Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
A/N: Hi! This is my…3rd Yugioh fanfic! My friend Dr.Waka Waka helped me out. I love the brotherly relationship between Alister and Mikey/Miruko. So, I put Mikey in this one. Actually, he's the main character. And he's ALIVE, okay? There are some things you should know before reading:
!. Alister's age is 17.
2. Mikey's age is 5. He super cute and can't read that well yet. And sometimes little kids fart sooo… yeah.
Well, I think that's all the information I have to tell you. I WON'T make Mikey older because he'll lose his cuteness and squishiness and all that adorable little kids stuff. And I WON'T make Alister younger because he'll lose his hotness and muscles and stuff. Besides, he still loves his brother the same way, right?
Millennium Mall-Chapter 1
Today is a beautiful day at Millennium Mall. The birds are singing, customers are buying, the food court is cooking, and there's an evacuation at Alister's Airplanes.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Evacuate now! Mikey just farted!" Alister screamed shooing his little brother outside and spraying the air with Raspberry Fragrant Air Freshener. When the room finally had no trace of the nasty odor, Alister let Mikey come back into the store.
"Mikey, next time you decide to let one out give us a warning!" Alister informed.
Mikey sat gazing at the model airplanes that he and his brother sold, and answered. "Okay." Then he felt a slight rumble in his tummy.
"Uh oh" Mikey whispered.
"Uh oh what?"
"Uh oh, I gotta go to the bathroom!" Mikey yelled. Alister picked up his little brother and ran to Tristan's Tag-Along Toilets. Tristan's "Tag-Along Toilets" was actually a normal bathroom. He couldn't find any other way of making money than cleaning the bathrooms and charging people to use them.
"Come here to do your business! It's cleaner than the other places!" Tristan advertised as he glared at the bathroom across the hall. It was purposely caked with mud and dirt so people wouldn't use it. Alister ran into Tristan's Tag-Along Toilets with Mikey.
"You have to pay Alister." Tristan warned holding out his hand to collect cash.
"He's gonna blow!" Alister showed Tristan Mikey's adorable face that looked like it was about to shed tears.
"You have to pay when you come out! Go! Go! Go!" Tristan let them in. Alister stood in outside the bathroom and waited for Mikey. Mikey felt he had to stay in there a while, so he screamed, "Hey Alister! This is gonna take a while! You can go back to the store and I'll come back when I'm finished!"
"You sure?" Alister screamed back.
"Yup!" Mikey reassured. Alister trusted that Tristan would help Mikey if he had any problems. He paid Tristan quickly and rushed back to the store to stop customers from stealing model airplanes while he was out.
Back in Mikey's stall, he flushed the toilet, washed his hands and walked out.
"Had a good poop?" Tristan asked. Mikey shook his head. "Nothing came out." Tristan stared at him for the longest time.
"You mean that you were in there just sitting on the seat and farting?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, can you get back to your brother's store by yourself?"
"Yeah." And Mikey walked back to Alister's Airplanes. You might think that the story ends there but it doesn't. Mikey never got back to Alister's Airplanes. In fact, he went in the wrong direction. Mikey went inside of Odion's Odd Moments. The photo shop where people come in at the wrong times. Odion was looking into a mirror when Mikey came in. Mikey was so quiet that Odion didn't even see the kid pull up a chair and sit staring at him.
"Look at my fine, sexy bald head!" Odion said to himself as he smiled into the mirror. Mikey got confused.
"Mister, what's a sexy?"
"A female or a male who looks nice."
"Like Mai?"
"Yeah, Mai Valentine? She's a hotty!" Odion purred.
"What's a hotty?" Mikey asked. Odion finally noticed the toddler sitting next to him. "AAAAAAHHH! Were you listening? Forget everything you heard or said!" Mikey nodded. Suddenly Odion had an idea for advertising.
"Hey kid, you're cute and I'm not gettin' so many customers. Why don't I take a picture of you so people will come and buy my pictures? You'll be famous!" Mikey thought for a while.
"I don't like cameras." And he ran out of the store. Odion chased after him and grabbed him.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Let me go! My brother's gonna come beat you to death!"
"So? I'm bigger!"
"He's stronger!"
"He's not here!" Odion took Mikey back into the photo shop and placed him on the chair.
"Now, what's the last letter of the alphabet?"
"How should I know? I only know A B D."
"Fine! What's 2+1?"
"I don't know how to add yet."
"JUST SAY CHEESE DAMMIT!" Odion bellowed. Mikey's eyes widened. He covered his mouth.
"You said a bad word mister!"
"How do you it was a bad word when you don't go to school?"
"I heard my brother say it once. Then he saw me and he apologized and gave me some candy." Then he added, "Where's my candy?" Odion dug into his pockets to look for some candy. Mikey took this chance to run. He ran out of the store and into Seto's Soaps. Yes, Seto Kaiba sold soaps. Very smelly soaps, multi-colored soaps, liquid and bar soap, fake soap, real soap, soap that's runny, soap that's sticky, and soap that are just painted rocks. Yes, Seto Kaiba sold LOTS of soap.
"Hello little guy! You seem dirty! Let me give you some soap!" Seto gave Mikey some soap. Rule number one of baby-sitting, child care, big brother/sister guidebook, whatever: NEVER give little boys soap! Unfortunately, Seto didn't know that because he and Mokuba grew up with soap, so when he handed Mikey the soap, it felt like the Apocalypse was coming.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T WANNA BE CLEAN! SOAP IS BAD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ALISTER SAVE ME!" Mikey wailed. The whole mall seemed to have heard it. At Alister's Airplanes Alister looked around.
"Is that Mikey?" he wasn't too sure because his store was the FARTHEST store away from Seto's soaps. Back at Seto's soaps, Seto was trying to get Mikey to buy his soap.
"Come on. If you don't want the soap to clean you, you can always eat it." Rule number 2 of baby sitting, child care, big brother/sister guidebook, whatever: DON'T let the kids think soap is food. Mikey took a bite out of the soap and started choking. A customer did the Heimlich maneuver on Mikey and Mikey spat the chunk of soap out.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I COULDN'T BREATHE! YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME! NO WONDER MY BROTHER HATES YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Mikey screamed. The nice customer who saved Mikey picked him up and took him out of the store. He scolded Seto before leaving, "It's a good thing you don't have a younger sibling! With you, they'd be dead!" and he stormed out. Back at Alister's Airplanes Alister was freaking out.
"What if that was Mikey? What if that wasn't Mikey? What if Kaiba is trying to kill Mikey? What if Mikey is still in the bathroom having constipation and it hurts? What if Mikey is learning bad words from Odion? What if aliens came and took Mikey away from me and I'm the only one who can save him? What if he's lost?" Alister thought for a moment. "I'M COMING MIKEY!" Alister closed the shop and went out to search for the lost little brother.
A/N: do you like it? i'm already writing chapter 2. that's where they're in the food court. this story might be 3-4 chapters long. well, please review! thanks!