Vegeta kicked a rock and it went flying into a building and fell over. "That stupid Earth woman! Making me get a job!" He was angry with Bulma because she was forcing him to get a job after Capsule Corp.'s sales dropped tremendously. "These damn earthlings always working for success! They should just take it!"
Vegeta walked past the post office then froze; he backed up and looked in the window. He saw a 'Help Wanted' sign and in very small print he read:
Desperately!
He thought of this as a golden opportunity. Normally he wouldn't give in so easily, but he knew after seeing his father cower from his mother, women were demanding - and always got the demand.
The Saiyan Prince ran inside and said in his deep voice, "Give me a job!"
A tall skinny man in blue said, "Okay, sir, but you're going to have to give us a resume, make an appointment, and -"
"Shut up!" Vegeta slammed his hands on the counter. "Give me a damn job now!"
The skinny man pushed the button underneath the counter to signal the police to come. "Okay, mister but I need to see if you have a police record and I need to talk to my -"
"I said give me a job, now!" Vegeta's eyes tightened, he was growling, his muscles were flexed, and his veins were popping out.
"Sir, I've -" Vegeta grabbed him by the neck and slammed him into the wall. A door behind the counter opened. It was the boss.
"Hey who the hell are you?" asked a short man in dark blue pants and a white t-shirt.
"That 'good' employee of yours wouldn't give me a job." Vegeta said.
"Well, that 'good' employee," the boss said, "has been my employee of the month for two straight years!" The short man waddled over to the skinny man. "He's dead you moron!"
"Serves him right for defying a prince." Vegeta crossed his arms and looked serious. He blinked once and the little man was gone. "Where'd you go you stupid midget?"
The little man stood up from behind the counter. His face pure red. "Well, I was gunna get you an application since someone has to replace this guy, but you called me a midget. NOBODY CALLS ME THAT! ARNOLD!"
Suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger came busting out of the back room and tackled Vegeta. Vegeta used his Big Bang Ball, but The Terminator could not be destroyed.
Arnold pulled out two saw-off shotguns and blasted Vegeta away. The police arrived a little later and asked about it, but the boss said it was nothing, although the police kept questioning about there being no front wall.
