Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection
Let the Games Begin
Harry, Ron, Dave, and Hermione snuck into the Foxx common room before they heard Neville running out.
"Stop," he shouted. "You'll lose us some more points again."
"Neville, you don't want to make me hurt you," Hermione warned.
"Do your worst!"
Hermione pulled out her wand and aimed it at Neville's private area.
"Crabulous Herpedos," she said.
Suddenly, Neville stood very still. Then, without warning, he screamed.
"Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!"
"Would you like me to preform the counter curse?"
"Please!"
"Too bad. Let's go."
The four walked away from the now infested boy. He grabbed his own wand, aimed it at "the area" and yelled, "Get rid off these bugs!"
A fire bolt came out of the wand and it's pretty much self-explainatory (aside from the fact that this is rated PG-13).
They made it passed Cookie (Biscuit) and found the first challenge.
They had to jump across a one foot gap in the ground. Harry made it, then Hermione, Dave, but then Ron got stuck.
The second challenge was fairly easy. They had to run away from a huge, rocky golf ball about the size of a golf ball! Harry out ran it, so did Hermione, Dave, but it hit Ron.
The third challenge was the hardest of them all. They had to watch a Paul W. S. Anderson movie! (You know, that er who made that horrible Alien vs. Predator and Resident Evil. The only one who made it pass was Ron, who was disqualified for using sunglasses and earplugs to block out the horrible visuals and dialogue.
Harry and Dave went on to fulfill their one of seven destinies. Before they leave, Hermione says her noble speech. (Dramatic music kicks in.)
"Well, good luck guys," Hermione said.
"We could've made it here without you," Harry said. "You are the smart, obnoxious and bitchy one."
"Me? Books? That's nothing. There are much important things. Courage. Friends-"
"That's very noble, but we have a destiny to fulfill!" Harry says as the music turns off.
"Oh, sorry," she says. "Dave. Good luck!"
She grabs him and kisses him very hard.
"Oh, come on now, Dave," Harry said, enviously. "We have a world to save."
He pulls the two lovebirds apart.
"I love you!"
Delayed, short, and possibly the worst chapter. Sorry for the delay, but writer's block is a bad disease.