HELLO THERE PEOPLES WHO ARE WIERD FOR READING MY STORY WHICH I BELIVE IS HORRIBLE & THE OWLS MOCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....yes.....hello....well.... this story is...hm...TIKI!!! SUMMARIZE THE STORY!!!!!!!
Tiki: okay, okay!!! I'm not deaf ya know...& isn't that Master Knives-sama looking ta torture you?
Steve: YAY!!!!-looks around for master Knives-sama-tiki....he's not here....you. shall....PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-bashes tiki with the spork of DOOM- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh....yea....the story....The owls shall summarize it since tiki is...ano......busy...at the moment...hehe-grins all insane like-
The owls: 'Tis our pleasure master steve-sama!
Summary: okay, not too sure of the details yet but an inu/cyborg 009 xover....well kag is-gasps- betrayed by inu & runs home(how original!) & trains. Just as she's finishing her training she is captured by Black Ghost & turned into a cyborg!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA & the clowns & pink bunnies have NOTHING ta do with it steve so stop hiding!!!!!baka.......
Steve: well thats it so far!!! so, ON WITH THE PROLOGUE OF MY HUNK-A-JUNK STORY(hehe hunk-a-junk...hehe rhymes...hehe^^)
Tiki: THE DISCLAIMER YA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve:....oh....ye-TIKI!!!!!!!PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-hits Tiki with the stash of bazookas from the inter-dimensional portal used ta store weapons(a VERY large place I might add...lotsa room for bazookas...hehe^ ^)-
The owls:Disclaimer: Ahem, I would like ta formaly say that I own not inu characters & 009 characters though I could wishes I do......& no I will not steal them...& yes....THEYSHALL BELONG TO I, THEY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GET THEM WHEN THE OWLS TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!& ME & BILLY SHALL RULE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL SPLIT THE WORLD SO WE BOTH GET HALF A JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyborg 0033:
Prologue:
"K-Kagome?" Asked a startled Inuyasha
"H-how could you Inuyasha?" It was barely a whisper but it reached the silver dog ears of the inu-hanyou only fifteen feet away. At that moment something snapped within the raven haired woman....something within her heart seemed to break & ceese to work.
*****Flashback*****
It was about one A.M......the moon was glorious & seemed brighter than ever before....only one thing was missing from the little village...or maybe two........Inuyasha had been on the virge of sleep when he caught the familiar scent of death, bones, & soil. He made sure everyone else was asleep & then snuck away as quietly as possible........I guess he didn't look hard enough for, if you were to pay close attention to the young raven haired girl....you would have seen that she had a curious expresion on her face & her eyes were open the slightest bit......
Kagome heard Inuyasha get up & tried her best to look asleep, & after he was at least 15 feet away she got up & followed.
The sight that greeted Kagome was as follows:
1) Kikyo(The pile of kuso! I thyink she should rot in Tiki's home^^).
2) Innuyasha moving to embrace the piece of kuso.
3) Inuyasha & the piece of kuso staring lovingly at each other like kuso girl was still alive.
"Kikyo?.....W-why, why are you here?" Asked Inu-koro(hehe Koga-kun always calls him dog turd & thats what it means^^) cautiously.
"Why....for you of course...&....to reclaim my soul, for with it....we could truly be together....I would live once again....." said Kuso girl almost....affectionately?
"But....Kagome......." said Inu-koro
" Do you....love my reincarnation Inuyasha?....."
"N-no, of course not! It's just that....."
"Shhhhh.....it is alright, she is just my reincarnation....weak....pitiful...defenseless...plus she is a burden that you should not have to bear.....kill her for me Inuyasha? So we can be together?"
"I......I will.......for you my Kikyo....." At that last part by Inuyasha Kagome ran back to the village where Kaede & the others were & started packing her big yellow pack....when she was done & had wiped away all of her tears she turned around to the way the well was located......when she came face-to-face with Inu-koro.....
*****End of Flashback*****
"How could I do what?" now Inu-koro was confused...then it snapped...she had seen......
"I thought we were at least friends...I guess I am a bigger fool than you.........so.....Inuyasha?"
"Y-yes Kagome?"
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe I wish I could do that!!^^)" Yelled Kagome & ran as fast as she could & jumped in the well before the spell wore off.
"Goodbye....Inuyasha......" was all Kagome said before passing out on the other side of the well(from being sleepy-_-)
#The next morning#
"Kagome? That you?" asked Sota as he saw his sister asleep at the bottom of the well.
"Yeeeeessssss...." said a groggy Kagome. "Whats-it?"
" Shouldn't you get out of there? & change & stuff?"
"OH! I forgot!" & then the previous nights events came back in full blast. Kag almost started crying again...almost. She seeled all her saddness & emotions away while focusing on getting out of the well. By the time she was leaving the well house she had a perfect fake smile plastered to her face...& Sota, not ever having his sister have a need to fake a smile, thought it was real.....like her mother & grandpa did as well.
#Three months later#
Kagome had had enough time to block out all her emotions & perfect her fake cheerfulness & to train her miko abilities along with learning swordsmanship, hieghtening her senses(hearing, smelling, sight) to the hieght of a demons & how to use daggers. She decided it was finally time to face Inuyasha......& if it weren't for certian events....she would have...........
(A/N: hehe, I think that woulda been a good place ta stop....but since my internets not working & I can't upload my story, I shall continue^^)
^Kags POV(sorta?)^
It was late in November & it was getting late, I was just finishing my training when I heard a car aproaching, so I hid in one of the trees in the shrine. Just as I disappeared into the Goshinboku(God tree) a black car came rolling to a stop right in front of the shrine steps.
Two men in black suits, hats, & sunglasses(^^) came out & I nearly started growling 'Guess I picked up some bad habits' I thought with a smirk.
As the men reached the top of the stairs I asked "What is it I can help you with?" At the startled expressions on the mens faces I determinde they would be no threat to my family 'if they're not pretending......'
The man closest to my tree began to speek, "We have an offer for you........."
Then the second, "We are from Kuroi Taiyou's(Black Sun's) School for blah blah blah(A/N: all ya gots ta know is that it's a school for the best fighters in Japan.....at least in my little world...hehe^^....) & we have heard of you Miss Higurashi. We would be honored if you consider attending K.T.S(A/N: I dunno! the school baka!)"
"Well, I have just about completed my training & I am going to be leaveing soon.........so I'd say no." Was Kag's simple answer.
"Well, we won't take up any more of your time then." said the first man.
"Alrighty then^^! If you don't mind I have to pack, so......"
^_^ hehe EYEBROWS!!!!hehe that has nothing ta do with the story!
"Very well." They both said & bowed & left.
^_^' hehe EYEBROWS!!!!hehe that has nothing ta do with the story!hehe.......
well....thats it for now....I know it's like all the others....but thats all I could think of to start it out!!! I am not an author....but I have way too many ideas in my empty little head!!!!^^hehe well I hope you enjoy my following chapters....I am a really interesting-
The owls'O,O':*cough*insane*cough*
WHO DER?!?!?!?!?!......okay as I was saying an interesting *looks around suspiciously* person.......& I have some.....hmm.....interesting ideas...inspired by billy....hmmmmmm....check out her stories, her pen name is Fizzi & she's got some really good stories(YA HEAR THAT BILLY?!?! I TOLD UM BOUGHT YA!!!!!!!!hehe, sorry^^) & yes she I named her billy & I am steve....I like that name^^.....well.......yes...vote for pairings since it is an inu/cyborg 009 xover^^.....hm.....lemme see.......the pairings (& any of ya wanna suggest anything to come &/or pairings email me at koga711@netscape.net or IM me at koga711 or in the reviews...though I don't expect any........):
009/kag....18 years old...hm...just right I'd say
002/kag....18 years old too...I'd say they're pretty good.........
004/kag....30 years old....ano....right.......
005/kag....ano....yes......he's 25......your choice......
006/kag...ano......no way! he's 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
007/kag...well....he's funny.....The owls: but he's BALD!!! oo7: HEY!! Bald people have feelings too!!!!...plus...he's 45!!EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
008/kag....he's 22...I'd say, better than the above(not 009 or 002 though.........)
Fluffy-sama/kag^^....he's just too....fluffy to refuse ta put here!!!!
Miroku/Sango
Miroku/003...hehe....right.....like he's got a chance with her....HENTAI!!!!!!-starts beating the kuso outta hentai-sama- goway!!!!!
hmm....I don't want inu/kag.....I have started to see what a baka inu-koro really is....
^^well I'm writing as a hobby now, & for all you people who flame people & WILL at some point flame me....just know that I enjoy flames!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it's winter where I live & I can get all the flames ya can write!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!also, I just discovered something! If you know linkin parks song 'In the end' I believe it was compare it to Kagome's life....it's almost scary how much the song matches her.....
The authors of this awful story & Sano followers,
steve Tiki & The owls*
Tiki: okay, okay!!! I'm not deaf ya know...& isn't that Master Knives-sama looking ta torture you?
Steve: YAY!!!!-looks around for master Knives-sama-tiki....he's not here....you. shall....PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-bashes tiki with the spork of DOOM- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh....yea....the story....The owls shall summarize it since tiki is...ano......busy...at the moment...hehe-grins all insane like-
The owls: 'Tis our pleasure master steve-sama!
Summary: okay, not too sure of the details yet but an inu/cyborg 009 xover....well kag is-gasps- betrayed by inu & runs home(how original!) & trains. Just as she's finishing her training she is captured by Black Ghost & turned into a cyborg!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA & the clowns & pink bunnies have NOTHING ta do with it steve so stop hiding!!!!!baka.......
Steve: well thats it so far!!! so, ON WITH THE PROLOGUE OF MY HUNK-A-JUNK STORY(hehe hunk-a-junk...hehe rhymes...hehe^^)
Tiki: THE DISCLAIMER YA BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve:....oh....ye-TIKI!!!!!!!PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-hits Tiki with the stash of bazookas from the inter-dimensional portal used ta store weapons(a VERY large place I might add...lotsa room for bazookas...hehe^ ^)-
The owls:Disclaimer: Ahem, I would like ta formaly say that I own not inu characters & 009 characters though I could wishes I do......& no I will not steal them...& yes....THEYSHALL BELONG TO I, THEY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GET THEM WHEN THE OWLS TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!& ME & BILLY SHALL RULE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL SPLIT THE WORLD SO WE BOTH GET HALF A JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyborg 0033:
Prologue:
"K-Kagome?" Asked a startled Inuyasha
"H-how could you Inuyasha?" It was barely a whisper but it reached the silver dog ears of the inu-hanyou only fifteen feet away. At that moment something snapped within the raven haired woman....something within her heart seemed to break & ceese to work.
*****Flashback*****
It was about one A.M......the moon was glorious & seemed brighter than ever before....only one thing was missing from the little village...or maybe two........Inuyasha had been on the virge of sleep when he caught the familiar scent of death, bones, & soil. He made sure everyone else was asleep & then snuck away as quietly as possible........I guess he didn't look hard enough for, if you were to pay close attention to the young raven haired girl....you would have seen that she had a curious expresion on her face & her eyes were open the slightest bit......
Kagome heard Inuyasha get up & tried her best to look asleep, & after he was at least 15 feet away she got up & followed.
The sight that greeted Kagome was as follows:
1) Kikyo(The pile of kuso! I thyink she should rot in Tiki's home^^).
2) Innuyasha moving to embrace the piece of kuso.
3) Inuyasha & the piece of kuso staring lovingly at each other like kuso girl was still alive.
"Kikyo?.....W-why, why are you here?" Asked Inu-koro(hehe Koga-kun always calls him dog turd & thats what it means^^) cautiously.
"Why....for you of course...&....to reclaim my soul, for with it....we could truly be together....I would live once again....." said Kuso girl almost....affectionately?
"But....Kagome......." said Inu-koro
" Do you....love my reincarnation Inuyasha?....."
"N-no, of course not! It's just that....."
"Shhhhh.....it is alright, she is just my reincarnation....weak....pitiful...defenseless...plus she is a burden that you should not have to bear.....kill her for me Inuyasha? So we can be together?"
"I......I will.......for you my Kikyo....." At that last part by Inuyasha Kagome ran back to the village where Kaede & the others were & started packing her big yellow pack....when she was done & had wiped away all of her tears she turned around to the way the well was located......when she came face-to-face with Inu-koro.....
*****End of Flashback*****
"How could I do what?" now Inu-koro was confused...then it snapped...she had seen......
"I thought we were at least friends...I guess I am a bigger fool than you.........so.....Inuyasha?"
"Y-yes Kagome?"
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe I wish I could do that!!^^)" Yelled Kagome & ran as fast as she could & jumped in the well before the spell wore off.
"Goodbye....Inuyasha......" was all Kagome said before passing out on the other side of the well(from being sleepy-_-)
#The next morning#
"Kagome? That you?" asked Sota as he saw his sister asleep at the bottom of the well.
"Yeeeeessssss...." said a groggy Kagome. "Whats-it?"
" Shouldn't you get out of there? & change & stuff?"
"OH! I forgot!" & then the previous nights events came back in full blast. Kag almost started crying again...almost. She seeled all her saddness & emotions away while focusing on getting out of the well. By the time she was leaving the well house she had a perfect fake smile plastered to her face...& Sota, not ever having his sister have a need to fake a smile, thought it was real.....like her mother & grandpa did as well.
#Three months later#
Kagome had had enough time to block out all her emotions & perfect her fake cheerfulness & to train her miko abilities along with learning swordsmanship, hieghtening her senses(hearing, smelling, sight) to the hieght of a demons & how to use daggers. She decided it was finally time to face Inuyasha......& if it weren't for certian events....she would have...........
(A/N: hehe, I think that woulda been a good place ta stop....but since my internets not working & I can't upload my story, I shall continue^^)
^Kags POV(sorta?)^
It was late in November & it was getting late, I was just finishing my training when I heard a car aproaching, so I hid in one of the trees in the shrine. Just as I disappeared into the Goshinboku(God tree) a black car came rolling to a stop right in front of the shrine steps.
Two men in black suits, hats, & sunglasses(^^) came out & I nearly started growling 'Guess I picked up some bad habits' I thought with a smirk.
As the men reached the top of the stairs I asked "What is it I can help you with?" At the startled expressions on the mens faces I determinde they would be no threat to my family 'if they're not pretending......'
The man closest to my tree began to speek, "We have an offer for you........."
Then the second, "We are from Kuroi Taiyou's(Black Sun's) School for blah blah blah(A/N: all ya gots ta know is that it's a school for the best fighters in Japan.....at least in my little world...hehe^^....) & we have heard of you Miss Higurashi. We would be honored if you consider attending K.T.S(A/N: I dunno! the school baka!)"
"Well, I have just about completed my training & I am going to be leaveing soon.........so I'd say no." Was Kag's simple answer.
"Well, we won't take up any more of your time then." said the first man.
"Alrighty then^^! If you don't mind I have to pack, so......"
^_^ hehe EYEBROWS!!!!hehe that has nothing ta do with the story!
"Very well." They both said & bowed & left.
^_^' hehe EYEBROWS!!!!hehe that has nothing ta do with the story!hehe.......
well....thats it for now....I know it's like all the others....but thats all I could think of to start it out!!! I am not an author....but I have way too many ideas in my empty little head!!!!^^hehe well I hope you enjoy my following chapters....I am a really interesting-
The owls'O,O':*cough*insane*cough*
WHO DER?!?!?!?!?!......okay as I was saying an interesting *looks around suspiciously* person.......& I have some.....hmm.....interesting ideas...inspired by billy....hmmmmmm....check out her stories, her pen name is Fizzi & she's got some really good stories(YA HEAR THAT BILLY?!?! I TOLD UM BOUGHT YA!!!!!!!!hehe, sorry^^) & yes she I named her billy & I am steve....I like that name^^.....well.......yes...vote for pairings since it is an inu/cyborg 009 xover^^.....hm.....lemme see.......the pairings (& any of ya wanna suggest anything to come &/or pairings email me at koga711@netscape.net or IM me at koga711 or in the reviews...though I don't expect any........):
009/kag....18 years old...hm...just right I'd say
002/kag....18 years old too...I'd say they're pretty good.........
004/kag....30 years old....ano....right.......
005/kag....ano....yes......he's 25......your choice......
006/kag...ano......no way! he's 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
007/kag...well....he's funny.....The owls: but he's BALD!!! oo7: HEY!! Bald people have feelings too!!!!...plus...he's 45!!EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
008/kag....he's 22...I'd say, better than the above(not 009 or 002 though.........)
Fluffy-sama/kag^^....he's just too....fluffy to refuse ta put here!!!!
Miroku/Sango
Miroku/003...hehe....right.....like he's got a chance with her....HENTAI!!!!!!-starts beating the kuso outta hentai-sama- goway!!!!!
hmm....I don't want inu/kag.....I have started to see what a baka inu-koro really is....
^^well I'm writing as a hobby now, & for all you people who flame people & WILL at some point flame me....just know that I enjoy flames!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! it's winter where I live & I can get all the flames ya can write!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!also, I just discovered something! If you know linkin parks song 'In the end' I believe it was compare it to Kagome's life....it's almost scary how much the song matches her.....
The authors of this awful story & Sano followers,
steve Tiki & The owls*
