Author's Notes: Here's more of this demented story for all of you who are still around after the first demented chapter. And I didn't realize that I was classified as a member of the Big Three...whatever that means.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, alright?!?
When Counterfeit Cards are Used
Henry examined some of the fake cards that Takato had purchased in Kyoto. "I have to admit...those counterfeit cards had quite an interesting effect on Guilmon. I wonder if this is only temporary."
Takato added in his thoughts. "With the real cards, the effect doesn't last that long...Rika, you okay?"
"I have just seen your dinosaur Digimon transform into a ridiculously small knight with firepower equal to that of a mega Digimon and who probably has the same speechwriter as Sailor Moon. Do you think I'm okay?!?" screeched the Digimon Queen.
"Maybe you should just be thankful that Takato slashed the fake card rather than you. I would prefer not to find out what would happen to me if you slashed a fake card, Rika." Renamon couldn't help but shudder at the thought of Rika slashing a fake card.
"Okay. Let's start from the beginning and find that shop where Takato bought those fake Digimon boosters from. Then we can go from there," concluded the Chinese tamer.
"Alright!! Road trip to Kyoto and the okonomiyaki!!!" shouted Terriermon.
(scene change)
"Wow...these are great, Jeri!" Calumon opened his mouth wide to take another bite of the treat that Jeri had brought for him.
Jeri smiled brightly. "I thought you would like them, Calumon! It's a special type of biscuit made out of..." She paused when she noticed a small purple figure slowly dragging his exhausted body towards them.
"Hey!! Ya gotta hide me!! Pineapple Head's gone nuts!!"
'Does he mean Guilmon? What happened?' thought the girl.
"You don't look so good, Impmon," remarked the white in-training Digimon.
Impmon growled. "Gee, ya think?!? A while ago, I was having some fun and scaring some humans. Then all of a sudden...WHAM!! Pineapple Head comes over and smacks me up once. And the strange thing is that Pineapple Head doesn't look like Pineapple Head!! He was about my size and looked white instead!! At first, it looked like an opportunity to show up to that guy but he had some serious firepower that hurts a helluva lot!! And the scary part was that he vowed to make me see the error of my ways and make me into some sorta outstanding goody two-shoe like youse guys!! The next thing I know, he's forcing me to do all sorts of exercise to get my body inta shape!! He won't give me any rest and whenever I get tired, he gives me a 'zap' of confidence!!"
Jeri just blinked. "I don't think I understand what you're saying, Impmon."
The small virus Digimon sighed. "Just hide me for a bit, will ya?!? It's bad enough that I gotta stoop this low but if I don't get some rest soon, I'll drop dead!!"
"That wouldn't be good," stated Calumon.
She still didn't understand what Impmon was ranting about but she decided to play along. "Just hide in my bag. It should be big enough for you to fit in." Without wasting a second, Impmon got into the bag as fast as he could when she opened it for him.
'What is he so scared about?' thought Jeri.
"Good day, Miss Jeri. How have you been doing?" She nearly jumped out of her skin when she heard the voice come out of nowhere address her directly. She turned to find the source of the voice and saw a tiny white knight.
"Um...how do you know me?"
"We've met before when you gave me that interesting flower sticker on my snout when I was Guilmon. You called me cute when my Tamer insisted that I was cool."
"...Guilmon? Oh my gosh...you're so adorable!!" Jeri scooped up the tiny knight and squeezed him like a plush toy.
SD Gallantmon squirmed slightly. "Would you please let me go?" After the girl dropped the knight, he spoke again. "I was wondering...have you seen Impmon around?"
"What do you want with him?" asked Calumon.
"He needs to be educated and brought up to speed on how civilized people act in this world." As he spoke, Calumon and Jeri saw a scary glint in his golden eyes. "And it's my duty that I set him on the straight road as an outstanding citizen!!"
"Guilmon." SD Gallantmon turned around to see Renamon standing behind him. "We'll be leaving soon for Kyoto to track down the origin of the counterfeit cards."
"Very well. Where should I meet you?"
"We'll come by your 'home' in an hour to pick you up. The others need to make some preparations first." With her message delivered, Renamon phased out again.
"A counterfeit card? Kyoto? Just what happened to you, Guilmon?" asked Jeri.
"I would love to explain everything but I have to make my own preparations and ensure that I have an adequate supply of bread for the trip. Good day, Miss Jeri." SD Gallantmon then bounded off towards his 'home'.
Jeri got up quickly and slung her bag over her shoulder. "Where are you going?" asked Calumon.
"I've got to make my own preparations to go to Kyoto! Maybe I can help Takato and the others solve this mystery or something!!" She started running, totally forgetting about a certain virus Digimon inside her bag.
"Ow!!! My eye!! I think I'm blind!!!"
(scene change)
"Deep within the walls of a secret government agency, a conspiracy was taking place. A conspiracy so unbelievable and terrible that to disclose the truth to the public could be the end of civilization as we know it..."
"Dammit, Talley!! Can't you read your fanfics more quietly?!?" hissed Riley.
"Sorry," mumbled the other technician. "Just needed a break from figuring out how to deal with all of these bio-emerging anomalies..."
"Speaking of bio-emerging...we got two more!!" This exclamation captured Yamaki's attention. "I'm putting a tracer on them!!"
"Location?" asked the blonde man.
"Extrapolation complete. They are approximately going to emerge in...Kyoto," murmured Talley.
(one last scene change for this chapter)
"So here we are in the real world!! What do you think, little bro?"
"It's loud and it stinks. Can we go home now?" This earned a chuckle from the older female Digimon.
"Not yet. I would first like an opportunity to see how fragile the human body is before we go forth with our plans for world domination!!"
"I can't believe I'm related to you..."
End Part 2!! "Watch out, Impmon!! SD Gallantmon takes a page from Kim Kaphwan's book!!"
If you're a KOF fan, you'll know what I mean but for those who don't know...
Kim is basically a justice nut who has insane Tae Kwon Do skills to back him up. He stops two criminals named Chang and Choi and has been working hard to re-educate them ever since. They try to get free but somehow it always blows up in their face. So far, this has been going on for almost ten years (and it doesn't look like that they'll be able to get away from Kim anytime soon).
Next time: The trip to Kyoto is underway and we uncover a potential danger of being a Super Deformed character!!