What A Nice Girl
"K-Kaidoh Sempai, t-that boy fell into the river!" "Hiss…if we run fast enough, we can avoid the police."
It's Tuesday and Kaidoh has to baby-sit little Sakuno."
Chapter Two: KaiSaku
"Kaidoh senpai! You're early!"
Kaidoh didn't reply and waited for the shy girl to grab her pink coat.
It was December, and times were getting much, much colder. Snow was beginning to drift down, layering Japan in a blanket of frost. Children were running around in the snow with their bright, horrid colored snow wear.
"I'm ready!" Sakuno yelled, she came out in her light pink snow jacket, a plaided skit, and stockings with boots.
Kaidoh nodded having a brown jacket on with a green scarf. He blew into his hands before escorting Sakuno out of her resident.
"U-Uhm, Kaidoh senpai? Where should we go, today?" Sakuno asked meekly.
Kaidoh sighed. This was what? The third Tuesday he wasted this month? If he knew it would be this much time to waste he would've have declined the offer the first time.
"Wherever you want…" Kaidoh hissed.
Sakuno nodded and gasped in delight, pointing to a takoyaki stand.
"Can we get a box, please Kaidoh senpai?" Sakuno asked.
Kaidoh stared at the stand. It was chilly, and it would be good to get something warm to eat.
"Hiisss…" Kaidoh said and nodded.
Sakuno smiled and they both made their way to the stand.
"One box, please." Sakuno said.
The vender smiled and placed a steamy box on the counter.
Sakuno smiled and reached into pockets, but looked in dismay as she pulled out air.
"Uhm, just hang on." Sakuno said.
Sakuno stripped off her jacket and shook it, revealing another jacket. Sakuno then took off the inner jacket and shook it too, looking for money. Sakuno then had on a vest, taking that off and shaking it, she still found nothing. After that-
"Hiss…how many layers are you wearing?" Kaidoh questioned.
Sakuno just looked at Kaidoh and gave a nervous laugh.
"Well…it was cold…"
Kaidoh sighed and took out his wallet.
"I'll pay."
Sakuno slightly blushed and started to put on her jackets.
"Thank you, Kaidoh senpai."
Kaidoh just hissed in reply and gave her the box.
Sakuno grinned and took the box, then; she glanced at Kaidoh who was eyes at her.
Holding out the open box with the steamy treats out to Kaidoh, Sakuno began nudging for the regular to take one.
"You did pay for it after all," Sakuno offered. She nudged the box again.
Kaidoh then half sneered and began to inch his hand towards the box when…
"BAM!"
Sakuno gaped as a kid on roller blades snatched the box of takoyaki away, also, he managed to push Sakuno down to the floor with a thud.
"Hey!" Kaidoh yelled and he helped Sakuno up.
Sakuno winced and landed back on her butt.
"It's hurts…" Sakuno muttered to herself.
Kaidoh growled and turned towards the kid.
The kid just snickered and began to grow smaller and smaller as he went farther away.
"N-No matter! We'll just get another box…ne?" Sakuno quieted down as she and the vender watched a dark aura grow around Kaidoh.
"Is he always like this?" The vender asked.
"I-I'm not quite sure-"
Sakuno then screamed as Kaidoh yelled out a battle cry and began to chase after the boy on the roller blades.
Sakuno and the vender stared after Kaidoh in shock.
"The boy sure loves Takoyaki, doesn't he?" The vender noted.
Sakuno just nodded slowly before jogging after Kaidoh.
MEANWHILE…
"That was a good meal, wasn't it, Echizen?" Momoshiro asked, patting his stomach as he and Ryoma walked out of the fast foods restaurant.
"Ah," Ryoma agreed.
"Hm? What's that?" Momoshiro asked and both he and Ryoma stared at a figure, running past them.
It was a boy.
"DUDE! HOW MUCH STAMINA DO YOU HAVE?" The boy screamed as he zipped past Ryoma and Momoshiro.
"HISSSS…YOU WIMP, GET BACK HERE…" Kaidoh remarked as he sprinted.
Ryoma and Momoshiro watched in slight aw as the two ran towards the horizon.
"K-Kaidoh se…senpai…" Sakuno jogged, she stopped and began to rest on her knees.
"…Ryuzaki?" Ryoma acknowledged.
Sakuno's head jerked up and she began to blush.
"Ry-Ryoma kun! What are you doing here?"
Ryoma stared.
"I could ask you the same thing."
"Oh! Well, you see, Kaidoh senpai and I-"
"DEAR GOD! SOMEONE HELP!"
Sakuno gasped the boy's cry for help and began to jog away.
"Sorry, Ryoma kun! I have to go!"
Ryoma and Momoshiro only looked in confusion.
Momoshiro smirked at Ryoma's glance at Sakuno.
"You think her and snake boy have a thing?"
Ryoma only scoffed and began to walk in the opposite direction.
"No way."
AND THEN…
"How's this for wimp?" Kaidoh hissed as she began to corner the boy.
The boy edged away and gasped as he was on the edge of a river.
"Look man, I don't want any trouble. Look! Here's your takoyaki back!" The boy reasoned and he placed the box on the ground.
Kaidoh looked at the open box and glared the boy.
"Hiss…there's only one left…and who says this has anything to do with that!"
"Ah! Well…" The boy began, but he was silence as Kaidoh began to step forward.
"KAIDOH SENPAI!"
The two looked up as Sakuno crashed into Kaidoh, who jearked forward because of the momentum…
Which knocked the boy into the river.
The really cold river.
The absolutely freezing river.
Sakuno and Kaidoh stared in shock as the boy began to dog paddle to the other side. He threw half his body on shore and gasped for air.
The turned and glared at the two.
"…K-Kaidoh senpai, t-that boy fell into the river!" Sakuno yelled, her eyes wide open and she hung on to Kaidoh.
Kaidoh the yanked the box from the ground and began to back away.
"Hiss…if we run fast enough, we can avoid the police."
And with that, the two then ran away from the crime scene.
After running away a few blocks or more, Kaidoh rested himself on the bench. Sakuno huffed and sat next to him.
Taking in a few gasps, Sakuno then realized she probably sprinted a mile or two without break.
Sakuno heard a hiss and opened her eyes to see a box of Takoyaki in front of her.
"Hiss…there's only one left- that roller blade brat ate the rest." Kaidoh explained.
Sakuno stared at the roll and then back at Kaidoh.
"You can have it, Kaidoh senpai. You did chase down the boy, after all."
"Hiss…are you going against an upperclassmen's order?"
"N-No!" Sakuno protested and she grabbed the last ball.
Kaidoh leaned back in pure exhaustion.
"Uhm…Kaidoh senapi?"
Kaidoh looked at Sakuno, who was staring into the Takoyaki.
"Thank you." Sakuno muttered.
Kaidoh just leaned back his head and stared up into the sky.
"Hiss…"
Sakuno just smiled and began to eat.
"…it's cold."
Chapter Three end.
Phew! How was that! I know chapter two wasn't really funny, so I tried to add SOME humor in this one.
Did anyone spot the nonexistence RyoSaku? Heh.
So anywho, up next is…
EijiSaku/OishiSaku!