A/N hello, thanks for all the reviews, i really didn't expect such a good response for this story.

Also, i prewrote these three chapters before i posted the story, so the next update might take a bit longer.

Hehe, this is my favourite chapter so far. Enjoy ;)

Chapter 3

Sam Carter

Daniel, Teal'c and I sit at a table eating and talking. Daniel has explained the whole situation to Teal'c, who seems to find it very amusing. I find that slightly uncharacteristic, we must be rubbing off on him.

"Hey Sam," Daniel says, taking a bite out of his sandwich. "Can you imagine what i thought when i saw you two in bed together!" Both him and Teal'c laugh. I scowl.

"Yes, Daniel i think i can." I mutter. Unfortunately this doesn't stop him.

"I thought that..." tears of laughter fall down his face, "I thought that, oh dear god, i thought that you two were, together!!!" The two of them become slightly hysterical. I glare. Ah well, if you cant beat them, join them.

"Well can you imagine what i thought when i woke up to find him lying on top of me!" I exclaim. They laugh even harder. "You should of seen the look on his face when you..." i point at Daniel, " when you walked in... his expression!!! Oh lord.." We all burst into fits of giggling. Before this i didn't think that it is physically possible for Teal'c to giggle, but now i'm proven wrong.

"Did you see him in the briefing room!" Daniel adds, banging his fist on the table.

"I know!" i gasp, barely able to breath from laughing so hard.

"This is indeed an amusing situation." Teal'c says, shaking his head.

"I'll say!" I chuckle. There is a collective sigh from around the table. At this ironic and precise moment the door opens, and lo and behold, speak of the devil! In walks the man of the moment, Colonel Jack O'Neill. And boy does he look murderous.

Jack O'Neill

After i am thoroughly examined by Dr Fraiser (who finds nothing wrong, much to my disgruntlement) i walk in the direction of the cafeteria, deciding that food is the best option. As i open the door and walk through, i am greeted with the sight of the three other members of my team sitting and eating. I can tell that they've been talking about me, because as they look up and see me they all stop what they're saying and turn to look at me. Teal'c has the strangest expression on his face, Daniel is smirking, and Carter is smiling mischievously at me, her eyes sparkling with laughter.

"Oh great." I mutter, stomping over and sitting down with a thud.

"Why, hello!" Daniel chokes, spilling his drink.

"Hi." I reply dryly.

"Good morning O'Neill." Teal'c says. "You are well?" Strange question, i think.

"Yes i'm well. Unfortunately." I growl.

"I think he's... very well!" Daniel sputters, hiccuping from trying to keep his laughter in. I raise an eyebrow.

"Is that so, Daniel?" I ask politely. "I really hope that you're not laughing at my er... condition." Daniel cant help it. He bursts out laughing.

"Condition!!!! Oh dear..." He sobs. "Well, it's a pretty GOOD condition don't you think?!?!? Do you know where I..." He pauses to laugh hysterically. "Where I, might get one??? It certainly seems to be beneficial!!!" Teal'c snorts. Quite a disturbing sound. Even Carter covers her mouth with her hand to hide her laughter. I am really, really, REALLY starting to get annoyed. So i stand up. Probably the best option.

"Well, if you'll excuse me, I think i'll be going now." I announce, glaring at Daniel and Teal'c... my eyes slide to Carter.. Oh dear. Big mistake. I really shouldn't looked at Carter at a time like this...

Sam Carter

Colonel O'Neill announces that he's going to leave, but nobody really pays attention. Daniel is too busy laughing at his own joke, and punching Teal'c in the arm. Sighing, i stand up. Daniel and Teal'c stand up as well, still laughing and making fun at the Colonel. Speaking of the Colonel, i turn to find him frozen, staring at me.

"Ah, guys?" I say. They turn around and stop talking just as i find myself being pushed against the table and kissed very very thoroughly.

All i can focus on is him, as he runs his hands through my hair and kisses me breathlessly. All too soon it is over, and he pulls away from me, a strange expression on his face.

"Wow..." I breathe, my mouth hanging slightly open. Suddenly i realise that everything is silent, the whole room has stopped what they were doing and appears to be watching us.

"If i didn't know her better, I'd swear she's starting to enjoy this." Daniel whispers loudly to Teal'c, shaking his head.

"Indeed." Replies the Jaffa. Everyone in the room starts to break out in wolf-whistles.

"Oh for crying out loud!" The colonel growls, turning and stalking out of the room. "I am NEVER going to live this down." When he is gone, Daniel grins and winks at me. I grin back. This isn't so bad after all.