Me and my friend Dorkoid wrote this over an MSN conversation.
The normal writing (This) is whatI wrote, and the bold writing(This) is what he wrote.

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The search for the "Stinkin Big Sword"

By: Tai Aurion & Dorkoid

Lloyd was asleep in school (again) dreaming about an Enourmous sword he wanted.

It was a joyous dream. He dreamed he got the sword, he FINALLY got Colette to kiss him, and Raine actually cooked something decent.

He thought it was real at first until he felt a chalkboard eraser hit him in the head (complements of Raine).

"LLOYD! WHY ARE YOU KISSING THE MOP?" she yelled.

"Uhh! What!" said Lloyd with a mop pushed into his face. "AAAGGGHH!" he screamed dropping the dirty mop.

"HAHA!" Zelos laughed. "I bet you were dreaming about col.."

"SILENCE!" Raine screamed.

"And Zelos" she said, "What are you doing here? you are supposed to be helping build a house!"

"But I'm the chosen!" Zelos whined, "Why should I have to do any work!"

"Your just upset cause you don't have any girlfriends to take notes for you!" Lloyd said.

Zelos replied, " I have Colette and Sheena and pre..."

"PRESEA IS MINE YOU...!" Genis yelled as Raine Screamed, "COULD WE PLEASE TRY TO GET SOMETHING DONE!"

Colette sat in her seat giggling her head off.

"I agree with Raine." She said.

"Thank you Colette." Raine said.

"My girlfriend is so perfect." Lloyd said to himself.

Later that day, Sheena was enforcing her favorite practice: yelling at Zelos.

"WHATWERE YOU DOING LAZING AROUND THE SCHOOL WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME CONSTRUCT MY HOUSE?" She screamed at him.

"Trying to find my hunnies..." he tried to explain.

"HA!" she started, "YOUR HUNNIES RAN AWAY YESTERDAY CAUSE THEY COULD HEAR YOU SNORING FROM THREE BLOCKS AWAY!"

"Snoring?" he asked. "I wasn't snoring! Raine has that awful cold."

"Raine was up too. She was the one who cast the silence charm on you so everyone could go to sleep!" Sheena said starting tolaugh.

"Yeah. But why care about my hunnies when I have you?" said Zelos, getting desperate.

"EWWWW! STAY AWAY YOU TWISTED PSYCHO!" Sheena screamed and ran away.

Lloyd walked over and said, "Looks like you won." Zelos just smirked.

"When you know your opponent it is quite easy." Said Zelos stretching "I'm off to go talk to Raine".

Lloyd Sighed and went to Colette's house.

"Hey Colette." Lloyd said as he walked in the house, but didn't find her. He looked through her father's old library and found a memo stating, "FOR THOSE WHO SEEK IMMEASURABLE POWER, GO TO THE LINKITE TREE WHEN THE MOON IS FULL ON THE 2nd TUESDAY OF JULY.

"Wow," Lloyd said, "That must be where the 'Stinkin Big Sword' is."

Then he realized, "full moon, 2nd Tuesday of July... That won't be for five years! Colette and I will be married by then.

As he said this Colette entered the Library.

"What was that?" she asked.

"Oh nothing." Lloyd said Taking the memo and stuffing it in his pocket.

Raine examined the memo and said, "FIVE YEARS? No Lloyd, this will take twenty and O MY GOSH! I WILL BE ALMOST FIFTY! I MIGHT HAVE GRAY HAIR THEN! Lloyd thought to himself, "You already do!"

Raine kept talking about how she would be too old to help them and who would take them and on and on.

"I wish I would have never told her." Lloyd said watching her run around the room.

Sheena appeared later and told Lloyd, "I found a rock that can take two people to the future. But a set date. The rock is inscribed FULL MOON, JULY, 2nd Tuesday." Without thinking Lloyd said, "Zelos and I will go."

"WHAT! Why are you so eager to go?" Said Sheena, "What if I want to go to the future!"

"I need to go to the future!" Lloyd said.

"Why? Do you want to see if you actually marry Colette?"

"No!" said Lloyd.

"Then why?" asked Sheena

Zelos and I are the most powerful. He tried to grab the rock from Sheena. But as he touched it, there was a swirl of color, and the next thing they knew, they were in (what appeared to be)the future.

They hit the ground with such force Lloyd fell down.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?" Sheena screamed.

"I don't know." Said Lloyd Truthfully.

"What did you mean when you said you and Zelos were the most powerful? Why did you bring that up? Huh? Why?"

"Who are you?" said a boy who was around fifteen and looked almost exactly like Lloyd. He was standing next to a girl ( who looked like 14 and was just astonishingly BEAUTIFUL). "That boy must be my son." said Lloyd. "And the girl must be my daughter. "Then without thinking he asked the girl, "Excuse me, who is your mother?"

The Girl Replied, "Uh.. Her name is Sheena."

Lloyd Felt like he got hit in the head with something hard.

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Tai: There, that was good.

Dorkoid: That was neat. I enjoyed writing it. We will do Chapter 2 next week.

Tai: NEXT WEEK? That long?

Dorkoid: Yeah, gotta rest the mind.

Tai: Oh, ok. : (

Dorkoid: Ok. Two days.

Tai: Yah!