The Poem that will End all Poems!
By Henrietta-Black
Once upon a time,
Someone did decide to rhyme.
Henrietta-Black, that person happened to be.
Oh, yeah! That's me.
Anyway,
One fine day,
Harry Potter,
-Is anyone hotter?
Well actually, yeah!
Ron with the red hair.
Whatever,
They were both wearing leather!
Anyway,
One fine day,
Harry Potter
Had a lotta
Stuff!
Which was mainly fluff;
It was magical,
And not at all tragical.
Unlike Sirius' demise;
Oh! How he did despise
Snapey-poo
(Who in the 'poem' has the flu)!
They were both very hot indeed,
Even if Sirius was a wee bit dead (Pronounced dee-d).
Hermione and Ron,
Were getting it on!
About time too.
And if you
Think her and Harry,
Are gonna marry,
Then you are wrong,
Because she's gonna end up with Ron!
Yeah!
So there!
Speaking of romances...
I bet I know who Lupin fancies!
Sirius Black!
But let's backtrack...
Oh yeah! He's dead (Pronounced d-ed (Oh.my.god! Does this count as a pun!)).
So, let's go to bed,
Because I'm bored of this rhyming crap!
The End!