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Secrets Kirk Gleason

To most Star's Hollow residents, Kirk was the town nut. He was the weirdo. Don't get me wrong, Kirk is the town nut and is a weirdo, but what makes him special is that he doesn't know it.

Here sits Kirk on his bed shivering. It's always been rather cold in his room since it used to be a fallout shelter. Ever since he could remember he'd always been sitting there on his bed shivering in his soundproof room. It was the perfect escape. And if you had twelve older brothers and sisters you needed an escape. Growing up, it seemed that all of Kirk's older siblings were special.

Kirk's oldest brother Albert was really smart and went on to become a doctor. Next came the twins Margaret and Matilda. Margaret became a novelist and Matilda became a violinist. Then Bruce, he was a football player. After that was James, he became an architect. Then the second set of twins Dennis and Deborah both went on in life to be stay at home parents. After the second set of twins was Nicole, she became a social worker, helping people. Then the came triplets, Timothy, Tara, Terry. Timmy became an accountant, Tara became a veterinarian, and Terry became a basketball star. Then came Devon. Kirk was closest to Devon, it seemed as though he wasn't special, like Kirk was, until high school that is.

Kirk was a grade lower than Devon. When Devon was in the eleventh grade he met Harry Townshend, who introduced him to the theatre. Devon was a natural. Everyone praised him, and Kirk felt again that he wasn't special. Devon soon began to not have enough time for Kirk. He became cocky and bigheaded. Devon's girlfriend Lulu, became upset with his new behavior, and then dumped him just before graduation. Devon couldn't believe that she had dumped him. Kirk couldn't believe it either. Kirk was happy though because he had always had a crush on her. When he found out that they had broken up Kirk thought that this was his one chance to finally make his move, but by the time he had worked up his nerve to ask her out the summer was over and she had a new boyfriend.

Just before Devon went off to college and Kirk started his senior year, the inevitable happened. The perfect Gleason family was destroyed. Kirk's father Howard Gleason died for a heart attack while "in bed" with Kirk's mother. Kirk's mother Katherine was a wreck she blamed her self for her beloved Howard's death.

Then after that the normal, beautiful, caring Mrs. Gleason changed into an odd, angry, yelling "Crazy Kate". Kirk never felt closer to his mother than after his father died. He finally felt that someone was like him in his family. He was the only one who remained in regular contact with their mother.

After Kirk graduated he couldn't make up his mind about what to do with his life. He couldn't do what other boys his age were doing, taking over their fathers' businesses or helping out there. Kirk's father was a Funeral Director, and that took training. So Kirk became a funeral director, but after a freak accident burned down the building and all of the corpses inside of it. After that Kirk decided to try every career that he could to find out what made him special.

Then one day Kirk got a phone call.

"Hello?"

"Hi, is Kirk home?"

"This is Kirk. Look, is this about that dog. 'Cuz I swear I didn't see it and-"

"No, no. Kirk, this Lulu Grant. You remember, from high school?"

"Oh, yes Lulu. How are you doing?"

"I'm great. How are you?"

"Actually I have this wart on my back that keeps growing, it's pretty gross."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that Kirk. Well, I'm coming into town this weekend and I was wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me."

"Okay."

"Great! Well, is Thursday good for you?"

"Yeah sure."

"Okay see you Thursday."

"Wait, what do you want for dinner?"

"You pick."

"Ok."

After they starting dating, Kirk learned from Lulu that he was special. Kirk felt the happiest he had in his whole life. He almost felt complete. He still didn't know what he wanted to do with his life. So one night he went to his favorite hangout, Chuck E. Cheese, and saw Chuck E. Cheese walking around greeting people. Wow, everyone likes Chuck E. Cheese. I wonder how he does it? I should go talk to him. Maybe he can help me.

Kirk followed Chucky in the back room. He was shocked when he saw him take his head off and there was a man. Then it donned on Kirk what he could do. I can be Chuck E. Cheese! Everyone will like me then. Kirk went up to Chuck E. Cheese and tapped on his shoulder.

"Excuse me." Kirk said.

"Yeah?" He asks.

"I was wondering how can I have a career as Chuck E. Cheese?" Kirk asks him.

"You fill out an application and turn it in to the manager." He told him.

"Thank you. That is very helpful." Kirk said happily as he turned and wlaked out of the room.

That was about six months ago. Ever since then Kirk has been the back up Chuck E. Cheese guy. He goes down to Chuck E. Cheese's about twice a week. Kirk has never been happier.

TBC

Okay, a little different that the last chapter, but I don't care. I know that the whole thing about Kirk's siblings was a little long, but I wanted you get a feel of how Kirk feels. Plus, I've always wondered about what happened to all of his brothers and sisters. Okay please review! I will not be able to update for like a week, because I'm going to Manhattan for the first time in my entire life and I am sooooo excited. Oh, and I'll probably do Bootsy next because I was recommended by Krys33, thanks for the idea! Alrighty then see ya'll later!