Hey you guys! Here is the next chapter of this oh so loveable fanfic. I hope you like it, and I'm too tired to say much else so please make sure to review on your way out. Have a very nice day! ----

You Sank My BattleShip!

It seems that the Bebop crew are experiencing some technical difficulties. Let's take a look shall we?

In the lounging room, a tiny fly flew to and fro, buzzing across the room. It sailed across a sea of yellow, and buzzed past a foamy green only to meet its demise between the breasts of a painted woman. Spike lifted the book off the coffee table, examining the damage done to the cover. Well, the bug mostly stuck to the coffee table, which is good. Besides it wasn't his book to care. He then shrugged his shoulders and turned the page. He was laying off to the left side of the big comfy couch, seated happily in the groove he had took quite a few lazy days to make. His slightly hairy legs were tangled with another's smooth peachy ones as he leaned back and enjoyed the dirtiest part of the novel. On the other side of the yellow broke down couch, was Faye, deep into her own novel, which had an Indian man and a half-naked woman on the cover. Her mouth was half-open and the book just a few inches from her face as she speedily read in shock about what she was going on in the book. Did Jake really dump Little Bear for Morning Glory! And was she having his baby! You've got to be shitting her! Faye's legs were weaved with Spike, and if one were to stand both would go tumbling. So neither moved, not that they wanted to. They continued to read and read, enjoying both the dirtiness, and how perverted their books were. Of course…from Faye's library. Both ignored the sudden red lights that were flashing and the computer's constant scream of Fire.

Suddenly Ed, a loveable little brat with long limbs and flaming red hair shot into the room. Ein was right behind her, and both managed to cartwheel over the couch completely missing both companions, much to the happiness of both Faye and Spike. Right behind them, came a running Jet who had a fire extinguisher in his hand and a worried look upon his face. Turning to his right, he spotted a small fire burning in the room, and hurriedly extinguished it.

You two mean to tell me you did not see that fire in here!

Well, we did, but I decided you should take care of it.

Jet! I did ask him, but he said you would handle it, so why should I worry my pretty little head?

You two have got to be kidding me! The ship has 10 percent damage, fires are breaking out all over the and any minute now, we'll lose power and yet, you two are sitting on the couch reading?

You're right Jet! I'll go get in a shower, before the heater goes out again.

I can't believe you guys!

Me neither. I was just about to go in there!

ARG! You two are-

Boom!

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Heh, I guess I shouldn't have touched that.

Awww Man! Aisha! Tell me you didn't just fire at the other ship!

I'm sorry, I was just trying to help stabilize the ship!

Yeah, By destroying the other. I see why your planet was destroyed.

Now you look here Suzie!

Don't call me that Aisha!

Hey, hey. hey! No fighting now you guys! Suzuka do you think you can help me to stabilize the ship? I'd rather Aisha just stood there.

I told you! I was just trying to help!

No Jim, I'm afraid I don't know any of the controls, and the only thing I would do would be to cause more damage to the ship.

All right, thanks any way Suzuka. Just strap yourself in. Gilliam?

Yes Jim?

Can you locate Gene?

He is in the lower storage area looking for Melfina.

He hasn't found her yet!

I'm afraid not Jim.

All right, well, show me the locations where the damage is done on the Outlaw Star and give me a reading of the ship we crashed into.

Suddenly, at Jim's station to the far left of the control Center, 5 screens popped up showing damage to the hull, the cockpit, and a few other minor rooms.

As far as the other ship goes. It is called the Cowboy Bebop, and is the home to 5 beings. Faye Valentine, Spike Spiegel, Jet Black, Edward, and Ein. Valentine, Spiegel and Black are said to be bounty hunters much like Gene and yourself. Ed however is hacker, and a skilled one at that, while Ein is a dog said to be carrying a valuable chip in its stomach.

Can I get a picture of all 5?

Just as soon as the words left Jim's mouth, he saw the face of Faye, sticking out her tongue of course. Net to her was Spike, licking his lips, and Jet rubbing the bald top of his head. The only picture of Ed available was of her feet, and Ein had managed to get her entire tail into the picture… minus the rest of her. Suzuka and Aisha had started peering over his shoulder and all three were peering curiously at the pictures when the door opened and in came Gene with an injured Melfina.

Gene! You're back!

Yeah, no thanks to the rest of you!

OHH shut your mouth Starwind! I was busy in here helping Jim!

Yes, destroying the other ship more. She managed to send a missile right into the hull of the other ship, all without breaking a sweat.

Gene had let Melfina down to the ground and turned angrily at Aisha.

Please tell me you did not, fire at the other ship.

I'm sorry Gene! It was a mistake.

Arg, now they have legal rights to sue!

What do you mean?

Had the ships just crashed, insurance would have covered it, but now that it is an attack, we will be sued!

Why don't we just attack them!

Well Aisha, if you hadn't started the attack on that cargo ship a few light years back, we would have ammo LEFT to destroy the ship.

Gene?

Gene looked down at the girl, clinging to his chest.

Can you help me into my tank. I need to stabilize the ship now, and try to get some of our electricity back and running.

Nodding his head, Gene carefully helped the wobbly young woman to her tank, which was located at the middle back entrance of the command center. She had injured her ankle, which was more than likely sprained. She looked to be in excruciating pain, which caused Gene to feel angry all over. He was so angry he could have punched something, but he knew that Mel's tank would not only heal her, but improve her ankle as well. With his help she climbed into the tank and closed the latch, and not more than 2 seconds later appeared in a liquid tube in the command center good as new. Smiling to himself Gene sat down at his center in the middle of the room just in time to look at a screen suddenly pop up.

It consisted of a large smiley face, and then tuned into what had to be the cowboy bebop command center. An angry looking Jet with toasted hair, a wet Faye and a tired Spike all looking at the screen.

With a tone of voice used to discipline the most annoying of neighbors, Jet delivered the good news!

I hope you saved on your car insurance because you'll need more than that to help you here! See you on Judge Judy!

With that angry message, the screen disappeared and Gene slammed his hands on the control panel. Everyone turned with angry faces to Aisha and she shrank down with her oh so lovable catch phrase.

Mmrww?

Hey you guys! Yeah I know, that sucks. I think imma re-post is and change this chapter I enough people say so. Well this is an introduction to the next chapter where both crews will be seen in the Judge Judy courtroom. It will be side-splitting laughter so hold on to your hats! I hope you enjoyed, fell free to review. No really… Review. Please for the love of Morning Glory review! Lol, See ya! ----