Title: Bwaby bwaby!
Title chapter: Weird, just plain weird!
Warning: Destroying, uhm... what more... ((Thinks)) whatever if yuo find more it's set here ... ... ... ... okay?
Disclaimer: Don't own Shaman King never will or else the world will come to an end and I don't think I want the Earth to come to an end.. Shhh I am a Demon for real! I came here to spy on the world and watch everything what happened. But I got addicted to so I decided to stop spying and let the Earth live, but shhhhhhhht no-one may know!
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Hao walked over to his bicycle muttering inaudibly. 'Stupid Wenny.. Wicking mwy icecweam!' he snapped and jumped on his bicycle cycling away. 'I woveee cycwing!' he said happy and cycled faster. ... till there was a big crash... and he stood up angry... and killed the foolish mortal who had hurted him... okay.
'PATHETIC MOWTAL! EVEWYONE SHALL PAY!' he screamed and summoned Spirit of Fire. 'KIWWING SPWEE!' he yelled running away laughing like a maniac with Spirit of Fire behind him destroying things.
'Oh wook Anna! Hawo is destwoying the town! We should stop him!' Yoh yelled and made a dramastic pose. 'That's gweat hun.' Anna said and kissed Yoh again. Yoh sweatdropped. 'Anna-sama, I said, Hawo is destwoying the town!' he said some harder.
'Uhuh, what do you fwink we can do? Wait till youw thiwteen and then you have to battle him and become the wightfull Shaman King and me youw wightfull Queen, and you will meet Wyu and many mwore until then you are a sissy cause you have no spiwit!' she said glaring at him.
'T.T Wespect mwy feewings Anna-sama...' he whimpered. 'Sowwy Yoh-san!' she said and hugged him lightly continueing to kiss him. (o.O;; there only four and i'm making them kiss eachother.. Baaad me:D)
Horo gaped at Hao who was laughing hysterical and then gaped at Yoh who was getting delved under by kisses of Anna. 'I will stop the Eviw wicked man!' Horo then shouted out making a stupid pose and laughing like a maniac.
Hao stopped laughing and stared at Horo. 'Dude.. What's youw pwob?' he said ticked off. Anna stopped kissing Yoh and watched Horo. 'Awe you getting inswane?' she asked. 'Would've been twime!' she said cheery and kissed Yoh again.
'Swut...' Horo muttered and looked at Yoh who was mouthing 'help me!'. 'Dude what awe you saying?' Horo asked and frowned looking at Yoh's mouth thinking of what Yoh would be saying.
Hao sweatdropped. 'Even I know what he's sawying pathetic mowtal! He's moufing HELP ME!' Hao screamed in Horo's ear. '... dude... that's huwts!' Horo said going teary eyed and finally ran away sobbing.
They all gaped at him. 'Owkay... BACK TO DESTWOYING THIS PATHETIC TOWN! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' Hao laughed and ordered Spirit of Fire to destroy the town again.
'Hah without youw Spirit of Fiwe youw nofing Hawo!' Yoh said snickering. Hao stopped midway and glanced at Yoh. 'That's not twue! Take that back!' he said teary eyed. 'Hawo can't win without help of othews! Hawo can't win without help of othews!' Yoh repeated cheery.
'WAAAAH MY BWOTHEW IS BEING A TOTAW ASSHOWE!' Hao cried out and ran away sobbing. Yoh laughed full of triumph. 'I saved the wowld!' he said cheery. 'That's gweat hun.' Anna said kissing him again.
Ren gaped at them. 'How come I got stuck with these mowons?' he muttered and frowned. 'Stupid fwiends, bwah, fwiends.' he said and shrugged walking off. Pirika appeared in the tree laughing. 'Miauw! I am Catwoman!' she said and hissed like a cat.
'... PIWIKA GET OUTTA THAT TWEE!' Ren screeched. 'MIAUW!' Pirika said and jumped out of the tree. 'I AM CATWOMAN!' she said giggling. 'Now youw... Cwashwoman...' Ren muttered when Pirika hit the ground.
Some random ambulance guys arrived at them and brought Pirika to the hospital. 'Foowish giwl... thinking she's Catwoman... now she's Cwashwoman... and I... I am... I AM THE GWEAT BATMAN! NANANANANANANA!'
Jeanne looked at Ren frowning. 'What awe you wooking at dwug addicted giwl! YEAH THAT'S WHY YOUW EYES AWE WED!' Ren said laughing wickedly. '... hewwooo? Wenny, awe you outta youw mind ow something?' Jeanne cried out.
'Admit it! DWUG ADDICT!' Ren screamed out and poited a finger at Jeanne. (Don't want to offend the ones that like Jeanne-sama, I have nothing against her too okay?) Jeanne blinked a few times and finally burst out in sobs.
'Owkay! I admit! I am sowwy fow my sins God!' she said and put her hands together praying. 'Hah I knew it! The gweat Batman cannot be foowled! MWUAHAHAHAHA! NANANANANANANANA!' Ren shouted and ran off.
Bakura blinked and looked at all the chaos around him and Ryou. 'Yo, Ryou...?' he asked. 'Yes Kuwa?' Ryou answered. 'Everytime that I try to get back home I end with these fools...' Bakura said sighing deeply and looking at the ground.
'Dwon't wowwy! We will find a way bwack home!' Ryou said and patted Bakura's hand. 'Okay!' Bakura said and started to laugh wicked dissapearing again together with Ryou.
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Me: I don't update this story quick am I? Heheh sowwy! Pwease dwon't fwame me ((Goes teary eyed))
Kurayami: Baka hikari...
Darius: Let's just end this okay?
Me: okay! R&R please! And i'll see if I can update soon, byebye! ((Waves and runs off))
Darius: Quick one, anyway ciao! ((flies off))
Kurayami: I know Takai-san! Stupid humans, they won't take you from me I won't allow it, my precious. ... Yes I love you my precious, we shall gets them stupid hobbitsen. ... ((Everyone sweatdrops))