Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection
This Never Happened
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Dave walked over to Hagrid's house the next day. Hagrid was there, playing his flute.
"Hagrid," Harry asked, "did you happen to get a look the guy who gave you that dragon egg?"
"Not really," Hagrid said. "He looked kind of like Michael Jackson, so I turned away."
"Good thinking," Dave replied.
"Did he ask about Donut at all?" Ron asked.
"HIS NAME IS BISCUIT!"
The whole school heard Hagrid's cry, and everyone became silent.
"Donuts!" a donut salesman called out. "Get your flash Donuts!"
BANG! Hagrid shot him in the shoulder.
"Anyway, I told him that if you play music, Waffle would go to sleep."
"It's Biscuit," Harry said.
"DON'T CORRECT ME, BOY!" Hagrid yelled, grabbing Harry by the neck and throwing him into the school.
Moments later, the kids run to Professor McGonagall's office to find it locked.
"She has to be somewhere," Hermione said. "Let's look somewhere else."
Before they leave, they heard bumping noises coming from the room. Then they hear Professor McGonagall yelling out someone's name. Once they hear it well, they find out she was yelling Snape's name!
"Run!"
The four children ran away so their ears would forget what they heard and their brains would not create images in their minds.
"If McGonagall can't help us, then we'll do something ourselves."
"McGonagall?" Dave said. "I thought we were looking for Dumbledore."
"Oh, yeah," Hermione realized.
"Wow," Harry said in awe. "Snape and McGonagall doing-"
"Shut up!" Ron yelled. "I'd rather kill myself than listen to that rubbish."
"Well, let's see it."
"See what?"
"Let's see you kill yourself."
"I'm not really going to kill myself."
"Snape and McGonagall-"
"SHUT UP!"
I updated finally. This may not be the best chapter (which it isn't), but the next chapter will have to be delayed. Just letting you know so you don't kill me. Thanks!