Sorry for the long wait. I had a busy week.

I do not own super smash brothers

Mewtwo looked at Bowser and Peach. Both of them had personality traits that were highly discernable.

One was stupid and the other was vain.

No, wait, both were stupid and vain.

However, Mewtwo could piece together the steps that Peach took in order to imprison herself. He noticed an order from a novelty shop.

He looked over the invoice and read the item: "Giant Hamster Maze."

It was scribbled on the invoice. Above, matching the invoice's print and font, said "giant glass box."

Peach was debating with a person, who happened to listen exclusively to indie music, on the finer points of distinguishing the members of Back Street Boys.

Since the author has nearly no clue on who the Back Street Boys are, he can't really write a debate between the two. We'll just assume that the music junkie's head exploded as an answer to his prayers for a quick death.

"EWww!" complained Peach. "There's blood all over my dress!"

She walked out after the store patrons and management ran out first in a torrent of screams and panic.

As she walked down the street, she came upon a pet store. She went inside.

She saw a display that showed a hamster running through a plastic maze. It was not a simple construction. The large maze had many pitfalls and dead ends.

She watched in fascination as the hamster avoided the obstacles to arrive in the center of the maze. Its reward? To run the maze again! Oh what fun!

As she stared in awe, the storekeeper stared at her in horror.

"You're covered in blood!" he shrieked.

Peach rolled her eyes. "I know! Like, this guy, his head totally exploded on me!"

The store manager ran away screaming. Peach decided to take the hamster cage, leaving her credit card behind to pay.

Walking through the streets, ignoring the police sirens, she contemplated how happy the fluff ball was going to make her. But as people paid more attention to the hamster, Peach grew incredibly jealous.

Why don't they praise her, she thought. I'm a princess; a princess of the Mushroom kingdom.

She got an idea. If they were impressed with a hamster running through a maze, what would their reaction if she did it?

She would certainly become more famous than some hamster.

When she got home, she phoned up ACME.

"Hello," she spoke in to the earpiece, "I like to know if you provide giant plastic mazes. You do? Great send one over the Smash Brothers Mansion."

(AT THE FREAKIN' MANSION!)

The acme deliver was a coyote. Apparently, someone wasn't up on their payments.

"Here you go that'll be three hundred thousand."

Peach reached for her credit card but came up empty. She cursed the credit card goblins. As told to her by all of the residence in the mansion, they came to steal one's credit card at the most inconvenient times.

She hesitated. "Uhhh, I don't have any credit cards. How bout just letting me have it for free?"

The coyote shook his head. "No dice, cash or no maze?"

Peach stamped her feet. "No," she whined, "I want my maze!"

She fell on her back, started kicking her feet into the air, and pounded her fists against the ground.

The coyote sighed. He went back into his truck and looked around. He spotted a glass box that originally was suppose to be shipped to a client in Toronto. The client defaulted on the payment, so he had to lug it around. Well, he thought, maybe not for long. He hauled the crate onto a porter. He ferried it over to Peach.

He stopped by Peach. She stopped her whining and looked at the crate. It was quite large, thrice her height.

The coyote tapped the box. The box fell apart, revealing a glass box.

"Here you go," he said, "one free maze."

Peach scrutinized the box. "It looks a little small," she criticized.

"It's a maze that you traverse with your mind," he replied, "only the strongest minds can escape this mental conundrum."

Peach starred at it a few more seconds. "Of..of course," she stuttered and scoffed, "I knew it all along."

The coyote plastered a fake smile on his face. "Great! Sign here."

Peach signed the forms and ushered the glass box into the mansion.

Mewtwo looked at Peach pound uselessly against the box. He wondered how she could forget that the box was bottomless.

Now she thought she was running out of air. Typically Peach. She collapsed onto the ground, gasping for air. Mewtwo gave it another minute before she "passed out" from asphyxiation.