Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
A/N: well, it's almost over! This story I mean…
Mikey stumbled into Mokuba's Magic Market. This was one of the most popular shops in the entire mall! At Mokuba's Magic Market, Mokuba sold prank toys, magic tricks and cool gadgets. Today, he didn't have many customers. They were all in the food court waiting for more free samples. Mokuba was delighted to see Mikey.
"Mikey! Buddy! You want to see a magic trick I've been working on?" Before Mikey could answer he was being pulled into a small secret room where Mokuba taught paying customers how to do magic tricks. Mokuba pulled out a large, vertical box with 3 compartments and many slits. He took out a can of swords and gave them to Mikey.
"Today, I am going to make myself disappear! I will get in to this box, you will stick the swords in and when you open the box I will be gone! Isn't that cool?"
Mikey nodded in agreement. Mokuba got into the box and called out, "Bring on the swords!" One thing you must notice is that Mikey is only 5 and Mokuba wants him to stick super sharp knives into the box he was in. On Mokuba's command dear little Mikey started shoving knives into any slot he found. He heard some wrestling in there and some screams but he continued on. Some of the slots were too high, so he made the last swords fit by making his own slots. Mikey counted to three and opened the door. Mokuba was gone!
"Wow! He's good! Uuuh why is there red stuff on the sides?" Mikey walked out of the store and continued on his exploration.
Meanwhile at Rafael's Rum Alister was heaving the drunken man onto a chair.
"Come on Rafael!' Alister wheezed, "You could help by using your legs!" Rafael didn't do anything. He was laughing at passing people and taking big gulps from his 14th bottle of whisky. Alister took the whisky away from him and threw it in the garbage.
"WHAT'D YA DO THAT FOR!" Rafael dove into the garbage can to retrieve the lost alcohol. He muttered to himself, "First I had little kids come in here, now I have women trying to take my beer!" Alister heard what Rafael said and rushed over to get information out of him.
"What little kids?"
"Uhhhh a little boy who said he knew me…I knew his sister. Heh heh heh. I think."
"What was the boy's name?"
"Sumthin' with a 'm'."
"MIKEY!"
"YEAH! I gave him some water. He looked thirsty."
"RAFAEL, YOU DON'T SELL WATER! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WATER IN HERE!"
"I don't? Then I guess I gave him this stuff…" Rafael held up his whisky and Alister fainted.
Mikey tottered into Valon's Vehicles. The only shop that sold cars in a mall. Mikey approached the front desk where Valon was and told him, "I want a car." Valon smiled down at Alister's little brother.
"Why do you want a car?"
"So I can ride with my brother! Can you give me a car?"
"I'll have to see your driver's license." Mikey pulled out the remaining cash that Dartz didn't rip off him and shook it in Valon's face.
"Okay, come over here sir and I'll fix you up with something nice!" Valon took Mikey by the hand and took him over to where they kept the bikes. No, not little bicycles. BIG, BAD MOTORCYCLES.
"I want a mower-physco like my brother. I like the green color." Valon looked around and picked out a really green motorcycle. Mikey squealed with delight. He climbed on top of it and told Valon to turn it on.
"So you want a test drive before you purchase? Okay." Valon turned the key and revved up the engine. Mikey was about to have the ride of his life, or should I say the last ride of his life, if Mai hadn't came in and stopped the commotion.
"Valon! What do you think you're doing?"
"My customer here wants to test drive his car before he buys it!"
"Mikey's just a kid!" Mai grabbed Mikey off the motorcycle and took him to her own store called Mai's Music. Seeing all the CDs and headphones to listen to music with, Mikey ran off to explore forgetting all about the bike. He put on a headphone and listened to what was on it.
"Oops! I did it again! I played with your heart! Got lost in the game! Oh baby, baby…" Mikey shook off the head phones with disgust. He ran to the next one hoping it consisted of a good song.
"...Read between the lines, what's fucked up and everything's all right. Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive and I'll walk alone…" Mikey decided to not listen to the song and walked off wondering what the word: fucked meant. He put on another headphone.
"Aaaahhhaaaaa Ahhh! Aaaahhhaaaaa Ahhh! We come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight springs where the hot springs blow..." Mikey quickly took off the headphones for the song was way too loud. He put on another one but took it off again because it was classical music. In an hour Mikey listen to 3 rap songs, some Beatles, 7 pop, some ABBA, some classical and tons of rock. He didn't like any of them. Mikey decided to go to another store. He was walking down the hall when Rex pulled Mikey into Rex's Rugs.
"Kid, you look like you could use some moola. You earn some from me by vacuuming these rugs!" Rex thrust a large vacuum into the toddler's hands and went to the front door to attract customers. Mikey liked this big machine. It had lots of pretty buttons. He saw a large green one at the top. He struggled to press it and them: VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mikey screamed as the vacuum turned on at full speed and dragged him along for the ride. It drove out of Rex's Rugs and into the food court. It passed by Rafael's Rums where Alister was waking up.
Alister awoke to the thundering noise of a…vacuum? He saw a vacuum speed by Rafael's Rums. It looked like a kid was riding it!
"Ah. Crazy kids." Alister remembered that Mikey was still out in the cruel world by himself and ran out to continue his search. Rafael called out after him, "Come back soon baby! Hic!"
The vacuum drove into a cart in the middle of the mall. It was called Marik's Mallets and Marik wasn't too happy about having a vacuum crash into his "store"
"WTF!" Marik screamed. He saw a little boy on top of the vacuum holding one of his prized mallets.
"Hey mister! Can I get one of these for my brother? He needs a hammer!" Mikey hopped off the dangerous vacuum and began walking away with a mallet. Marik steamed and soon took his millennium rod (which looks like a mallet) and began chasing after the boy who had caused him much trouble.
"Come back here you little BEEP!" he waved his rod like a mallet threatening to send Mikey into the shadow realm. Mikey ran past Weevil's Wedding Gowns and into Pegasus's Pets. Marik ran back to his cart.
"Hello little boy. Would you like to own your own special animal friend?" Mikey looked around at all the pets. (He was still dragging his mallet around) Pegasus stuck with the toddler while he was looking at all the pets.
"You got any pet rocks? I like rocks. I don't like animals."
"You could learn to love animals like me!" Pegasus took one of the golden retriever puppy out of its cage and started rubbing dog fur on his face. Mikey stared into the face of the scary man.
"Hey, I know you! My big brother dressed up like you and pretended to be you to trick Kaiba into a duel to get revenge for something and then…" Mikey blabbered on and on about Alister's duel at Duelist Kingdom after Mai took Pegasus's soul. Event after event Pegasus got angrier.
"How dare he pretend to be the coolest, most handsome, most intelligent creator of duel monsters! And you say he's your brother? Well then, GET OUT! Cause I don't sell pets to little brothers of imposters! Go get rocks next door!" and that's exactly what Mikey did. He went next door to Rebecca's Rocks and picked up 10 heavy rocks. He went up to the cashier.
"Can I buy these rocks?"
"Sorry, you have to be 13 or older to buy those rocks. They use those rocks for attacking people."
"Like this?" Mikey asked innocently. He threw one of the rocks at Rebecca's head and she fell to the floor. Mikey ran out of the store and into Serenity's Socks.
"You want a sock puppet?" Serenity stuffed a deformed sock rabbit in Mikey's face causing him to freak out and throw more rocks. He knocked out Serenity and ran to the next store which was Joey's Jewelry. Joey was helping out customers.
"Excuse me sir," a rich fat lady inquired, "can you tell me what kind of metal this is? Is it silver or platinum?"
"It's neither! That is my own kind of metal. It's melted quarters!" The lady put down the ring in abhorrence and ran out of the store. A couple looking for wedding rings called Joey over.
"What kind of diamond is this? It's very foggy, but it looks so nice!"
"Oh those aren't diamonds. Those are sugar crystals!" the couple left with a cold impression. Joey sat down and cried.
"Why doesn't anybody like my jewelry? WHY?"
"Hey! You're the jam and jerky guy! How come you have 2 stores?" Mikey asked. He was now holding a sock bunny, 3 attack rocks, and a mallet. Joey screamed, "Robber! Robber! Kid robber!" Mikey decided that this was the time to run. He ran to Duke's Dynamites. Mikey looked at all the explosives in wonder.
"Can I buy a dynamite Duke?"
"No. you have to be 18 or older. So get lost."
"But I want a dynamite!"
"I said get lost!" Mikey glared at the mean teenager. He remembered that this guy was younger than Alister…
"How old are you?"
"16…I mean ummm 23!"
"Hey! If you're 16 then why are you selling dynamites?"
"How did you become so smart?"
"I dunno!" Duke bent down and whispered to Mikey, "If you don't tell anyone that I'm 16 then I'll give a dynamite for free!" Mikey accepted the offer and Duke gave him the Power Blast. Mikey held the dynamite in his hands like a trophy.
"What's it say? I can't read."
"It's called the Power Blast." Mikey stopped smiling. His stomach felt weird. It gurgled and then…
"AHHHHH! I gotta go to Tristan's Tag Along Toilets!"
"Why?"
"I have some tag along behind me!" and Mikey dropped his merchandise on the floor and ran to Tristan's Tag Along Toilets to do some business.
A/N: only one more chapter to go!