Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection
The Vanishing Transparent Wall
Ten years later, rapping on the door to his cupboard awakened Harry Potter. Then there was the sound of a doorbell ring.
"Get up, it's 8:34," Aunt Petunia yelled. "Now!"
Harry Potter got up, not completely awake. He followed Aunt Petunia into the kitchen. She opened the door so she could get in, and then slammed the door in Harry's face before he could enter. He was fully awake now.
(A/N: If you've ever seen "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" you'll now where I got this from.)
"Hurry up, boy!"
When just when he was going to walk in, Dudley, a King Kong wannabe without wanting to be King Kong, came running past and into the kitchen, slamming the door in Harry's face again.
"Hurry up, boy, I want to eat!" Dudley yelled.
Finally, he pushed the door open to walk in, when all of a sudden it flew back and slammed in his face.
"HURRY UP, YOUR STUPID BOY, I'M HUNGRY!"
Harry finally got in, and was introduced the frying pan with bacon in it.
"Try not to cook the fat too much," Aunt Petunia said, somewhat nicely. "You know how Dudley likes to eat the fat."
"I know, Aunt Petunia," Harry said, putting the bacon on a pan, "but don't you think that's what's making him look like he swallow a bowling ball, which, need I remind you, we never got out of him?"
"Don't talk about my son like that!" Uncle Vernon cried.
"But he is fat!"
"So am I, but you don't talk about me."
"Yes I do."
"Well, I never hear you."
He turned his attention to Dudley.
"Open your presents, son," he said.
He chose a big red. Inside was a small package that looked just like the box it was in.
"That comes from the box factory. They make miniature models of boxes."
"Sweet," Dudley said.
In a blue one was a radio-controlled car.
"That one came from Uncle Lester. It was the only thing he could affort, and he didn't even buy it. Your aunt did, but he put it in the box."
"Awesome."
After waiting for what seemed like five minutes, he was done. Now they could head for the zoo.
When everyone was seated, Uncle Vernon stopped to talk to Harry.
"If you do anything, like make glass disappear on a Boa Constrictor exhibit and let go in the zoo, then I put you in the corner."
In the house, there was a special corner made just for Harry, because it was dusty and smelly. Harry got used to it, for he had been in it when he was a baby.
"Okay, Uncle Vernon," Harry said. "I will not won't not make nothing that isn't glass disappear."
"Good boy," he said, taking his place in the driver's seat.
"Dumbass," Harry whispered.
"What did you say?" Uncle Vernon yelled.
"I said 'dumbass'."
"Oh."
They reached London Zoo in ten minutes. In the Reptile House, they found a Boa Constrictor exhibit, and Harry made the glass disappear. Once they got back home, he was put in the corner.
"I told you it was magic," Harry said.
"For how long do I have to tell that there's no such thing as magic?" Uncle Vernon asked.
"Just now."
"Don't get smart with me."
"What's wrong with being smart?"
"You just don't get it, do you?"
"No."
"Go to your cupboard. I don't want to see you in my sight until three o'clock."
As Harry walked away, the clock struck three. Therefore, Harry stayed where he was in Uncle Vernon's sight.
"I meant four o'clock."
Harry went to his cupboard.
That's the update. Keep reading. It gets better.