A/N: - back again with a new chappie! I am sooooooo sorry for not updating for so long. It's just I can't reach my beta for some reason or another and there was this one part of the chapter I couldn't get to sound like I wanted to. It still doesn't sound like I want it to, but you guys have waited long enough. (See if you can guess which part it is.) I know…bad excuse, throw things at me if you wish. And I hate to do this to you guys but I need to warn you that this is the beginning of the senior rush for me. (My parents are driving me wacko!) I originally intended to update once every two to three weeks, I'll do my best to keep that up, but I'm sure many of the older readers out there know how stressful things can be with three AP classes and applications to fill out. Once again, gomen nasai, minna-san.
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"speech"
Chapter 3
The next morning, Li woke up in a chair. He looked at the bed and started when he noticed Ying Fa wasn't in it. He three off the blanket, 'How did that get there?' and searched for her. He found her outside on the porch drinking hot chocolate.
"Morning, Li," she said brightly.
"Ying Fa, you should be in bed. Not even Healers can recover that quickly."
"I'm perfectly fine, see? I'm not the average Healer. I recover a lot more quickly than the norm."
"I'll take your word for it," he said and turned to go back inside.
"Li?"
He turned around again, "Hai?"
"Thanks for saving me," she said, then kissed him on the cheek.
"I didn't do much," he denied.
She smirked, "Yeah, just knock the offender into a hell-like dimension from what I could see. Just accept my thanks, please?"
Li sighed, "Alright."
"Good. Want some hot chocolate?"
"Sure." His eyes followed her as she moved about in the kitchen, 'She's beautiful…wait a minute! What am I thinking? Sakura's the only one I love. She's my soul mate!'
'Yeah,' came a little voice in his head, 'but you have to admit she's hot. She was gorgeous yesterday with nothing on.'
'Shut up!'
'And look at that ass!' the voice said as Ying Fa leaned over to pick up the spoon she dropped, ignoring Li, 'And her tits and those legs that go on and on and on…'
"I said shut up!" Li yelled out loud and realized this at once, "Oh no, not you," he stammered to Ying Fa, "the voice in my head…that didn't come out right did it?"
Ying Fa giggled, 'oh, Syaoran you are too cute for words.' "It's alright. I know what you mean. An annoying little voice at the back of your head that states facts you don't want to hear?"
Li blinked, "Yeah, exactly. How did you–"
"Happens to me, too. I sometimes think it's my conscience and most of the time I listen to it. Most of the time it's right. Glad to know I'm not crazy."
Li smiled in response to her smile. This moment was wrecked when Meilin came crashing down the stairs, "Owwww…"
They rushed over. "Are you alright, Meilin," asked Ying Fa.
"Yeah, I'm fine, just a few bruises, nothing to worry ab-" she suddenly started, "Wait a minute. What are you doing out of bed?"
"I heal very fast, haven't been really sick since I discovered my powers."
"And you're fine with everything that happened yesterday? I mean, you were almost-"
"Memories fade, I'll be fine. Now, since you're all awake, who wants breakfast?"
Li spotted Eli coming out of his room, but how did Ying Fa – she probably saw the door open.
As Eli walked down the stairs, he said, "How about we all just get cups of hot chocolate? We," he said indicating Meilin, Li, and himself, "Have some things to tell you."
"Alright, I'll go get the pot."
Once they had all settled in the living room, Eli started talking, "OK, there once was this guy named Clow Reed who…" he explained about the Clow cards, the Li clan, him being a reincarnate, and Sakura's adventures.
Ying Fa just sat and absorbed all this, trying not to laugh at the hilarity of Eli telling her about herself. At the end of it, she calmly said, "Well, since you told me your secret, I'll tell you mine. I'm a Healer house-sitting for the family that lives here. The girl you're looking for, Sakura, went abroad." 'My, my, my, this is an elaborate lie I'm conjuring,' she thought and continued, "She'll be back for summer break and then go off again. I'm a cousin of sorts to the family. I'm not blood kin, but they treat me like it. Madison," she spat the name out, "Never let me explain that. All she saw was a girl who suddenly appeared when Sakura disappeared. Not fun, I tell you. And she should probably not SPY when people are trying to have a PRIVATE CONVERSATION!"
They heard a crash as Madison fell out of the tree she had climbed to videotape the happenings. They surrounded her, "heh heh…hi guys?"
Eli helped her up, "How did you know she was there?" he asked.
"I saw the red recording light."
Madison hung her head, "Ying Fa, I want to say I'm sorry. What I did was wrong and hurtful and–"
"Apology accepted."
Madison blinked, "Really?"
Ying Fa nodded, "On one condition, you never do that to anyone again."
"I promise."
"Good, so where was I? Oh yeah, so I'm house-sitting until Fugitaka-san comes back from his dig this summer."
"So, I guess we wait for her to come back," said Meilin.
"Is there any way to contact her?" asked Li.
Ying Fa shook her head, 'Yeah, she's right in front of you.' "She left her cell phone, said something about it not working in a foreign country and even she doesn't know where she'll be a week later."
"Cell phones! That reminds me," said Madison taking out four phones in different colors; green for Li, blue for Eli, red for Meilin, and silver for Ying Fa. Her own was purple. "I put our numbers on speed dial in alphabetical order by first name. Eli's 1, I'm 2, Meilin's 3, Sakura would be 4, Li is 5, and Ying Fa's 6."
Eli smiled as Sakura somehow got the thing to slide to half its size and clipped it onto her waist band. (It's like the phones in Matrix, you know the ones where the top slides back and forth?) Madison gasped, "How did you do that! I've been trying to figure it out for two weeks!"
"It's easy really. See, you just press this little button on the side here. It unlocks the slide."
Madison blushed, "I…uh didn't see that."
Meilin inwardly laughed, 'And I thought Sakura was a ditz.'
There was an awkward silence for a bit until Eli broke it, "Well, I should really head home. I don't want to know what the state of my house is if Ruby succeeded in feeding Suppi sugar."
Meilin sighed, "And I've got to meet with my partner and start the thesis. I'll be by later for my things."
"Don't worry about it. I'll just bring it home with my stuff," said Li."
"And I've got a deadline to meet," said Madison, "I'm creating a new line made by teens for teens. See ya."
Soon Li and Ying Fa were alone. "I guess we should get started on that thesis too," said Li.
"Sure. Let me go get my notes."
Earlier that week, they had agreed to do it on space travel and if was possible to build a space ship fast enough to reach Pluto without the occupants dying of old age. Li's eyes widened as Ying Fa came down with a stack of papers reaching her eye level. "Those are notes?" he asked incredulously.
"Some of it. Part of it is diagrams for a ship, a generator, and things like that."
"Ying Fa, I think you over did your part, by a lot."
"I did?" Li gave her a look. "OK, so I did. Who cares? You're writing the paper and redrawing all of my blueprints. All that's left for me to do is make a model of the ship."
"And how am I supposed to sort through all this?" Li asked incredulously.
Ying Fa rolled her eyes, "If you look closely, I labeled everything and put it in chronological order. If you'd rather, you can have this instead," she said giving him a strange device. It was made from strange alloys and was shaped like a pen, only a little bit more flat and had five grooves in it.
"What is it?"
"You hold it in your hand like this," she demonstrated putting her fingers in the grooves and a holographic screen appeared, "Lock" she commanded so that when she took her hand away, the screen stayed. "Wow, cool, where'd you get his?"
"I built it after looking at some theories and junk. You can keep it. I have another one. Space data." The thing blipped and a list appeared, "See, research on what the fuel should be, specs on the generator, how to store food, gravity simulator, designs for the ship, etc."
"You…" Li said after a while, "Are a genius!"
"Why thank you." She really was. She had taken theories and built upon them to mentally build a spaceship that could go into hyperdrive and cross the galaxy in seconds. It was mind boggling.
"You know, I bet we could actually build this," he said.
"Li, half of the stuff we would need doesn't exist!"
"But you can make it from the technology we have."
She frowned in thought, muttering things under her breath, and then nodded, "Li you take care of the paper. I'll see if I can build a working model and we'll go from there."
And so they set to work, both thinking, 'This is going to blow the teacher's minds!' Li worked diligently and finished the paper in a month. It was more than 100 pages long. Ying Fa worked on a miniature that would be about the size of two of those giant Poland Springs bottles. Once Li was done, he helped Ying Fa build the model. This took up a lot of their time and Li asked for the same privilege as Ying Fa so they could finish it in time. His request was granted and by late May, they finished.
Ying Fa sighed happily, "I thought we were never going to finish in time."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. That generator…yeesh…how you managed to find something that would stabilize it, I'm not going to ask."
"Yeah, well, we can wash up now, your face is covered in soot."
"So is yours." They took a look at each other and burst out laughing. They couldn't stop because every time they looked at one another, they burst out in laughter again. It's quite amazing what lack of sleep does to someone. Finally, they regained control of themselves by not looking at the other. "Let's go clean ourselves off and then see if this thing works," Li suggested, starting to laugh again.
"Yeah, I'll take upstairs, you take the shower down here," she agreed, giggling.
They escaped before they burst out laughing again. Li finished first and waited for Ying Fa in the living room. When she came down, with her hair down and wet and dressed in a spaghetti strap and shorts, his pants began to get a little uncomfortable. Thankfully, his blush was covered by the redness of scrubbing the soot off. "You don't mind if I dress like this right?" she asked, "It was the only thing I could find. I really need to do the laundry."
"It's fine," he managed to say without squeaking. 'Those pale long, long, long, legs…' the voice was back. Li groaned inwardly.
"Okay," she said, grabbing the device and accidentally giving Li a view down her shirt. Li blushed and looked away, trying to ignore the instinct of grabbing her and kissing her senseless.
They called the device a holographic everything you could possibly imagine computer, holocomp for short and HC for shorter. "Here goes nothing," came her voice, bringing Li back down to earth. She punched in the command for lift off and heard the generator start to run and slowly, it lifted off the table and flew around the room once before landing again. Ying Fa jumped up and down squealing excitedly and accidentally tripped over the table leg. Li caught her before she hit her head on the table and for one agonizing moment, their eyes met and he kissed her. She started to respond before she came to her senses and stopped the kiss. "Li…you…I…"
Li pulled her up, "Ying Fa, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. I just…I don't know anymore. I think I'm in love with you, but I'm in love with Sakura and I'm all confused. I feel drawn to you like I was to Sakura and–"
"Shh…" she smiled, gently, yet nervous inside. 'After all that time, I guess I should reveal myself. He's so confused and hurt. I can't bare it.' "There's a reason to the madness. You just have to calm yourself and listen to your heart."
Li blinked and relaxed, letting true quiet reign for the first time in years. He found the bond that pulled him towards Sakura and then the bond that pulled him towards Ying Fa. Realization struck him as he found the two were one and the same. He opened his eyes to see Ying Fa, no…Sakura looking down at her hands and fidgeting, "Sakura?"
She looked up, met his eyes, and looked down, "I'm so sorry, Li. I know I tricked you and–"
"Sakura?" he repeated, silencing her, "Why?"
She didn't know what to say. She had expected anger, incredulity, anything but calm acceptance. "I…I couldn't take it anymore. Everyone was expecting me to do something, be something. People kept coming, trying to take the cards. So I hid, I cast a spell making everyone believe I was gone and I had six years reprieve from the hounding and the heartache. You see, I couldn't endanger the school and my friends anymore. So I changed. There was also the fact that you never once tried to contact me during the seven years and I had given up hope of you ever coming back and it was selfish of me…forgive me?"
Li sighed which made her look at him, "Sakura, there is nothing to forgive, not to say that I'm not a little bit upset we'll address that later I promise." She winced. "But you did what was natural for someone deprived of her friends, loved ones, and with a threat after her. I would have done the same if I were you."
"So…you're not mad at me?" she asked hesitantly.
He chuckled, "I could never be mad at you for long."
She gave him a look.
"Alright, so maybe I can stay angry with you, but that was when I was arrogant little coldhearted fool that didn't appreciate you for what you were. Like I said I'm a little bit upset, but I'll get over it. What really upsets me is that you felt you couldn't contact me or someone to help you. You don't have to do everything alone you know."
She winced, "Right, sorry, I wasn't thinking very clearly."
"Clearly," Li said sarcastically.
After a moment of awkward silence in which she gathered up her courage, she asked, "Uh…you're not going to tell the others are you?"
Li frowned, thinking for a bit. "You're the only one that should tell them and soon," he finally answered, "But I'm not going to lie if one of them asks me about you."
She nodded, "At least give me until the end of June?"
"Fine, the end of June…I can't believe all that time we spent searching for you, you were right in front of us! Unbelievable," he said shaking his head.
Sakura gave a small smile, "Why did you have a deadline on finding me anyway?"
"That's my secret until I choose to disclose it," he answered enigmatically.
She got this strange look in her eyes, "Oh…come on, Li, tell me? Pretty please?"
Li's eyes widened, "AH! Puppy eyes! Get away!"
She giggled, "Fine. I did hide in plain sight for seven years. I should finish my Language Arts paper."
"Out of curiosity, how many final projects do you have left?" asked Li.
The tension in the room faded now that they were on safer topics. Sakura thought for a bit, "I just need to write the Language Arts paper, practice the piece I wrote for music, and practice my routine for gym."
Li's jaw dropped, "Where did you find the time to do everything else the teachers assigned?"
"Oh come on, it's not as if you have too much to do. You wrote a paper for Gym, History, Language Arts, Latin, and we just finished Science. All you have is music," she pointed out.
"Yeah," he admitted, "But still, you did most of the work on the science model and to my estimates, should still have a lot more to do than practice and write one paper."
"I work fast. A normal person would never have finished the model at all," she reasoned, then smiled, "And we both know I'm anything but normal." Glancing at the clock, she said, "It's nearly five. You should head home before Meilin comes over demanding what I've done to you."
Li nodded, "I'll see you tomorrow, then?"
Sakura nodded.
Just as Li reached the door, he turned around and said, "Sakura?"
"Hmm?"
"It's good to have you back…and…yeah, it's good to have you back," he finished awkwardly, rushing away.
Sakura stood in the doorway, watching him. 'What were you going to say to me, Syaoran?' she pondered, 'Well, at least he didn't blow up at me.' The telephone rang. She closed the door and picked it up, "Moshi moshi?"
There was no answer, just breathing.
"Hello, hello? Is anyone there? I can hear you, you know. What do you want?" she asked agitatedly.
"…Card…mistress…" the person rasped.
"Nani!" Sakura yelled in alarm. A split second later, she recognized the voice, "TOUYA! I'm going to kill you! You scared the shit out of me!" she screeched.
"Ow," came Touya's voice, "What are you trying to do? Break my eardrums?"
"Just because I let you in on the secret doesn't mean you should torment your sister, Touya," came another voice.
"Yukito! Or is it Yue right now?" she asked, lowering her voice to normal speaking levels, "Whatever, could you smack my brother for me? That was cruel, Touya. You made me believe there was someone after me! Yeesh! Next time you visit, I'm going to cream you!"
"Ow! Yukito!" Touya whined. Looks like Yukito had hit Touya.
Sakura ignored this and asked, "So what's up? It's not often you call."
"We just wanted to check and see if you were alright," Yukito replied.
"I'm fine. Eli's back in town and so is Meilin…and–"
"THE CHINESE GAKI!" Touya yelled.
Sakura's voice turned cold, "Touya. I'm 18. I think I can take care of myself don't you? We're not dating. I haven't dated anyone, ever. So lay off all right? I may be your younger sister, but I can beat you black and blue any day!"
"Sister complex," Yukito said absently.
"I do not have a sister complex!" Touya argued.
"Then prove it," Sakura challenged, "Let me live my own life. Don't control me or the people around me and don't you dare call dad and try to convince him to take me with him because I already had his blessing years ago."
Yukito silently, well not so silently because Sakura could still hear him, chuckled in the background. "Fine," came Touya's gruff voice, "…Listen, there's a gala in a couple of weeks. I've got tickets, but Yukito and I have other plans. Do you want them?"
"Where is it?"
"Some place downtown called the Emperor's Palace," replied Yukito.
"Send the tickets. There's no way I'm gonna miss out on that! The Emperor's Palace is this big fancy hotel. They have this amazing ball room and gardens and everything! What are you doing anyway?" she asked curiously.
A momentary silence," Um…well…uh…you see…"
By now Sakura was giggling, "Oh…I see. Have fun at the Bahamas boys."
Touya started, "How did you–"
"I have my ways," she answered. "I'm sure you'll have a great time on the cruise," she said picking the info out of Touya's head, "How many tickets do you have?"
"Six," came the choked reply.
"Great. Lots of love! Bye!"
On the other end of the line, Touya was doing a great impression of a tomato as Yukito chuckled. "Aw, come on, it's not that bad. Your sister's not a kid anymore."
"She…she…she…" Touya stuttered pointing at the phone.
Yukito outright laughed at his embarrassment, "She's a bit girl now. Now stop that. I can think of better ways to spend our time."
Touya raised his eyebrows as the normally shy Yukito kissed him and pushed him backwards into their room…
The next day, Ying Fa got up and got ready for Monday classes. She got to school early and tracked down Li, Eli, Meilin, and Tomoyo. "Hey guys!" she called, "My b-…cousin called yesterday and said he had six tickets to the Emperor's Palace gala and he couldn't go. You guys wanna go?" 'Please let nobody have noticed that slip!' she thought desperately.
"Yeah!" shouted Tomoyo, "I've wanted to go there for ages!"
"Sure," said Li.
"OK," said Eli.
"Sounds like fun," said Meilin.
"I can make the dresses!" Tomoyo gushed, starry eyed.
Everyone sweatdropped and Sakura continued, "Uh, great. Meilin, call Ryo, see if he can come. It's in 2 weeks and–"
"2 WEEKS! Hmmm…no worries, Madison will work her magic!" she said winking.
"Uh…sure…Madison…" said Sakura, then the bell rang, "That's the first bell!"
The group separated and went to class. The only thing of note was that the teacher in the first class announced that there was a ski trip next week. "A ski trip? In June?" Meilin asked blankly.
"The weather just went really wacky on some of the smaller mountains and it snowed," Yamazaki explained, "The ski trip in December was canceled so the teachers decided to have it now."
"Very strange," said Tomoyo as Yamazaki left.
"Eli, you didn't have anything to do with this, did you?" Sakura asked suspiciously. (A/N: I will now be using her real name since our little Syaoran found out. Oh! And I'll be using Tomoyo, not Madison. Hope it's not too confusing.)
Eli scratched his head, "Well, I…might…"
"What happened?" asked Li.
"Remember when we were all at Ying Fa's house?" he asked.
Meilin nodded, "Yeah"
"And remember what I said about Ruby and Suppi?" he continued.
"Yeah," said Li, "But what does Suppi on a sugar high have to do with anything?"
Eli sighed, "They played around with one of my experiments, broke it, and …" he waved a hand at the sky.
"Let me guess, it was something to control weather," Tomoyo said.
Eli nodded, "It will wear off in two weeks…I hope."
Li shook his head and extended his magical senses, nodding, he said, "It should wear off in 2 weeks, 3 at the most. You're very lucky it won't affect the Earth's seasons or that would have been a disaster."
"I know," said Eli, "Note to self, never leave Suppi alone with Ruby."
The rest of the day progressed without incident and they all met at Tomoyo's afterward so she could take their measurements. After she finished, she frowned, "Hey, Ying Fa, they're not making people wear kimonos, are they?"
Sakura smiled, "No, as far as I know, kimonos aren't required."
Tomoyo got a gleam in her eye, "Great. Meilin, you get Ryo's measurements and give me a picture of him so I know what colors to pick."
"Colors?" Meilin repeated bewildered, "For a tux?"
"NO!" Tomoyo said exasperatedly, "For the corsage!"
Meilin blinked, "A what?"
"Just do as she says," Li whispered, "She'll go maniac on you if you don't."
Meilin gave Tomoyo a picture and left confused. Sakura giggled and Li chuckled. Madison frowned again, "Li are you going solo or with someone?"
Li sobered, "That's a good question, my lady, would you do me the honor of letting me escort you to the gala?" he asked Sakura, winking as Tomoyo's eyes widened in shock.
Eli signaled for her to calm down, after all, it was only one night. Li was still waiting for an answer.
Giggling, Sakura replied, "Why, thank you, kind sir, I would love for a friend such as yourself to escort me to the gala."
Tomoyo's anger simmered down and the two left Eli and Tomoyo alone. Once out of sight, Li raised an eyebrow in question. "What?" asked Sakura, "She was about to go ballistic on you. I think you should thank me for saving you from her wrath."
"Thank you?" Li repeated, "I wouldn't have to if she knew," he pointed out.
"Ah, but you promised," she said in a singsong voice.
"Yeah, yeah," he sighed, "I promised."
"Yes!" Sakura punched the air, "I finally won an argument against you!"
Li looked on in amusement, 'She's got no idea she's won more than an argument…' "So, Ying Fa, are you going as yourself or your former self to the graduation ceremony?"
"I have to go as myself. That was the deal my brother and Yukito managed to strike with the principal my freshmen year," she replied softly and then in a total switch of mood said, "I'm really glad we don't have to go to classes anymore. Just pass in our projects and no more high school. Finals were killing my sleep!"
Li chuckled, "You look beautiful anyway."
She blushed.
"It's funny really. You chose the same name that I mentally call you and it took me months to figure it out."
"And Tomoyo's known me for 6 years and hasn't figured it out yet. Eli will probably know by the end of next week and Meilin will find out at graduation."
"You're planning it?" Li asked in shock.
"You did only give me until the end of June."
"That was you, Ying Fa," he pointed out.
"It was, wasn't it?" she asked sheepishly.
"Don't worry, everything will be fine. Tempers will fly, but everything will be fine," Li soothed.
"Oh thanks a lot," she said sarcastically, "You're making me feel so much better."
He gave her a funny look, "I wonder. Are you still ticklish?"
Her eyes widened in surprise, "Oh no…" She took off running with Li close behind her. He caught her just as they reached her house. She was laughing hysterically.
"Say it," he ordered.
"Say…what?" she asked gasping for breath.
Li thought about it for a second, "That I am the king of tickling…and I made you feel better."
"Xiao Lang, you…are the king…of tickling…and you made me feel better," she gasped out.
He finally stopped and let her breath. "Where did you hear that name?" he asked.
"What? Xiao Lang? It just popped into my head. Means Little Wolf right?" she asked.
"Yes, it's what my family calls me…strange that you should know it," he answered.
"Stranger still is finding you two on the ground out of breath," said a voice behind them.
Li scrambled up and helped Sakura up. "Uh…Meilin…it's not what you think," he started to say.
"Then what is it?" she asked impatiently.
"Uh…well, you see…" Li stammered.
While Li was trying to come up with a plausible excuse, Sakura came up behind Meilin glowing a soft silver. She muttered a word under her breath and Meilin's eyes glazed over.
Li stopped mid-sentence, "Sakura? What did you do?"
"Blocked the past few minutes from her memory until I tell her who I am," she whispered and then in a louder voice said, "So, Meilin, Li and I were going to get some ice cream, wanna come?"
Meilin blinked. "Hmm? Oh, yeah…" she said dazedly.
When they got to the parlor, there was a huge line and the workers were running around like bees. Meilin gave a disgruntled shine. Sakura smiled, "No worries, I work here, remember? Chocolate for Li, strawberry for Meilin, and double fudge brownie for me!"
The other two looked at each other. "She likes chocolate more than you do," said Meilin.
"I didn't think that was possible," said Li.
"I'm back," said Sakura, popping up with two cones and a cup.
They blinked, thinking, 'When did she go?'
She handed the two cones to Li and Meilin and kept the cup for herself. "It's beautiful out," she commented, then froze when a shadow passed overhead.
"Something wrong, Ying Fa?" asked Meilin.
"It's nothing," she replied, unknowingly repeating Yue's exact words. A bad vide was in the air. Something was coming. It was only a matter of time.
A/N: sorry sorry sorry please don't kill me! It's just the only place I found I could stop this chapter was a cliff hanger. Sorry! Anyways onto the replies:
Iridescent Twilight – thanks for being so understanding about the last one. Well Li found out in this one and he had a rather subdued reaction. Just wait until you get to Tomoyo's. Remember, she's been picking on Ying Fa for six years…
ChinaWings – I hope you're happy with his punishment.
Sakuracharm – heh…sorry…I didn't mean to…I only realized it was a cliffhanger when you reviewed. I didn't think anybody would actually be on the edge of their seats wanting to clobber me. Sorry about the late update too.
sweetsummer114 – thank you very much for reviewing
charice – I'm very pleased you think so. Thank you for the compliments.
Dragonblade – no the dragon of the credit card is not in this story. You know that was a typo! Anyways thank you for reviewing and I'll see you on Sunday hopefully
o.ONaokoStarO.o – lol, thanks for reviewing, it gave me a good laugh.
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