Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection

The Mirror Of Erased It

It was almost Christmas, and everyone was getting ready. Some students were leaving Hogwarts for the holidays while others were staying.

Hermione had packed up all of her things and was ready to go home for the holidays. She found Harry and Ron in the Great Hall playing Wizards' Chess.

"You guys are staying then?" she asked.

"Yep," Ron said.

"I've been trying to make some of my own spells, and some of them turned out very well."

Hermione took out a clear jug full of water and her wand.

"For example, I've learned how to turn water to wine."

Harry and Ron gasped.

"What?"

"Hermione," Ron said surprised. "Are you comparing yourself to Jesus Christ!"

"No," she said. "I just know how to turn water to wine."

Suddenly, Jesus appeared among them.

"So," he said, "you're comparing yourself to my authorities, are you?"

"No, I just-"

"Shut up! Feel my mighty wrath!"

He put his hands together in prayer. After he prayed, he disappeared.

"What was that all about?" Harry asked.

"I don't know," Hermione said, "but I do feel a little weird. It's probably nothing. Well, I'm see you guys later."

"Bye," the boys said as she walked away.

The next day, it was Christmas. Harry, Dave, and Ron had gone downstairs to open their presents.

Ron opened his first; his first present was from Hermione: it was a book called Chicken Soup for the Mentally Challenge.

"Who wants to read about dumb kids eating soup?" Ron said.

(A/N: I did a Pac-Man cartoon and this joke was in it.)

He threw it into the fireplace. Far away, Hermione was skiing with her parents. The moment that Ron threw the book into the fire, she felt a great pain in her chest and lost her balance, causing her to roll all the way down the mountain.

After Ron was done, Dave opened his; he got one gallon and a toothpick.

"IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK!"

Harry opened his, and he got an Invisibility Cloak.

"Wow!" Ron exclaimed. "Who gave you that?"

"I don't know," Harry said. "The note just says 'Use it well'."

Dave was the first to notice the price tag. It read "I Couldn't Afford It, So I Stole It. Return This To: Albus Dumbledore."

Dave didn't say anything about it to Harry because he didn't want him to acknowledge that his dad was a good-for-nothing thief.

Harry tested on the Invisibility Cloak, which he named Palm because Invisibility Cloak is a mouth full to say, to go to the Restricted section of the library to search for Nicholas Nerd. He went in and browsed the shelves for something on Nerd.

As he scanned, his eyes caught a title that said "Girls!" His curiosity, and pervertity, got the best of him, and he took out the book and opened it.

"Hey," a picture inside said. "Stop peeking in here!"

It had spoken so loudly that anyone inside could hear it.

"Who's in here?"

It was Filch!

Harry ran as fast as he could to get away.

"Who's been looking at my porn…I mean, my brother's porn that he 'trusted' me to 'keep an eye, or two, on'."

Harry ran into a hall and ran into Mrs. Norris. He was so frightened that he kicked her like a football out of a window.

Now he was really in trouble! He ran out of the hall into a room with a mirror in it. He looked at it and there were his parents. They looked so happy to see him.

Harry felt his imaginary mom's hand on his shoulder.

"Harry," his dad said. "Did I ever tell you what happened to your brother?"

"I have a brother?" Harry asked.

"Yes. Dave is your brother."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Harry, shut up!"

Harry turned around to see Professor Dumbledore staring at him strangely.

"What are you doing down here?"

"Nothing."

"It looks to me like you just found out the magic of the Mirror of Zapped!"

"What?"

"This mirror's power to show us our worst nightmares. Obviously, Dave being your brother is a bad thing."

"Well, he says he's my brother."

"He's speaking in black terms."

"Oh."

"Well, you better go off to bed, because in the morning we're going to move the mirror into an easily discoverable area that is so stupid that you can't find it."

"That's stupid."

"Nothing is suppose to make sense in this story."

"You're right. Wait. What were you doing down here?"

Dumbledore was silent for a long time.

"Also nothing."

"Fair enough."

They both went away off to bed.

Sorry for the long wait and bad chapter. I haven't been able to get to this for a while. I'm trying to get it back in shape as soon as possible.