Well, this time I have decided that a chapter under six hundred words is unacceptable. And why is that? Because last time my chapter lacked…words. And length. And didn't really have enough in characterness that really makes up a chapter. So this time there will be less out of characterness of me crapping on about something and more actual CHAPTER!

Riku: Suuuuure…

Meh: You know I wasn't joking… :O

Riku: You'll have to let me leave here some time.

Meh: Who said anything about letting you leave here?

Riku: Oh crap.

Meh: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. ALRIGHT! –glares at the lucky sods at square that do own Kingdom Hearts-. And as for Riku…only in my imagination…for now…-laughs for a long time, in a maniacal, somewhat insane fashion.- That's the best way of all XD-

And now on with the fic! Just to let you all know, this will be the chapter where everyone (or almost everyone) I know in U4N will appear XD

Chapter 5

They were walking. Actually, they had been walking for the past hour and a half. Sora didn't really seem to notice, but Sleet was practically banging her head on the nearest, hardest tree trunk. We've passed that boulder THREE TIMES! WHEN THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE!

"Here we are!" the girl suddenly announced. Sure enough, there was a small colony of primitive, yet effective housing. When they entered the clearing, some people came out to greet them. A blonde girl approached them first.

"JOOOOOOOOOOO!" she said loudly. Though the dragonfly/girl and Sora didn't seem particularly bothered by this (Are they ever bothered about anything? Sleet thought), Sleet jumped about six feet in the air.

"Stop doing that Charlie!" another girl shouted some distance away. "You know that you look smart when you do stuff like that."

"Really?"

"NO."

The girl that said this suddenly got tackled by another person, just a little bit above her shoulder. They seemed to be talking for the next few minutes, whilst the others watched them. Eventually they also came over, making their conversation audible.

"You know that I am more evil than you," the shorter one was saying.

"Meh."

"You only say that because it's true."

Why exactly are our less-than-sane hosts having a debate about who is more evil? AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT WEIRD GIRL SMILING AT THIS! IT'S NOT NORMAL!

Sora was looking around. It was rather nice to have a distraction like this so that Sleet wouldn't suspect anything. She was way too busy hitting her head on the nearest hard object. Now where's that keyhole…?

--END OF CHAPTER 5--

Things to come…

Is this really going anywhere? Sora is looking (rather unsuccessfully so far) for the keyhole. Will he actually find it without alerting anyone to what he's doing? Will Sleet give herself a concussion from hitting her head on that rock enough times? Perhaps this shall be answered next time (but then again, maybe not…)

Author's note

Okay, okay, I'm aware that this fic is inching further and further away from seriousness. But I promise that it will get more serious soon. It's just that everyone in U4N is as far away from seriousness as one can get…Ah well XD Soon, at any rate, soon…

Riku: …

Meh: What? You don't believe me? I'll just have to prove it to you then –yes, there is evil laughing going on here-…

Riku: o.o'

And now I shall wait in hope for my meagre reviews. They always cheer me up when another world conquest plan goes awry…