SFFs Note: Plah, it's been a while, because of math finals, swimming, and other stuff, but here is chapter 4!!! YAY!

Disclaimer: Do I have to do this for every chapter???

Chapter 4: Mama Field

"Alrighty, then," Hermione said.

"What?" asked Ron.

"Shut up! I'm trying to think. Harry, can I see Marshall's site on your portable laptop again?" Hermione said back to Ron and to Harry.

Harry, wanting to please Hermione and get on with the search, handed her the laptop with Marshall's site on.

"Thanks," she replied.

"So? Where are we going next?" Ron asked.

"Shhhh! Don't disturb her, or we'll have to stop our search!!!" Harry said.

"Why?"

"We...just will. Let's wait patiently," Harry said.

A few minutes later, Hermione screamed, "Ah-HA!"

"WHAT?" the two male people asked her.

"WE shall go TO...MAMA FIELD!!!" Hermione was overjoyed that she found out where they were going next.

They quickly thought of some relevant questions and set on their way to Mama Field's house.

Mama Field was a big woman with rosy cheeks and a jolly smile. She looked like she could've been Santa's wife, in a way. The trio was surprised to see such a happy looking woman standing in the doorway.

"Yes? Is there anything I can do for you?" she asked in a somewhat dreamy but businesslike voice.

"Y-y-yes...we were wondering if you knew Marshall Field?" Hermione said slowly.

"Why, of course dear, but why? He is dead, you know," the woman said, and her face lost some brightness.

"I'm sorry, we know. We're sorry if we brought it up, but he is stuck in his grave, and he can't get out. We're trying to help him, but we need your help," Harry was brave enough to say.

"He can't get OUT???" the woman shrieked, "You mean, Papa Field put him in a grave and he can't get OUT? Dear, Henry!"

Ron was getting a little freaked out be this woman's screaming and he began to cower behind Hermione, who didn't notice.

"Please, I'm sorry, I didn't say my name. I'm Mama Field. You can call me Mama. And you are...?" Mama said.

"Harry Potter."

"Hermione Granger." Hermione, then noticing that Ron was cowering behind her, pulled him out to say hello and introduce himself.

"R-r-ron W-w-w-weas-s-sly, ma'am."

"Well, I'm please to meet you all, now please, come in and make yourself at home," Mama said.

Ron, taking her words literally, hopped on the couch and stretched out. Then, when he realized he had to pee, he asked, "Where's the bathroom, miss?"

"Please, call me Mama! It's down the very left hall and to your left."

"Thanks."

"Well, Mama, you certainly have a nice place. Now, we need to get down to business, as we have to be home in 5.36985222665 hours," Hermione explained, and she and Harry began asking questions. Ron, like before, peed several times. On his 7.569874564th time, Hermione said, "RON! WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING???"

"Er...a big glass of oj, cereal with a ton of milk, a really slushy smoothie, chicken soup, and 15.235665589 big glasses of water," he replied.

"AARRGGHHH!!! Just GO! GO SIT, RON! (SFFs Note: Love ya, Charged Battery Bunny)" Hermione said. When Ron came back in 15.2355526589 minutes, he said, "I think I'm all drained now, Hermione."

When they were done asking their questions, Hermione had one more important one to ask: "Where is Marshall's grave?"

"OH! Please," Mama began, "I feel terrible about this...I have all-term memory loss, and I have no idea. You must go see Papa Field...we divorced 6.0565156651 years ago, because he couldn't stand me forgetting everything. But I'll tell you where he lives. He lives on-"

SFFs Note: I read this over, and I know that it isn't my best chapter, but please review (and if you haven't read it, read it and then review) and give me some ideas, please!

Charged Battery Bunny: Here it is, chapter 4! I'm working on a new A Reason for Hate, so it's coming...just be patient! Miss you so much! Love ya!