingers. Father can get any soul I want to torture for the day, but I do that on a daily basis already. I could ask for some new swords or something like the ones Sango says are made so perfectly in the human realm...hey wait! The human realm? I wonder if father will let me visit it for a few months. Then maybe I could understand why these mortals are so greedy and deceitful. I could cause a little mayhem and disaster while I'm at it, cause a few fires or land slides or some natural disaster or something. Yeah, that's perfect!

"I want to go to the surface!" Kagome cried, snapping her eyes open and staring into her father's golden gaze.

"You want to go to the surface?" He asked, raising an eyebrow skeptically. "Why would you want to do that?"

"Because its so boring down here daddy," she whined pathetically. "And I don't want to just go for a day. I want to stay for a full year. I wish to study these mortals and their ways and I want to know what makes them tick, what makes them angry, what makes them love, if there is even such a thing as love. And you never know, daddy, I may find some demon hiding among the mortals. You know there are still some who haven't come down into hell yet."

Sesshomaru sat back in his chair, mulling over his eldest daughter's decision, wondering if this was such a good idea. For one, his daughter had an evil streak a mile wide. Who knows what type of horrors she could unleash on the public. On the other hand, he too was a bit curious to know why mortals tended to act so foolishly and he knew his daughter wouldn't cause harm unless she were really pissed...or really bored. The sweat drop appeared out of nowhere while Kagome wondered what he appeared so worried about. He knew she could take care of herself. She'd been up to the surface before, though never by herself. She was always accompanied by Sango or her father when he went on a routine possession or something.

"All right," her father finally conceded, knowing she would fight him, even if he said no. "I'll let you go and for one year. You may leave the day of your birthday but you must check in with me once every month to inform me of your progress. And you also must return one year from the day of your birthday."

Kagome mulled over that and figured it was fair enough. After all she might come to find that realm was as boring as this one. Then again, maybe not. "All right! That's great!" She was suddenly very excited about having something to do than the every day norm. Weren't Sango and Miroku going to be jealous? She ran over to his side and kissed his cheek. "Thank you, daddy," she whispered before streaking out of the room.

"Oh my, I have to tell Sango!" Was the last thing he heard before he chuckled at his wayward daughter. Such an enigma, much like her mother. Getting excited over the littlest things. He came to the conclusion that he would greatly miss her during her stint in the mortal realm. With that he turned back to his check list to go over all the new souls and decide their fates. Yep, life was good.

So...how many of you guessed that Sesshomaru was Satan? Wasn't that perfectly delightful? I just love Sesshomaru and he certainly is handsome enough to be classified as Lucifer. Anyway yep, there was hi inroduction. I do have one question, though. Who do you think should be his mate? It can'e be Rin because I have something planned for her. Any ideas? Or should I just make up my own character? Anyway thank you all for reviewing!

Reviewer Responses:

From the Queen of Fidel-I'm not even going to respond to that, bitch!

Itasuko-chan-Thank you! That's why I'm writing it.

AnimeMoonlighGoddess-You're absoultely one hundred percent right! See they blocked me for a week becuase one of my fics had a song in it and apparently they thought I claimed it as mine or something. So during that time I was so filled with RAGE that I just couldn't stop writing. Perhaps that's why two of the others are so depressing, this one is wicked, and the other one is you. I rather liked her that way myself. And thanks for noticing the triangle thing, Naraku is gay, I hate Inuyasha and well, Kikyo can be quite the bitch...even more so now that she's stuck in hell where she should have stayed in the first place! Hahahahahahaha! Oh and Miroku likes it find since Kagome likes him. Besides he gets to hit on Sango all day, what else could a humble monk desire?

Cryatsl Rose-Thank you. That's what I was going for.

inuyasha92689-Well, now you know what happens so here ya' go!

Lady Banshee 999-You guessed right. Ding ding ding ding? What would you like as a prize? Ride Sesshomaru's house of horrors or glide down on the lazy river of fire and brimstone? And I'm glad you loved Mioku's part. I did too. I thought it was perfect.

hakkai-my-youkai-Thank you for loving my stories! Here's your update and I'm sorry to say the only pairings I write are Kurama/Kagome, Yoko/Kagome, or Kuronue/Kagome. Don't feel bad, maybe I'll throw Yusuke in here and give him to you as a present. I don't even write Hiei/Kagome.

Inuyasha's-hun-Thank you for liking my descriptions, I hope they turned out all right in your mind. I tried to make them so you could picture in your mind what was going on.

KougaSesshomaruAnime-Tee hee, thanks you very much. Here's your update!

Goddess Nataku-Thank you! I'm glad it caught your interest. And I agree, except I usually try to toughen up my Kagome. And don't worry, Kagome can get even more evil in the next chapters to come.

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Sweet-single-Yes it is...

ranchan23-Well you won't ve waiting too long now will ya'?

taiyoukai-chan-Thank you! And here's your update! Hope it met your expectations.

Not Who She Used To Be-Great! Glad I can be of survice to your inner self as it was my inner self coming out. We're just like two pees in a pod. And I hope I never see you when you're pissed or in a killing mood. But you better watch out for when Kagome is in one of her moods. She'll come to your house and burn it to the ground and then steal your soul. And I'm glad you like her sense of humor, I tried to make it as wicked as possible. And it can get a lot more wicked later on. And yep, I guess now you know about Sesshomaru being her father. Doesn't it just fit? And I have yet to figure out who her mother will be. In fact I'm asking for any ideas. All I can say is it can't be Rin because I already have plans for her. And just one question of my own. How can her mother be dead if they live in hell? Ha ha that was just a silly question. I'm not calling you a moron or making fun of you or anything, but when you asked it I just had to ask myself if her mother really is dead.

Kc-Two more words...thank you. Yay! Oops, that was three.

kagedfox-Thank you for Loving my story. And I wish we could all be like her so we could go fighting with demons down a magical well where we search for a tiny ass jewel that grants mega power, where Sesshomaru is a hunk and we all worship him!