AN: Dumbley-dorr: You are too kind!

Dynobunny: Oh, but Snape is hot; very hot! Tell me more about this Argus/Hermione fic! PS.I liked the flattery for my work at the end of your review very much!

Ode To Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince!

By HenriettaBlack!

Oh, how I'd kill for a glimse,

Of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!

Who shall he be? What shall he do?

Does he have anything to do with Snapey-poo?

What new revelations shall we learn of?

Who shall be the new DADA Prof.?

And who shall pass on?

It's not very long

Until 16th July, when we shall have answers;

But for now we just have questions!

Here's poem that isn't exactly relevant to the Potterverse, except that it contains the word/name 'Hermione'-but here it is anyway for your 'enjoyment'! Warning: The following is extremely random, do not read if you are of a fragile disposition!

A Wee Shananigan!

Shiney! Shiney!

Oh, look! It's Hermione!

Would you like some winey?

Tough luck! It's miney!

Walk along the liney!

Oh.My.God! It's tiny!

Ouch! I fell and hurt my spiney!

Oh, dear! I appear to be drunk!

What I think it proves is that there are 'words' that actually rhyme with Hermione-which is frankly great for future reference and poetry writing!