Disclaimer:Unfortunately for me, I own nothing (especially not Snape-this makes me sad!)!
Ode To Snape!
(Or 'S' Is For Snape!)
By Henrietta-Black
Oh, Severus Snape! (Snape!)
Sexy and sarcastic; (Sarcastic!)
And oh, so sinister! (Sinister!)
But our Sevy's really a sweetie! (Sweetie!)
Secretly he's a spy! (Spy!)
This makes him all the more scrumptious! (Scrumptious!)
Sirius and co. used to call him Snivellus; (Snivellus!)
This is quite sadistic! (Sadistic!)
And made Snape all sad and sorrowful! (Sorrowful!)
Maybe he's not saintly, (Saintly!)
And has sallow skin; (Skin!)
Not to mention he's scathing and likes to sneer! (Sneer!)
But I think he's just super! (Super!)
(AN:No need to count, there are 59 letter 'S's in this poem (Not including the title, but including the repetition in brackets!)!