A/N AAAAAAAARGH! SORRY! SORRY! I've FINALLY got this finished, after months of avoiding it… but when I actually wrote this chapter I was holidaying in the UK, and had no computer. And then when we got back our home computer broke… and I had no access to my files…l but we have a NEW SHINY COMPUTER now, and I finally managed to type it up! This is the second version of the last chapter, the first one was rejected because of its sheer stupidity, and there was going to be a chapter between before this one, but I decided to leave it out because it was boring. Anyhow, THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER! I also realised that i spelt the 4th word of this story wrong, LOL! It said "quite" instead of "quiet". I think i've fixed it now though. And i'd answer your reviews, but i should really start typing this chapter before i get distracted again. Also because my friend kelly (yes you, KELLY) will kill me if i dont finish it! Or nag me until i go insane.. so here it is. The long awaited LAST CHAPTER!

Chapter 7

Sam Carter

So we're back in the city again, and i'm standing in my room deep in thought. It is the same room i stayed in last time, the room where it all began. Out of the corner of my eye i see Daniel walk through the door, shake his head, smile, and then walk out again. Scowling, i turn around to yell something obscene and come face to face with the Colonel.

"Come on Carter," he says,

"We've got a Governor to meet." I smiled.

"Ok, sir."

We turn and walk out of my room and into the males room, where Daniel and Teal'c are waiting for us. Grimly, the Colonel presses a small red button on the wall and yells...

"ROOM SERVICE!"

We stand in front of the Governor's office. The door opens, and the Governor himself appears.

"Ah!" He exclaims. "SG1! So good to see you back! Come in, come in." We came in. "So what is it this time? You've come back to study our culture again? Analyse our level of technology? Inspect our weapons?" He chuckles to himself.

"Well... not exactly." Jack says. "I've been acting... strangely ever since we got back." He explains, looking everywhere but me. The Governor looks mildly interested.

"Define 'strange'" He says pleasantly. Jack shuffles slightly.

"I umm... keep... doing things... weird things, that i wouldn't normally do. And i cant stop myself from doing them." The Governor considers this.

"Are these things pleasurable?" He asks. Jack goes red.

"You could...say that..." He replies. The Governor beams.

"Then i know exactly what your problem is!" He exclaims. "It seems that someone must have spiked something you drank with DS!"

"DS?"

"Desire Serum." The Governor explains. "It's a drug that is normally used for pranks, it makes you act on your most secret desires, and you cant stop yourself."

Jack just stares. Daniel stifles a snigger.

"But isn't that dangerous?" I ask. "What if someone had the desire to murder someone? And then couldn't stop themself?"

The Governor nods.

"Yes we realise the danger of using this type of drug, which is why we're taking severe measures to make it illegal. The problem is, some people find it funny."

He looks pointedly at Daniel and Teal'c, who instantly stop snickering and try to look innocent.

"On behalf of my people, I'd like to apologise for any inconvenience this may have brought you." He says.

"Err, thanks." Jack replies.

"Just out of interest…" The Governor asks, "What did the drug make you do?"

"Oh it's not important." Jack says, waving his hands around.

"Really?" The Governor raises an eyebrow. "Anyhow, I'll make sure you're given the antidote before you leave. Was there anything else?"

"Umm, not really." Jack shrugs.

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As we're walking back to the Stargate, Daniel and Teal'c cant help it. They burst out laughing.

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Jack fumes. "Just because I have "subconscious desires" to kiss Carter or something does in NO way affect this team."

"Oh really?" Daniel asks, winking at me. I try not to smile. Jack storms off, marching as quickly as he can in the direction of the gate. All three of us grin and continue to laugh.

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In the Briefing Room, Hammond asks the Colonel to explain everything.

"Apparently someone spiked my drink with this drug…" Jack says.

"What sort of drug?" Hammond inquires.

"A drug that makes you do weird things…"

"Weird things?"

"Ah, yes… just… weird things." Jack looks uncomfortable. Since Hammond couldn't get anything more out of him, the briefing ended there. The Colonel left the room with remarkable speed.

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Jack O'Neill

I stand inside my office thinking things over and shuffling paper work, hoping that it would organise itself. After a few moments, the door opens, and someone walks in. I can see her reflection in a mirror in the corner of the room.

"Hello Carter." I say.

"Sir." She replies. She sits down and watches while I continue to shuffle.

"You know, Carter…" I say offhandedly, "if I didn't know you better, I'd say that you were starting to enjoy all that."

"Oh?" She says innocently. I turn around, to find her standing right in front of me. "Let's see how you like it, sir." And before I know it she's kissing me, and I'm so surprised that I almost fall over backwards.

"Just so long as you get Daniel to steal the security tapes later…" I mumble, in between kissing.

"Mm." Is all she says.

And in that wonderful moment the door suddenly opens, and General Hammond walks in to ask me if there's something I'm not telling him.

THE END!

A/N there we go! If you liked that, then please review! (personally I thought it was a little silly) and um, if there are any really obvious or embarrassing spelling errors, could you please point them out! Kiitos!

So that's it from me for now! (for now) Moi Moi! Goodbye!