Warning:May contain stuff you don't like-read with caution! Also, one swear word, but I bleeped the vowel out!
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Ode To Fanfiction!
By Henrietta-Black
I think I have an addiction,
To that wonderful thing,
Fanfiction!
To read it should be a law;
It's entertaining,
Good and pure!
To ship or not to ship!
That is the question!
But heres a tip:
Avoid those Mary-Sues,
Or your sanity,
You may lose!
Maybe you will chose,
To read about
Something that will amuse!
Maybe you'll go back in history?
Meet the Marauders,
And solve a mystery!
People don't write it for the cash;
This might explain,
The cliches and slash!
Romance? There's a lot;
Sometimes it's sweet,
Sometimes it's not!
Hermione and Harry!
You're having a laugh,
Like they'd ever marry!
It's Hermione and Ron,
The couple,
We've waiteed for, for so long!
Is it in the canon,
Padfoot and Moony!
Or is it just fanon!
Who will be Harry's leading lady!
Ginny! Luna!
Or someone called Sadie!
ie. An OC!
Alternatively, he's gay,
And paired with a he!
Draco and either Ginny,
Or Hermione!
Don't be a ninny!
Snape's just misunderstood;
Pair him up with a woman,
And then he'll be good!
James and Lily!
Oh, but of course,
Otherwise that's just silly!
What about crazy, random fics!
That have no plot,
And are just plain sick!
Where Voldy's not evil;
Instead he drinks tea,
And is old and feeble!
Or uber-camp!
So are his Deatheaters,
To be frank!
Then there's parodies, that take the p+ss;
Sarcastic and witty,
These you don't want to miss!
When everyone's depressed and sad,
That's gotta be angst;
Sometimes Harry turns bad!
As you can no doubt see,
The possibilities are endless!
Oh, God! The humanity!
No wonder I've got and addiction,
For that wonderful thing,
Fanfiction!