Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
A/N; oh no! I forgot Yugi! I'll add him in right now…BEWARE! this last chapter contains GROSS stuff about poo and farts! so if you just ate...you might want to wait a while...
Mikey tottered down the hall as fast as he could on his chubby little legs. He ran and ran and ran until he noticed a store he'd never seen before: Yugi's Yams. He forgot all about his urge to poo and stepped inside. Instantly he was cast into a world of white, orange and purple. There were purple, orange, and white sculptures all around. Yugi came out and squealed, "WELCOME TO YUGI'S YAMS! I MADE ALL THE LOVELY STATUES YOU SEE AROUND YOU! And the best part about that is…" Yugi leaned in to whisper, "They're all made of yams!" Mikey gasped in shock. He never heard of yam art. He didn't even know what a yam was!
"So little boy, would you like to purchase a yam sculpture? Or maybe a personalized yam for the one you love?" Mikey thought on it for a while. He decided to get one for Alister.
"I'm sure my big brother would want one. Can you put A-L-S-T-U-R on one? And say it's from Mikey: M-I-uhhh key!" Mikey ordered. Yugi reached into the oven and grabbed a nice hot baked yam, ready for carving. Mikey chanted "A-L-S-T-U-R" so Yugi wouldn't forget how to spell it. In a few seconds Yugi was finished.
"Here you go! Enjoy!" on it spelled: I L-U-V S-E-T-O. Unfortunately Mikey couldn't read (his brother taught him how to spell his name though) so he paid for his odd piece of artwork and continued to look around at the weird store. This place had an unusual smell…kind of like potatoes…and this cashier had a really big head. Yugi saw that his customer wasn't leaving yet, so he offered Mikey a yam.
"You want a yam? They're nice and fresh!" Yugi offered. Mikey whirled around.
"It's eat-able!" the toddler took a bite out of his brother's gift and chewed on the weird food. It was sweet and mushy…like carrots. Yugi gasped in horror.
"YOU ATE MY ARTWORK!" Mikey became scared. He didn't like carrots. And this tasted like sort of like carrots. He swallowed and then his stomach began to rumble. Yugi was charging at his customer when suddenly…POOOOT! Mikey farted in Yugi's face and Yugi died. Mikey remembered that he had a lot of poop stored away in his large intestine so he rushed to Tristan's Tag-Along-Toilets.
Alister searched desperately around the mall for his lost little brother. He passed by Yugi's yams and smelled a horrible odor that lingered in the air. It consisted of yams, donuts, 4-hr-old poop, and ice cream. He was about to run when he saw a leg pop out from under the "smoke". He ran in (holding his breath) and pulled Yugi out. Then he gave Yugi CPR. The big haired mini dude awoke gasping. His heart skipped a beat, for he fell in love with a red-haired beauty who supposedly rescued him.
"Beautiful lady! You're lovelier than Seto Kaiba! Will you run away with me?"
"NO!" and Alister ran away leaving Yugi to weep on the concrete floor.
Mikey slipped past Tristan at Tristan's Tag-Along-Toilets and locked his stall. He wiped the toilet seat cover and placed toilet tissue on the seat just like his brother showed him. Then he sat down for a nice dump. Out side Alister was moping around. He smelled like shit, and he couldn't find his little brother anywhere. Back in the stall Mikey "poured" out the remainder of his digested food and wiped his tush. He flushed the toilet, pulled up his pants, washed his hands and walked out of Tristan's Tag-Along-Toilets.
Alister suddenly remembered that he never checked Tristan's Tag-Along Toilets! He rushed there just in time to see Mikey totter out.
"MIKEY!" Alister ran and picked up his little brother. He swung him around and around. "I was so worried! I went looking for you and you were in there the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!" Mikey began coughing and Alister put him down. "What's wrong Mikey?"
"EWWW! You smell! Wait! I got you something!" Mikey pulled out a bag with donuts, a piece of yam that once said I luv Seto, and a piece of soap that had a big bite out of it. (He kept the soap) Mikey pointed at the soap he got from Seto's soaps and said, "Don't eat it. It kills you." He handed it to a confused Alister. Mikey continued giving his gifts to his brother. He stuffed the donut in Alister's mouth, made Alister hold the mallet in one hand and a free dynamite in another hand, and presented him the yam art.
"It says A-L-S-T-U-R right! I made the big hair guy write it!"
"No it says: I luv Set. And then there's a big bite mark."
"Oooooooooooooh. I also got this." Mikey pulled out a wad full of money. Apparently Mikey didn't spend all of Bob's cash so he decided to give the rest to Alister.
"WHOA! Where'd you get all this cash?"
"Bob."
"WHO?"
"Bob. He bought me ice cream."
"Whu…?" Mikey explained his trip around the mall to his confused brother. Alister was practically spazzing out by the time Mikey finished.
"MIKEY! How many times have I told you? The world is a cruel place! And you wandered around all by yourself today! Are aware that ANYONE could've kidnapped you?" Alister screamed. Mikey thought his brother would've been proud but he was wrong.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I'm sorry AWISTUR! I DIDN'T KNOW!" Mikey bawled. Alister instantly felt guilty. He knelt down and cried into the toddler's shoulder.
"Don't you ever scare me like that again!" just then Rafael, still drunk, passed by and called out to Mikey, "Hey KID! You never told me how you like the rum!" a few minutes later Odion passed by and snapped a picture Mikey.
"GOTCHA! Finally! If you don't want to take a picture, then I have ways to take pictures of you! That doesn't make sense…oh well." Ishizu and Marik were leaving the mall when Marik shouted, "You're gonna have to pay for that mallet! You little BEEEP" Rex came by and asked Mikey if he'd seen where his vacuum landed. Serenity and Rebecca staggered out with huge bumps on their foreheads. Duke passed by and winked at Mikey.
"Don't forget not to tell anyone about my secret!" Duke shouted. People looked at him strangely and Duke tried to play it cool. Bob ran up to Mikey and took the $347.00 that Mikey took.
"Thank you very much!" the ice cream hobo ran up to kiss Mikey, Pegasus scoffed at Mikey for wanting a pet rock and Tea and Bakura glared at him. Joey left with Mai, and Valon rode through the mall on his big bad bike. Kaiba was looking for Mokuba who was already outside waiting for him in their Blue Eyes Magic Traveling Box. Everyone was gone except for Yugi who was carving a life size yam sculpture of Alister and Tristan who was the wealthy janitor of the Millennium Mall.
"Hey you two gonna go yet?' Tristan asked. "I got a place to clean up here! And you," he pointed at Alister, "Have GOT to take a bath! You're stinkin' up the whole mall!" Tristan walked away with his mop and bucket. He was going to go clean up all the throw up near Bakura's Bakery. Alister's brain buzzed with confusion of all that had just happened. Then he remembered what Rafael said about rum and Mikey and he fainted. Mikey thought his brother was sleeping, so he slept next to his unconscious brother on the floor of the Millenium Mall.
The End
A/N: I'm finished. I'm such a bad author cause I don't put up any author responses to your lovely comments! I'm bang my head until I bleed. Hope you like the story! Don't forget to read the last chapter of Mental Man WHEN I POST IT! Ok, buhbi…for now.
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