Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or anything else mentioned in this story.
S & M paradise
Parody of Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic
As I walk up the stairs where I slave all day
I take a look at my girl and realize she's very bitchy
But that's just perfect for a guy like me
you know I shun fancy things like intelligence
At four thirty in the afternoon I'm cleaning the springs
Shinobu cooks the food and Kitsune drinks. . . foo
And I've been taking this shit for so long that
even Haruka thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man without a mind I'm into insanity
got my books in my hands and a funny smirk on my face
but if I finish all my chores and you don't kill me
then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999
I've been spending most my life living in a s&m paradise
I've gotten beaten once or twice living in a s&m paradise
it's hard work and it don't pay well living in a s&m paradise
they beat me and they're not very nice living in a s&m paradise
That girl Sara kicked me in the ass last week
I just smiled at her and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish her well
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when she's burning in hell
but I ain't never punched a girl even if she deserved it
Keitaro with a 'tude you know that's unheard of
I hardly wear coats but I got a cool sweater
and my homies agree I really look good in purple. . . foo
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
and I haven't watched television since I've been here
but they ain't really bad so please don't point and stare
they're just technically insane
there's no morals, no sanity, no common sense not a single intelligent thing
kinda like Robinson Carusoe it is insane as you can get
I've been spending most my life living in a s&m paradise
I'm just a dumb perverted guy living in a s&m paradise
there's always time for sin and vice living in a s&m paradise
Shinobu's real nice the rest are sick living in a s&m paradise
fixing up the dorm, studying lots of books, clean the springs on Monday
yes, those girls are abusive
think you're really tough think you can stay pure of heart
well I know I'm a million times as humble as you guys
I'm the nicest guy the little girls wanna be with
on my knees day and night, praying I'm not gonna get killed today.
Don't be a perv and don't be an idiot or else Motoko will shove
a sword straight up your perverted ass
I've been spending most my life living in a s&m paradise
I've just a crazy perverted guy living in a s&m paradise
there's no freedom or sanity living in a s&m paradise
but you'd probably think it bites living in a s&m paradise