Title: Bwaby bwaby
Title chapter: Hao and sugar don't mix!
Warning: Sugar high ((Giggles)) Find the rest out yourselfs!
Disclaimer: Don't own never will if I did own I would own it but since I don't own it I can't own it because I don't own it and because I don't own it I just don't own it get it? nahhh I already thought so, Yo I don't own Shaman King.
Kari2500: Seems like a good idea, but the title is bwabybwaby so I can't just put Hao with them grown up because then they story is not the title anymore, don't worry! I'll think of something! Maybe if I finish one of my other stories I can make another one with Hao and Bakura, good plan ne?
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Hao sobbed some more and rocked from one side to another. 'Me don't need otews... Yoh is bweing mwean!' he sobbed and glared at everyone who looked at him. 'WOOK AWAY PATHETIC MOWTALS!' he screeched and everyone quickly walked further.
'Now I wondew whewe Hawo is...' Yoh muttered and pushed Anna away. 'Pweeze Anna-sama! I wanna bweath!' he said and skipped off determinated to find his insane brother before he would do foolish things again like taking over the candyshop and getting sugar high.
Yoh sighed. He had been the victim then. Why the Hell is he trying to find Hao now then o.O;;;. Ahem anyway so Yoh walked off searching for Hao.
'I... I... I feew wike... I feew wike conquwing tha candyshop!' Hao screamed out and jumped up laughing insanely. Everyone stared at him blinking. 'Stop stawing IDIOTS!' Hao screeched and ran off to the candyshop.
Yoh skipped over to Bakura and Ryou (Yep there still in it!) and asked Bakura if he saw his brother. '.. your brother has long brown hair?' Bakura asked. 'Yes!' Yoh said happy. 'Gloves with stars on them?' he asked. 'Yes!' Yoh said again. '... strange pants and a robe and you could see his chest?' Bakura asked.
'Yes twat's him! have you seen him?' Yoh asked smiling. 'Nope.' Bakura said evil and walked off with Ryou. 'Bwut Bakuwa... we did saw him!' Ryou whined. 'Well pretend you didn't then.' Bakura said smirking. 'Oh... owkay 'Kuwa.' Ryou said and skipped further with Bakura.
'Twat's stwange... Oh well bettew be wooking futhew!' Yoh said and skipped further thinking of where his brother could be. 'He wouldn't have gwotten to the cwandyshop would he?' Yoh said fearing for his own life.
'Mwwuahahahahahahah!' Hao laughed and ate some more candies. 'I wove these cwandy's!' he said and giggled eating more candies. Everyone who had gotten in his way. Erhm died a very ahem firey death.
Bakura just walked into the candyshop and stared at all the bodies with firewounds. 'Oh.' was all he said while he saw a giggling like a maniac Hao eating candy. 'Cwandy!' Ryou said overjoyed and started eating some candy too.
'... I don't think that is wise but whatever am only ten here Ra damn... I want to go back to my own age. SIXTEEN I TELL YOU SIXTEEN!' Bakura screamed. Both Ryou and Hao looked at him strange.
'... What?' Bakura finally asked irritated. 'Nofing, you awe a funny wittle guy.' Hao said giggling and ate more candy. 'Awe you owkay 'Kuwa?' Ryou asked worried. 'Yeah sure.. i'm okay...' Bakura said scratching his cheek. 'Did everyone had to die?' he asked Hao.
'They wewe in mwy way!' Hao said giggling and fired a fireball towards a customer who just got in. 'Mwuahahahahhahahahahah I Am Pewfect!' he said laughing like a maniac. Bakura cocked an eyebrow and finally sat down shrugging.
'Ow I wove these candies.' Ryou said and grabbed a white coloured candy, the same Hao wanted to grab. 'It's mwine...' Hao murmured looking at Ryou. 'Bwut I weally wan't it, can I have it?' Ryou said polite.
'... well... hmm... owkay...' Hao said and gave Ryou the candy. Bakura stared at Ryou and then at Hao. 'Gag me.' he finally said and grabbed Ryou walking out of the store. 'Bwyebwye!' Hao said bursting out into giggles again.
'Ra... I am getting sick of this place. A crazy fireboy.' Bakura said shaking his head. 'Cute on though. well Ryou let's see if we can get home this time.' he said and Ryou looked up at Bakura and giggled. 'Suwe Kuwa!' he said giggling.
'Oh Ra... now he is sugar high too... Thank you fire boy...' Bakura said shaking his head and at that they both dissapeared into thin air.
At the same time they had dissapeared Yoh had skipped in the store. 'HAWO-SAMA!' he screeched. 'YOU KIWWED THEM!' he added. Hao looked at Yoh and giggled insanely. 'I KIWWED THEM YOH GOOD OFF ME NE?' he said and jumped up.
Yoh edged away slowly. 'Hawo... I dwon't wike that wook...' he said softly. 'What wook?' Hao said innocent and grabbed Yoh's arm dragging Yoh with him. 'TWIME FOW SOME NEW STUFF!' he screamed happy.
'Nwooooooooo Hawo! pweeze I am sowwy!' Yoh whimpered while Hao dragged him into another store... not just a store... a store with girls clothes! 'Cwossovew!' Hao giggled and tied Yoh on a chair rushing from one side to another dropping clothes with Yoh.
Some customers looked at it frowning and Hao stopped glaring at them. 'If you vawue youw wife, GET AWAY AND NEVEW WETUWN!' he screamed and they all looked at him wide eyed and ran off.
Hao giggled and continued what he was doing again. 'Pweeze Hawo! I am innocent! pweeze...' Yoh whimpered and tried to get free. 'You towd mwe I couwdn't handew fings on mwy own! You wiw see youw wong!' Hao said wicked.
Yoh struggled more and tried to get away from Hao's hands. 'Two wate!' Hao giggled and undressed Yoh. 'Wet's see... hmm yeah!' he said and grabbed a skirt putting it round Yoh's waist. 'Twat's one.' he said and thought some more.
'Hawo Hawo stwop pweeze!' Yoh said going teary eyed. 'No.' Hao said simple and grabbed a shirt with cute little white bunnies on it and put it on Yoh. 'Awww how cwute!' Hao said giggling and ran off again.
'Whewe is he gwoing now?' Yoh whimpered and looked at the skirt and shirt. 'Hawo... I hate you.' he muttered. Hao ran back with make up in his arms. Yoh gaped at him. 'You wouldn't...' he whimpered.
'I would! Oh wait fiwst youw shoes! we need mowe female shoes.' Hao said and ran off again putting the make up down. 'Someone anyone safe mwe!' Yoh screamed. 'NANANANANANANANANA! BATMAN!' there came a voice.
Yoh blinked and looked at Ren who jumped through a window dressed as batman. '... ... ... ...' it remained silent. 'Don't worry dear! Batman is here!' Ren said and made a heroic pose. 'Uhm... twat's gweat Wenny...' Yoh said sweatdropping.
Hao ran back with cute little shoes that he often saw Anna wear. 'Wook Yoh!' he said and all of a sudden noticed Ren in a Batman suit and a sadistic grin curled round his lips. 'Wenny...' he said and giggled.
'I am Batman!' Ren cried out. 'Owh yeah?' Hao said and giggled some more whispering something in Ren's ear. 'No... it cannot be!' Ren whimpered and ran off crying. Yoh blinked. 'What the Heww dwid you say?' he asked Hao.
'Mwe? Nofing...i'm innocent.' Hao said and burst out into laughters. 'Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...' Yoh muttered and blinked again remembering in what position he was. 'Hawo pweeze! Pweeze welease mwe!' he whimpered.
'Nwo.' Hao said and put the little shoes on. 'I am gonna mwake you suffew MWUAHAHAHAHAH!' he laughed and grabbed the lipstick. Yoh shrieked. 'HAWO DWON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE!'
Anna sighed and looked at the grass. 'I wondew whewe Yoh-san is now..' she said and pouted. 'Stwupid bwoy wunning off when I wasn't finished.' she muttered and started to torture the grass by ripping it out of the Earth.
Horo skipped by totally forgetting what happened between him and Hao. Aaah the minds of the little kids. 'Hewwo Anna! what is wong?' he asked and Anna looked at him. 'What is wong? piss off twat is wong.' she hissed.
Horo pouted and stuck out his tongue skipping further. 'Stwupid Anna.' he said with a smirk and saw Pirika, fully healed don't tell me how, running towards him in Catwomans suit. 'I am Catwoman!' she said and hissed like a cat. 'Stwop cwime is mwy duty!' she said solemnly and ran off again.
'...' Horo remained silent and finally shrugged it off. 'Nofings wong Howo... youw sistew onwy gwot insane. MWUAHAHAHAHAH!' he said laughing. all of a sudden Ren rushed past him so quick Horo landed on the ground with a thud. 'Ow..' he muttered and glared at Ren till he was gone. 'Stwange days..'
Jeanne sobbed and stood up finished with praying. 'I hope you wiww fowgive mwy sins Gwod.' she said soft and bowed one more time before finally skipping off happy, like I said the minds of childs are wonderfull they shrug everything off easily. Wait I hadn't said that oh well.
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Me: That's the next chap, I hope everyone will enjoy it, I tried to make it a bit longer then the last two. R&R please!
Kurayami: Or else no new chap! ((Sticks out tongue))
Me: ((Hits Kurayami's head)) Don't be so rude!
Kurayami: ((Pouts)) R&R please...
Darius: While we'll be off Ciao! ((Flies off))