A/N Wow, thanks to the reviewers!! i didn't expect such a good response to this.

TLWROX - i know what you mean, but i wanted to have more emphasis on the weird situation that they were in rather than the actual setting... just if anyone else was wondering, they were staying in fancy accommodation on a planet, and it was set in Sam's room. So i guess Daniel ran in from his room because he heard noises...

So have another chapter :)

Disclaimer - why aren't they mine!!!! (sobs)

Chapter 2

Sam Carter

We left the planet that morning, our mission successfully completed. I sit in the briefing room being de-briefed, still not entirely sure what has happened. Colonel O'Neill is recounting our mission, how we went to the planet, were welcomed by it's leaders and sent to stay in fancy accommodation, while Daniel obsessed over various artifacts and historical links to the civilisation... Thankfully he doesn't mention what happened in my room, not that i expect him to, but as he speaks he avoids my eyes, preferring to talk instead to the table. Daniel finds this very interesting, watching first me, then the Colonel, then back to me again.

As the de-briefing finishes, everyone stands up. Teal'c leaves first, and Daniel and General Hammond talk while walking towards the door. I stand there frowning. Suddenly someone says something in my ear.

"Carter..."

I turn around, but before i can do anything his hands are already holding my face and he's kissing me so hard that i fall back onto the briefing room table, taking him with me. Papers go flying, and once again i am too paralysed with shock to do anything. Just as the kiss starts to become enjoyable, someone pulls him off me, and i lie panting on the table for a few moments, before pulling myself back up again, trying to smoothen my creased shirt.

The Colonel faces away from me, but i can tell what his expression is regardless. He whirls around to face me just as i says "Sir."

"Carter." He replies threateningly. I fold my arms.

"You did it again sir." I accuse. He doesn't reply.

General Hammond looks outraged.

"AGAIN?!?" He roared. The Colonel decides to preserve whatever shred of dignity that he has left and stalks out of the room. Hammond turns to face me.

"Again?" He asks incredulously.

"Yes sir." I reply, glancing at Daniel. He smirks slightly.

"Explain." Hammond demands. I take a deep breath.

"Well sir, last night i umm, woke up to find him in my bed." The generals jaw drops, and for good reason.

"In your bed?" He asks.

"Yes sir. He was umm... kissing me."

Jack O'Neill

I storm down the corridor, not even caring where i'm going. Also completely oblivious to all the personnel that i've run into and knocked over. Not only do i feel completely humiliated and laughed at, for some reason i cant seem to take my hands (or my lips) off my own Second in Command! This is completely unfair, but how can i explain to them that whenever i see her standing there i get the sudden irresistible urge to jump on her? And the problem with this irresistible urge is that it IS irresistible! Somebody is going to pay for this. Really badly.

Suddenly i become aware of footsteps getting louder as someone runs to catch up with me.

"Here goes." I mutter, attempting to quicken my pace.

"Colonel!" Comes the yell. There is only one reply.

"Not now, General." I say exasperated, and slightly threatening. Not that i would threaten someone of a higher rank than me though, no, of course not. He catches up to me and matches my pace.

"Colonel O'Neill, please explain your behavior." He barks. Ever the military General.

"There's nothing to explain." I bark back. Evidently not the answer he's looking for. Annoyingly enough, he grabs me by the shoulder and halts my striding.

"Major Carter informed me that this has happened before. Yesterday in her room you tried to..."

"Not my fault." I cut in, and resume storming down the corridor.

"Then who's fault is it?!?!" He demands, following me.

"I dont know!" I say exasperated, "one minute i'm going for a nice PLEASANT midnight walk and the next i'm lying in Carter's bed!" He says nothing so i continue ranting. "And dont you think that if i wanted to kiss her i wouldn't be STUPID enough to do it in the BRIEFING ROOM!!!" I stop, breathing heavily. The General nods.

"Well Colonel, if this is going to become a problem then i suggest you stop storming and go and see the doctor!" He demands icily, before storming away.

"Hypocrite." I mutter, and storm to the infirmary.