A/N thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!!!! Lots of lovely reviewsies! I'm surprised, i really didn't think anyone would like this story... considering that i came up with this idea at a sleepover where we watched stargate all night long. ;) I started inventing it just after 'the broca divide'............ hehe.

I'm so excited that i'm going to answer all of your reviews!!! Lol.

stargate-1fan - lol! I made myself laugh writing it... which is quite sad actually :P

macisgate - poor jack indeed, but i'm sure he doesn't really mind lol

froggy0319 - oh yes she is hehe. You'll find out just how much soon.

mishy-mo - thanks! i am planning to continue it... actually, i have lots of evil plans for this story. Eheheh.

SG1-Fanfic - really?? I'll have to find those fanfics lol. I just liked this idea because its so fun tormenting jack

Cherryblossomjen - aaah daniel. :) i've tried to make him as annoying as possible in the story. Lol. And thats cool about the wolf whistles, i didn't actually plan the scene quite like that, but thats just the way it turned out. Glad you like it!

Shelliesnape - Oooh, me too. ;) But i dont think she's going to want a break anytime soon...

Sempronia - Thanks lol. And yes, i will keep 'it' going...

Christieanne-Anna - thanks! And look, i'm writing more right now ;)

Chapter 4

Jack O'Neill

Once again we sit around the briefing room table. There is much talk, but nothing is decided. General Hammond orders Daniel and Teal'c to stay with me at all times, to make sure i dont do anything stupid. Daniel thinks this is quite amusing, where as i find it incredibly annoying.

They follow me out of the briefing room.

And then along the corridor.

And then to my office.

And then back out into the corridor.

And then back into my office.

I sigh and sit down at my desk. Daniel and Teal'c make themselves comfortable, and instantly start chatting. Daniel is still laughing about what happened at lunch, and Teal'c is replying with "Indeed's," and "I believe so's" I cough and glare.

"Hey look, since it seems to be your job now to follow me around... if anything like that happens again, can you restrain me please?!?!?" Daniel smirks.

"With pleasure Jack." He says, winking at Teal'c. Who frowns.

"Is there something in your eye Daniel Jackson?" He asks. Daniel sighs.

"No Teal'c i was winking."

"Indeed." Teal'c says. I roll my eyes and try to ignore them.

Sam Carter

I sit in my lab and sigh. What a strange day this has been. Interesting, yet strange. And to complicate things, i cant seem to decide how i feel about all this. It is all very confusing. In some ways it is a dream come true, but in others, it is the worst thing that could have happened.

Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

"Come in!" I call, fiddling with my laptop. The door opens, and in walks Dr Janet Fraiser, looking slightly flustered and very giggly. "Yes?" I ask, already guessing where this will go. She walks over to me and feels my forehead.

"How long have you been getting these headaches?" She inquires, frowning.

"Headaches?"

"Yes. Those headaches you told me about. Have they got any worse?"

"Well, since they're non-existent i'm going to have to say no." I reply, getting annoyed. She starts to write this down in a small notebook. I sigh. "Oh come on Janet, i know that notebook's not for writing down my symptoms, you're rumour gathering aren't you?" Janet grins mischievously.

"So how do you feel about all this Sam?" She asks, pen at the ready. I groan.

"Now really..."

"Oh come on Sam.. there are so many rumours flying around, i just want to..... set them staight." I roll my eyes.

"Janet, Janet, Janet." She leans forward with a glint in her eye.

"Don't you want to start some rumours yourself?? This is a fantastic opportunity!!! Lets have some fun..." I also lean forward, and clasp my hands together.

"When you put it that way..." We both giggle.

"Soooooooo, what'shelike?" Janet asks excitedly. I pretend to look clueless.

"Who?"

"The colonel of course!!! What's he like??"

"Well...he's nice enough, a little sarcastic at times..." Janet stomps her food impatiently.

"Noo, that's not what i meant! Is he a good kisser?" I sit back and shake my head, a smile playing at my lips.

"Well..."

"Sam??"

"Possibly..." I smirk. Janet scribbles furiously in her notebook.

"But," I lean forward again, "he's also worried that he may've broken up my relationship with Pete, though Pete himself knew nothing about it until Daniel, who was also jealous of the Colonel and has been for some time, informed him for the sole purpose of getting back at Jack without actually having to do anything himself, a plan that proved successful as Pete demanded to see Jack and they ended up in this huge fight that caused them both to be kicked out of the certain pub that they met in, unfortunately then I found out and scolded them BOTH for being so immature and refused to speak to either of them and so Daniel took advantage of the situation by hanging around me and feeding me things about Pete and Jack that aren't true to make me favour him over them, now as this was happening Teal'c overheard us talking and decided it was his duty to stop Daniel taking advantage of me like that and challenged him to a staff weapon duel which was boldly accepted by the unfortunate archeologist, because of course, though he is incredibly good looking he has little intelligence and was too stupid to see the dangers in battling Teal'c, but they fought anyway, though in the middle of the duel Jack burst in, closely followed by Pete and they ended up bashing each other up until i walked in and screamed at them all."

I take a deep breath. Janet shakes her head.

"Wow!" She breaths, staring down at the 7 notebook pages that she's covered writing all that down. "Well, that'll certainly keep the base talking for several years!!!" I grin.

"You can pick out the bits that you like the most."

"Will do! And now... this is just something between you and me, girl to girl...." She looks at me seriously. "What do you really think of this???" I stare down at my hands, considering.

"I dont know." I admit. "If this keeps happening, then i dont know if i'm going to be able to keep ignoring what i've felt for him for the past eight years... I thought i'd put him aside when i met Pete, and i dont want to confront the possibility that i still have feelings for him..." I trail off and sigh. Shaking my head, i look back up again to find Janet scribbling in her notebook. "HEY!!" I protest, making a swipe for the book. But she's too quick for me, jumping up and darting backwards.

"And now, if you keep having these headaches, just let me know." She says, winking. "Bye Sam! Thankyou!" She calls, before skipping out the door. Muttering darkly, i glare and turn back to my laptop.

Daniel Jackson

We walk through the corridors of the SGC, Teal'c, Jack and I. We're not really going anywhere, just walking for the sake of walking. Jack has decided that being followed around will be less annoying than sitting in his office trying to fill out paper work while we talk constantly. Unfortunately for him, this is not so.

Currently we are debating when and where the next kiss will take place, a subject that seems to receive only grunts from our discontented team leader.

"Sooo, we've had the briefing room, and the cafeteria." I say, "Where else do you think?" Teal'c considers for a moment, before saying:

"The women's locker room."

"Haha!" I laugh, "Wouldn't that be funny?? We'll gave to keep someone posted there, in case we miss it..." Pulling out a notebook, i start to scribble down different names of people we could use. Suddenly, an idea strikes me. "Do you know what WOULD be funny?

"What, Daniel Jackson." Teal'c inquires politely.

"Jacob." I grin. An eyebrow is raised. "Wouldn't it be funny if Jack kissed Sam when her father was there!!! Can you imagine what Jacob would do to Jack..."

"That would indeed be an amusing situation." Teal'c replies.

"Ouch." Comes a mutter from up ahead, a reminder that our charge is still listening to the conversation. We ignore him, and continue to discuss.

"Do you know, we could make a lot of money out of this." I suggest, looking thoughtful. Teal'c considers, so i continue. "We could set up a betting pool, something to do with time, place, peoples reactions... and we can post people around to make sure that no one misses it!!" Teal'c nods, looking interested. "Of course, we probably wont need to considering we're going to be following jack the whole time." I add quickly.

"Indeed." Says Teal'c, smiling. I grin excitedly.

"This is going to be fun! Now, lets go and find the usual crowd.. see if they want to participate. Then we can..." I stop, and look around. There is something wrong. Something very, very wrong. "Teal'c...." I ask warily. "...where's Jack??" The jaffa looks up and frowns.

"I do not know." There is a silence, before,

"Ah..."

Sam Carter

It isn't long after Janet left, and i am still sitting at my desk typing on my laptop. Frowning, i realise how stiff i am, so i stand up and stretch. Behind me i can hear the door open, but it doesn't quite register. I yawn and turn to face the newcomer, but before i can someone grabs me from behind and spins me around. Too surprised and drowsy to do anything, i stand bewildered as my commanding officer pulls me close to him and kisses me, running his hands through my hair. After a while it occurs to me that i should probably try and stop this.

"Sir..." I mumble, attempting to push him away. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to be pushed. "aaaah, sir, mmmmf." I say as he kisses me again, pushing me back against the desk. I frown as his hands caress me, reaching lower and lower. Oh dear, i think, this is not good. I push him away again, and try to break free of his grasp, but he grabs me and shoves me against the wall. Panic rises in me, i'm trapped, trapped and defenseless. His hands are way too low for my liking, though i cant move him! He's too strong. I can feel fear bubbling inside me, i really really dont like being trapped like this...

Then suddenly, defense reflexes kick in, i shove him as hard as i can and kick him in the groin, before smashing him with my fist. He flies across the room and crashes into my desk. I stand there, breathing heavily, and then it hits me.

"Oh god..." I gasp, before running to his side. "Sir!"

A/N hehe, this chapter is a little longer than the others... oh well. Reviews please!