I do not own super smash brothers. (Danger Danger) OMG the hellhounds are loose!

Mewtwo stared at Link. Link stared right back.

"It appears," pointed out Mewtwo, "that your vocabulary is less than adequate to carry a conversation."

Link nodded.

"Have you planned a way to remedy this predicament?" asked Mewtwo.

Link nodded again. He checked the digital clock on the wall and turned on the television.

He tuned into a channel that showed a middle-aged man.

"Hello, I'm Jon Welsh." Spoke the man. "This is America's most Hunted."

He starts walking towards the background with a bank.

"Normally cases filter into our files after a few days," he explained, "But, this time I'm making a special exception."

He points at the bank, while glowering. "Those scumbags," he growled, "hit my bank!"

Link was having problems again. People instantly assumed he was deaf. Because he could not speak, they immediately assume he could not hear. He could hear the snickers from people who thought he dressed like a woman. Usually he fixed that problem by beating them to a pulp.

Unfortunately, assaulting a bus full of the elderly was not going to look good no matter how it was spun.

He walked away as quickly as possible. Once out of their sight, he assumed a more leisure pace.

Today he was heading to the bank. It was nearly Young Link's birthday and Zelda coerced him to buy a present for him. However, technically, Link reasoned he was actually buying a present for himself. Young Link was he when he was younger. But if it was him, wouldn't he disappear since Young Link was not in the appropriate time period? Then how can they both exist in the same period? In fact, would they not cease to exist altogether?

Link shook his head. Time travel always frustrated him.

Near the bank, he noticed a car with its driver seat door wide open. He looked inside. The driver was gone.

He looked around before climbing into the car. He checked the ignition and discovered a key. He turned the key and the engine roared to life.

Just then four people piled into the car. They were all wearing masks and carrying sacks of money.

"Drive," shouted one.

Reacting on instinct, Link immediately pulled from the curb and gunned the engine.

The robbers dumped their sacks of money. They kept their masks on and stared at Link.

"Whoa, Bob," said one of admiring thieves, "that is one hell of Link costume!"

"Yeah," voiced the other two, "where did you get it from?"

Link felt rivets of sweat cumulate upon his brow. He considered throwing bombs at them until he saw the police cruisers.

"Holy shit!" exclaimed the first robber. "Go faster!"

As Link deftly navigated through the streets, narrowly avoiding pedestrians, and making stellar corners, it occurred to him that he could not drive. He panicked and immediately lost control.

"AHHHH!" screamed the passengers.

Link, of course was silent. However, inside, he was screaming.

They crashed into a Zal-mart. Link managed to collect enough sense from his shocked mind to slam on the brakes before they hit a more solid structure. With the car being a total write-off, they clambered out. Standing right beside the wreck was an elderly greeter.

The greeter smiled. "Welcome to Zal-mart."

"What do we do now?" asked one panicked robber.

"Be quiet!" barked the first robber.

As they heard the sirens coming closer, the first robber snapped his fingers.

"I got it!" he crowed.

The television shows John Welsh walking over the remains of the Zal-wart. "When police arrived, they found five Zal-mart employees, scared but uninjured."

The screen showed composites of the driver and the robbers. They looked like sterotypical thugs, nothing like Link or his temporary associates.

"These people are assumed to be the ones who robbed the bank. If you have any information regarding the theft, contact America's most Hunted. I'm John Welsh, have a good night."

Link flipped the television off and looked at Mewtwo, awaiting the questions he no doubt had.

"I assume that you bribed the greeter to keep silent?" asked Mewtwo.

Link shook his head. He enclosed his forefingers and thumbs into a circle and held it over his eyes.

"He couldn't see?"

Link nodded.

"Which allowed you to steal uniforms without his notice?"

Link nodded again.

"Did you know what happened to the driver?"

Link shook his head.

As they pondered about that, their eyes slowly swivelled to rest on Falcon.

As he noticed their stares, his eyes widened.

He jumped up and slammed a fist against his palm. "THAT'S why I parked at the bank!"